I, the Little Demon King of the crosstalk world!
5 Tragedy of Deyun Suppressing People Backstage

Zhang Yunr

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"Just now, the two brothers Cao Heyang performed for you. This part of the performance is called spitting lotus flowers!”

Zhang Ran calmly grabbed the fan on the table and said,"Actually, I know this part too! Does anyone want to try?"

A girl in the first row below the stage burst out laughing."Hahaha! I'm not trying! Who asked you to hit me with a fan? Do you think I'm stupid?“

Zhang Ran made such a small joke, and the entire audience laughed.

Actually, at the beginning of a crosstalk performance, the person who evaluated the previous actor would make a small joke. This was a technique of theater crosstalk. It would draw the audience's attention from the previous crosstalk performance!

……

Backstage at De Yun Xuan, Gao Feng looked at the stage with a solemn expression.

"Martial Uncle, do you think he can do it?" Little Yueyue asked.

"Zhang Yunran's basic skills are perfect, but I don't know if the audience will buy it. It would depend on his adaptability in the small theater.”Gao Feng said helplessly.

"I hope it won't be like the first time.”

Little Yueyue thought back to the past and recalled the sad feeling of being chased off the stage after three minutes.

Zhang Ran stayed on the stage of the small theater. Seeing that the audience's attention had been attracted, his heart had already calmed down.

"Hello, everyone. I'm here to help. There was a murder backstage just now. The actors backstage are calling 120 for an ambulance. It's a mess at the back, so I can only come out and perform for everyone first.”

Zhang Ran's nonsense piqued the curiosity of the audience.

"What happened backstage?"

A bold audience member added.

"Just now, Little Yueyue provoked Sun Yue and the two of them started fighting. I couldn't bear to watch them fight. In the end, Sun Yue accidentally fell and fell on Little Yueyue's body. Both of them knocked their heads on the ground and fainted.”

"Then, when Guo Defu and Teacher Yu Qian saw this, they realized that it was bad. This 300-pound fatty kept pressing down on Little Yueyue.”

"Then, the two teachers rushed up and started to lift Sun Yue. Finally, they managed to lift Sun Yue up and save little Yueyue!”

"But Sun Yue was still unconscious. She couldn't stand still and leaned back.”

"Guo Defu and Yu Qian were completely knocked out.”

"Gao Feng and Luan Yunping heard the commotion and came over to take a look. When they saw Sun Yue pressing down on Guo Defu and Yu Qian at the same time, they became anxious.”

"Then, help the fat man up from Teacher Guo and Teacher Yu. Sun Yue is still unconscious, so she couldn't stand still and fell back! Heh, Gao Feng and Luan Yunping were also scrapped.”

"When that announcer Hou Zhen saw this, he told me,'Forget it, brother, let's just stay alive. Don't carry the fatso, or else the entire backstage will be finished. Go on stage and tell everyone about the situation first. I'll go out and call 120.”

At this point, Zhang Ran pretended to look behind the scenes and said,"The two who spat out the lotus flower earlier, Shaobing and Cao Heyang…they also went back. When they saw it, they knew that they had to save Gao Feng! It was probably over. The fatty is still unconscious, he didn't manage to stand…"

Zhang Ran paused for a moment. After all, he had already said it twice.

Many of the audience members immediately replied,"It fell back directly. It's all scrapped. Hahaha!"

" Yes, Sun Yue's entire body was thrown backward. There's no one left in De Yun Xuan backstage. When Hou Zhen comes back, he'll have to continue making calls…"

Zhang Ran imitated Hou Zhen's blabbering and made a phone call.

"Is this reasonable? I'm telling you, Comrade Police, don't come with six cars. Yes, you don't need six cars! No, six cars are not enough. You have to send eight ambulances over.”

Although Zhang Ran was spouting nonsense in a serious manner, he had acted out everyone's characteristics one by one.

This belonged to the category of learning in speaking, teasing, and singing.

The audience knew that Zhang Ran was spouting nonsense. They could not help but laugh when they heard Zhang Ran's vivid narration.

The backstage was filled with laughter.

Sun Yue, who was backstage, spat happily,""Am I like this?"

" If eight people didn't carry this fatty together, he would probably have been crushed to death," Zhang Ran said with grief." Let's remember today's tragedy at De Yun Xuan!"”

The girl sitting in the front row looked at Zhang Ran, who was dancing on the stage, with her big eyes. She smiled evilly and shouted,"You said that there's no one backstage. Please refund my ticket!”

The word "refund" stirred up the audience.

"Yes, yes, refund the ticket!"

Instantly, the entire venue was filled with the sound of refunds.

For De Yun Xuan, refunding a ticket was a kind gesture. Generally, De Yun Xuan had a way to counter this.

However, in Gao Feng's eyes, Zhang Ran had never experienced a small theater before, so he would not know how to deal with it.

An outstanding crosstalk actor had to pick up money from the ground and know how to deal with the audience face to face. Otherwise, no matter how good his performance was, he would only be a younger brother who could not earn money.

"Zhang Ran, if you really have the talent of a general that Ms. Guo mentioned, show me!”Gao Feng stared at Zhang Ran from behind the scenes.

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