"Let me tell you, that child is my son!!!”
He waited until the audience's cheers died down.
"…Your son?" Guo Qilin stuttered.”
"Yes, that's my child." Zhang Ran's eyes were red.”
" What's wrong..." Guo Qilin said guiltily.
"I'm afraid you'll die without an heir. You're already 80 years old!" Zhang Ran said softly, feeling wronged. Do you have the heart, do you have the strength?”
The audience couldn't help but laugh…
"You're really thoughtful," said Guo Qilin earnestly.”
" You only have 50 million left," Zhang Ran said with a sobbing tone." You sat there crying…"
"I'm here to make friends…I have many children, I'll give you two sons!”
"You didn't say anything…You're beating and scolding me!”
Guo Qilin suddenly felt that she had done something wrong and sighed softly."Sigh…"
Zhang Ran's hands trembled as he cried,"Your heart is already in your armpits!"”
"What am I after? I'll die here!"
He pretended to take three steps back and wanted to smash his head against the stage…
Guo Qilin quickly stepped forward to stop him." Brother, I was wrong!" I was wrong, okay?"
"You're not like this!" Zhang Ran said excitedly.”
Guo Qilin quickly apologized,"I was wrong, brother!"”
"That child is mine!" Zhang Ran emphasized again.”
"I was really wrong," Guo Qilin said sincerely. You're my brother. I entrusted my wife to you, but you were afraid that I would have no descendants, so you offered your child to me! This was the friendship of giving his wife and son! I understand, brother!"
"Oh!" The audience was enlightened. So this was what it meant to entrust his wife and children! They were indeed good friends! You have to make friends like this!"
Zhang Ran sighed." I'm not married either. Why should I worry about this?!"”
He bowed.
Zhang Ran brought Guo Qilin off the stage.
The 40 minutes of offering his wife and child finally ended.
But was it really over?
……
Hou Zhen came on stage again and said,"Next, please enjoy the crosstalk 'Fen River Bay'. The performers are Little Yueyue and Sun Yue.”
Little Yueyue and Sun Yue came up to the stage with smiles on their faces.
Ready to start…
The audience was whispering.
An audience member pondered Zhang Ran's words and muttered,"I'm not married either. Why should I worry about this?”
"Wait, Zhang Ran isn't married. He doesn't have a wife. Who did he have this child with? Why did he give his brothers so many children?”
“……”
"D * mn, this child is even given birth to by Zhang Ran and Guo Qilin's wife!”
This sentence woke up all the spectators nearby.
"Hahaha, entrusting his wife and son to him, in the end, Zhang Ran is still wicked!”
"Wait, what are you laughing at?"
"Friends my ass!"
"What kind of wife and son is this! Hahahahaha!"
"I really thought that Zhang Ran adopted his child, hahahaha!”
For a moment, the audience spread the news.
Even those who didn't understand would ask why when they heard others laugh.
After asking, he would laugh out loud before answering other people's questions.
They both understood that he wasn't married, so he didn't have many children.
Little Yueyue had just come up on stage to attract the audience's attention, but he realized that the audience had just started laughing wildly.
"Zhang Ran, come out and explain yourself!”A girl shouted from below the stage.
"Who gave birth to that child?”A male audience member shouted.
The storm did not stop for three minutes.
Little Yueyue and Sun Yue looked at each other speechlessly. How can he be so wicked!"
Actually, what Zhang Ran was talking about was the old man's background at the beginning when he entrusted his wife and children!
The ending was like this.
"This child is mine!"
"This is the same!"
He bowed and left the stage.
When the audience reacted, it was still his wife who gave birth to him.
He laughed.
It ended.
But the oldest ending was just like what Zhang Ran had said…
"I'm not married either. Why should I worry about this?”
The effect was obviously better, but the delay was especially high. The audience had to guess!
Why did he change the ending to the current situation?
It was because the initial effect was too good!
And the true meaning was contagious among the audience.
Instead, it made the next actor drown in water and not know what to do!
Zhang Ran threw Little Yueyue onto the stage!
Little Yueyue was cursing crazily in his heart, How am I supposed to do this crosstalk!!! What do you mean?"
……
The culprit, Zhang Ran, and Guo Qilin had returned backstage!
The people backstage were all dumbfounded. They looked at Zhang Ran like he was a monster.
Zhang Ran and Guo Qilin's act of offering their wife and son was perfect.
The lyrics were old, and the way they were expressed was also the most old-fashioned!
However, whether it was the effects of the show or the reaction of the audience, it was enough to kill everyone in De Yun Xuan except Guo Defu and Qian Gaofeng.
This showed a very serious problem.
It allowed many people to see themselves clearly.
It was not because the crosstalk was not new enough that it was not funny.
Including the tone, including the rhythm, the various details of the performance still had room for practice!
Zhang Ran was the wind indicator of this idea!
This part of the performance was like a textbook. Using Guo Yu as the blueprint, he carefully studied the performance technique and unleashed an unparalleled technique.
The cornerstone of crosstalk was always performance.
And crosstalk scripts had to follow the most basic techniques of crosstalk.
In this aspect, Zhang Ran could be said to be a textbook!
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