Gao Feng's exclamation stunned everyone backstage.
Little Yueyue had just returned to drink some water and stuttered,""What is a Yellow Banxian?"
Backstage, Guo Defu and Yu Qian could be considered the most popular crosstalk actors. They were extremely talented, knew how to grasp the market, and worked hard enough.
This way, they could stand out and carry the banner of crosstalk in such a depressed situation, setting off a trend for crosstalk.
Gao Feng was different.
He was walking down the path of an old artist!
Therefore, he spent the most time polishing traditional arts. He was the chief instructor of De Yun Xuan.
If he was sure of a joke, it would definitely be a good joke.
"Master Liu Baorui's classic joke," Gao Feng explained,"I've only heard of this poem!" But she had never heard of his crosstalk before!”
Liu Baorui, the one-mouth king, died young because of something he couldn't say, but for this world, the loss of his jokes was the most sad thing.
"You mean the one from 'Fake Expert?'"Meng Hetang suddenly asked.”
Gao Feng nodded.
Guo Defu sucked in a breath of cold air. How many treasures did his junior brother have?
"Everyone, listen up. You must remember this. You are not allowed to kill your martial uncle, but you must remember it! This is the legacy of the art of crosstalk!"
This was a lost joke from the King of One-Mouth!
……
On the stage, Zhang Ran finished reading the poem and listened to the laughter of the audience.
This poem was actually quite absurd. When the couple ate, a fly came. The old man became anxious and chased after the fly, but in the end, he did not return.
The old lady looked for a fortune-teller and read his fortune. He said that you lost money and got angry.
Zhang Ran started from there.
"His divination is really accurate. Actually, not only can he do this kind of divination, I can do it too.”
"If an old lady came to me to read my fortune, why would I ask?”
" The old lady said,'My old man has been gone for more than three months. There's no news from him. Do you think there's any danger…'
"I asked,'What is he doing? The old lady said,"Chasing flies!"
"I asked,'Chasing flies, what's the matter? The old lady said,"A fly takes away a grain of rice."”
"Of course, it's a loss of money and money. Even if you can't get her back, you'll still have to waste money and anger her! This is nonsense."
The audience listened to Zhang Ran talking about himself and imitating the old lady. They laughed as they thought about it.
"There's no such thing as a good fortune teller. He was just fooling around. The fortune-teller had a way of doing things. He can make you trust him…"
Zhang Ran slowly began to explain the process of fortune-telling, vividly displaying the fortune-teller's method of reading people's orders.
Then, he slowly entered the overall picture and began to criticize and describe all kinds of details!
Huang Banxian was talking about an old farmer in the Qing Dynasty. His name was Huang Toad. Because his wife had a cold leg, her legs would hurt whenever it rained, so he could accurately predict the weather.
When it was sunny, his wife's leg hurt, so he put on a raincoat. Everyone thought he was stupid, but it really rained.
When it was cloudy and his wife's legs did not hurt, he would not wear a raincoat. Everyone thought he was stupid, but it did not rain at all.
Over time, some people felt that he could read fortunes and asked him many questions.
For example, if his neighbor's wife lost her earring and couldn't find it, he pondered and gave an answer. It was next to the water tank and behind the pot.
When his wife looked for him, there really was one!
However, he did not calculate it. He thought about it because his wife stayed at home all day. If she was not cooking, she would be making water. These were the only two places where earrings could be found.
Another example was Second Aunt Li was nine months pregnant, and her husband had gone out to work and had not returned. The family was flustered and came to ask Huang Banxian.
"Your husband won't come back this month, and he won't send any letters. He'll definitely come back next month!"”
In the end, Second Brother Li really came back next month!
This was not because Huang Banxian was magical, but because he knew how to ponder. Because men were all mentally prepared. They were working outside, but he knew in his heart when the woman was going to give birth. He did not want to write a letter, but he was waiting to come back and serve his wife!
Relying on this ability, Huang Banxian became famous in all the villages, all the way to the capital.
The audience kept laughing.
Zhang Ran spoke slowly and acted as everyone, but this was the charm of the stand-up king, Liu Baorui.
There were no surprises or low-level jokes. It was all based on logic to make people laugh.
Zhang Ran started talking about how the emperor of the capital had lost a luminous pearl and couldn't find it no matter how hard he tried!
The Emperor sent the Head Chief Cui Ying to find someone to tell him where the bead was.
However, this Night-Luminescent Pearl was stolen by Chief Steward Cui!
Therefore, this Head Chief Cui didn't dare to find a fortune-teller, fearing that he would be able to tell that he had stolen it.
He went to ask if the fortune-teller was accurate, and the fortune-teller would definitely be accurate.
Chui Ying didn't dare to do it anymore. He kept looking for fortune-tellers until he left the capital and asked Huang Banxian.
This Huang Banxian didn't know how to read fortunes, so he felt guilty.
Therefore, when Cui Ying asked, Huang Banxian directly said that his divination was inaccurate.
Chief Steward Cui was very happy and wanted to bring Huang Banxian to the capital to read the Emperor's fortune.
"Are you crazy?!" Huang Banxian was dumbfounded. I said that I can't do my divination. Why do you want me to go?”
When Zhang Ran said this, the audience laughed until they were dumbfounded.
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