Zhang Ran listened to the audience's jeers and the corners of his mouth curled up slightly. He shouted,"Retreat! I'm not the one paying anyway! I'm just helping, and they won't pay me.”
"But you guys have to think about it carefully. The ticket office of De Yun Xuan is at the entrance, and the refund office is set up in Fuhan. If you want a refund, you have to take the customs clearance document and stamp it along the way!”
The audience was dumbfounded.
What? De Yun Xuan's refund counter is in Fuhan?
We don't study much, don't lie to me!
Zhang Ran took a deep breath and blurted out without thinking,"Really, the refund counter is in Fuhan. If you want to find me, I'll drive the tractor and bring you there. Just treat me to a meal!”
Before the audience could react, Zhang Ran began a classic recital of the dish!
"If you want to go to afghan, you have to treat me to a meal…"
" There are steamed lamb, steamed bear paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck, braised chicken, bacon, pine flowers, tripe, dried meat, sausages..."
"Red meatballs, white meatballs, fried meatballs, clover meatballs, three fresh meatballs!……”
It was Ball who was the most skilled and spoke faster and faster.
"…Chestnut chicken, fried carp, salted duck, chicken!”
Zhang Ran blurted out nearly 150 dishes, completely confusing the audience. His words were clear and generous.
Not only were the audience stunned, but the six people backstage were also excited! This was an unprepared show!
The basic skills of crosstalk were directly used for a long time. This was a blatant display of skill!
Was this list of dishes useful? It was completely useless!
However, the most exciting part was to explain it clearly in one breath! Moreover, it came out of his mouth!
Zhang Ran only stopped when he mentioned the salted duck chicken in one breath. Only then did the audience begin to applaud desperately. De Yunxuan was an audience that knew what was good.
This was a good actor who worked hard. He just opened his mouth!
Normally, crosstalk actors would not easily give such a thankless performance!
Crosstalk was easy to enter, but the basics were like a mountain!
"Damn, why are we treating him?”
"You actually filmed it? Send me a paragraph later! Wonderful!"
"Who is this brother! The standard was very high, but it was not boring!”
"I'm a fan! Which disciple of Ms. Guo is this? He's not in the Yun Zi Department either!"
Zhang Ran took a deep breath and continued," After you treat me to a meal, I'll drive the tractor and bring you to Fuhan. With the customs clearance certificate, we'll go to the refund counter. When you see Director Guo sitting there cross-legged, you can continue shouting..."
Zhang Ran raised his hand and shook it as if he was holding a ticket. He pretended to be weak and said,"Refund…refund…we want a refund…we spent all our money to treat him to a Manchu Han Imperial Feast! Just to come to afghana to get a refund from you!”
The whole audience burst into laughter. So we went to afghan and spent all our assets just to get a refund!
Zhang Ran waved his fan and said,"This is the lovely audience of De Yun Xuan. The audience of De Yun Xuan who can go bankrupt just to get a refund!"”
The applause was very enthusiastic. Zhang Ran's performance could be said to be very successful!
If one wanted to do a good crosstalk, there were actually many hard targets. Rhythm, size, weight, and momentum.
However, these weren't things that could be seen on the surface. These were the most basic things to become a good crosstalk actor. Only by meeting these standards would one be a good crosstalk actor that could hold the stage!
Being able to control the market and being able to sell tickets were two different explanations!
Zhang Ran was not famous enough yet, so no one was counting on him to sell tickets! However, Zhang Ran would never lose to anyone in the field!
Below the stage, the pretty girl suddenly shouted,"You're Zhang Ran! There's a newcomer in crosstalk, Zhang Ran!"
At this moment, Zhang Ran was finally recognized.
Zhang Ran was calm. He looked at the girl and said in surprise,"You actually know me? Yes, I am Zhang Ran. Bow long Zhang, burning Ran.”
At this moment, everyone suddenly realized that Zhang Ran was too low-key when he came out. He did not introduce himself at all. The small theater was not like the television that could give close-ups!
About half of the people present had seen a newcomer in crosstalk before. It was just the sixth episode, and Zhang Ran had only performed twice in the show, but he had left a deep impression on the audience. The theater was filled with "oh" sounds!
Zhang Ran looked at the girl and said very seriously,"It's fate that we met. Since you know me, then alright, everyone who knows me, when you go out later, you have to pay another sum of money!”
"Why? I know you, but I don't give you an autograph or a photo. You want me to pay more?”The girl raised her small face and asked.
"I've been on television before! Wouldn't you pay more if I came to the theater to perform for you?”Zhang Ran said righteously.
Everyone laughed. The girl mumbled,""Who hasn't been on TV before…"
Zhang Ran became serious and opened his fan."I didn't prepare much today. Let me tell everyone a short story.”
Just relying on nonsense and eloquence could not support a crosstalk.
Usually, the stand-up crosstalk on the radio would start with a poem, followed by a story and a joke.
However, it was not a crosstalk in the theater, especially since Zhang Ran was a newcomer!
Now, Zhang Ran had perfectly controlled the scene and proved his ability to the audience.
At this time, if he were to talk about a stand-up comedy, the audience would love to hear it!
……
Backstage at De Yun Xuan, the six people were flabbergasted and had been paying attention to the movements on the stage.
Shaobing was dumbfounded." His adaptability is perfect. He can completely suppress the audience and make friends with the audience so quickly."”
Gao Feng was completely relieved. He lay on the sofa and said,"Watch and learn, man. Two days ago, your master told me that this kid's level is very high.”
"Oh my god, what kind of monster is our Uncle-Master!”Little Yueyue covered her mouth." It's my first time going on stage in a small theater. I couldn't stand it for three minutes."”
Sun Yue nodded in satisfaction." Little Meng lost unjustly. The only newcomer who can completely suppress Little Meng in crosstalk is Zhang Yunran!"”
"Now, it's all foreplay. I want to know what his main dish is.”Gao Feng looked at the front desk curiously.
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