"What do you mean? " If you can't explain it clearly, you're done for today." Luo Xuejiao pouted at the end of her sentence. She sat down with a serious expression and told me that if I didn't explain it clearly, this matter would be very serious.
"The phone and everything else are in the other me's hands. Can you understand what I'm saying?”
"The other one is in your hand. Brother, did you not make yourself clear, or did I not understand?”Most people wouldn't be able to understand the other me I was talking about. Furthermore, I had explained so much to her earlier, but I hadn't mentioned the matter of an avatar. This was because there were many times when it was better for fewer people to know about these things. After all, I didn't want to be dissected and studied by others.
"Baby, this is actually a very important secret. It's not good for you to know it now because I can honestly say that I never wanted to hurt you. Even if I had to fall into the 18th level of hell, I never thought about it ~" I hugged her tightly in my arms and told her solemnly. It was because in reality, there were clones. It was so magical and terrifying, especially my clones. They were similar to corpses and could live independently. In front of people who didn't know anything, this was a complete myth.
"Brother, just tell me. I can accept it. Now that you have these amazing abilities, you will also face some strange problems in the future. So, since I have accepted you again, I have to face all of this. Brother, don't worry. Your wife is not that fragile ~" Luo Xuejiao was moved and hugged me tightly.
"Alright, let's wait together! I'll give you an answer at midnight.。”Having said that, I made a decision. Other than the system, I wanted to tell him everything.
"Brother, why do we have to wait until 12 o'clock? Are you a ghost? "You have to show up after 12 o'clock. Pfft ~ hehehe." At this point, he felt that it was very funny and could not help but laugh.
"Damn... Your ghost is warm! "Hiss ~" Just as I finished speaking, a soft little hand pinched the soft flesh of my waist and even turned around.
"You're not allowed to swear. If you say that again, I'll strangle you to death ~" He didn't even raise his head as he said that. He didn't let go of his hand and continued to strangle her for at least ten seconds.
"Wife, can we move to another place? I feel like that piece of meat has already turned purple!" My voice was already trembling. To be honest, it was really too painful.
"Hehe, you still say that your body has already surpassed ordinary people and is about to reach the Invincible Vajra Realm. What? You can't even withstand a weak hand of this little girl?。”Although she said that, my wife's hand had already let go of that piece of meat and gently rubbed it. Unfortunately, no amount of Yunnan Baiyao could make up for the wound on my soft flesh. There was one thing that I was also very puzzled about. It can actually break through my defense. With my current physical fitness, the acquired sword and sword can't hurt me at all. Alright, I still have to do an experiment.
"Wife, let go of your hand first and let you see something magical. Otherwise, you'll think that I'm bragging.。”Or I let go of my wife. Last night, I went into the kitchen, found the kitchen knife, and took it out ~
"Brother, what are you doing? Don't tell me I'm the one who said you were bragging? You're angry and want to hurt yourself!”He looked at me holding the kitchen knife and looked aggressive. He even teased me.
" Wife, it's time to show off your real skills. Go get me two pieces of waste paper and I'll show you a trick." I have to let my wife know that the kitchen knife at home is still very sharp.。
"You know how to perform magic? Really? Don't mess up your performance.”As she spoke, she turned around and gave me two newspapers.
"Then here you go. Please start your performance and wait to see how you screw it up. " Hehe…" Then, she sat down on the sofa, crossed her arms, and raised her head. Her expression was full of mockery, wanting to see me make a fool of myself.
" Later, don't be afraid of my wife. Also, don't be rash. Otherwise, it won't be good if you really mess up your acting." With my current physical fitness, there's no problem at all.
In the blink of an eye, I used a few kitchen knives to cut the newspaper into pieces. I casually threw the pieces of paper up and quickly waved the kitchen knife in my hand to cut them into pieces.。。
"Good saber technique, brother. You can go to the streets to perform in the future. What else can you do? Take a bath!" I feel that if she doesn't complain, my body will feel uncomfortable.。。
"Yes, I just want you to see if the kitchen knife at home is sharp.。The following is the main point." Without waiting for her to speak, I turned around and aimed the sharp blade at my arm. With a clang, the kitchen knife quickly bounced up.
"Brother, what are you doing? Are you crazy?" As she spoke, Luo Xuejiao quickly rushed towards me.
"Set! Be honest and sit there. Today, I will let you see your man's strength.。”I shouted loudly and fixed her in place. Then, the kitchen knife flew up and down in my hand. I slashed at my arms, legs, chest, abdomen, neck, and face crazily. When my hands stopped, the kitchen knife could already be used as a saw. The sharp blade was full of cracks. Looking at my body, there was not even a white mark.。
At this moment, Luo Xuejiao's eyes were wide open, and her mouth was wide open. She looked as if she had seen a ghost, and her face was filled with shock.
"How is it, baby? I'm awesome, right? There's something even more awesome. Take this.。”As I spoke, I swung the kitchen knife at my wife ~
" Ah, help!" A high-pitched cry came out of Luo Xuejiao's mouth. Even my almost indestructible barrier was shaken by her voice. Now that I think about it, my eardrums hurt.。。
"Bang! Bang!" With a loud sound, a light flashed from Luo's hand and quickly covered her entire body. It was like a protective film. The kitchen knife was cut into pieces. I handed the handle to her and said proudly,"How is it? Wife, I didn't lie to you, right?"
"Brother, you're not lying to me. Let go of me now ~" Luo Xuejiao's tone was steady. If it weren't for her pale face, I would have thought that she was an experienced driver.。
"Alright, wife, but let me say this first. I'll let go of you, but you can't take revenge on me in the future!”I'm still on guard, or else I'll be the one suffering in the end.
" Okay, brother. I won't take revenge on you. I really admire you." Sigh, it feels so good to be admired by others, but I didn't see the trace of brightness in her eyes. Otherwise, I definitely wouldn't have been so naive to believe her evil. Wife is very angry, the consequences are very serious
"Untie it!" After I said this, I regretted it. I didn't have a chance to speak at all. I started punching and kicking and even said,"Second Brother Shao, you're awesome, right? You want to kill your wife and get a new person, right? You want to go to heaven just because you learned some stupid spells? You won't know why the flowers are so red after seeing me cripple your martial arts today!”
" Aiyo, my wife, not aiyo, aiyo, listen to me!" While I was screaming, I had to explain to her, and I couldn't let the energy in my body rebound, or else it would hurt her.
Here, I need to explain why the rebound could hurt her. Some friends asked, saying that you have already given your wife such an awesome bracelet, so why can you still hurt her with the rebound of your physical strength? His bracelet was a passive defense. It would only react the moment it was attacked. However, physical contact was different. It was him who attacked me, and my body was not attacking him. Therefore, the bracelet did not react!
"What do you mean by 'wife's wrongdoing'? Your wrongdoing', or mine? Who told you to scare me? I'll beat you to death today!”He also knew about my physical condition and knew that he wouldn't be able to kill me, so he was at ease and used me as a punching bag.
It's not that I didn't gain anything. I finally know what the shrew fist is. It's said that it's a comprehensive fist technique that includes finger techniques, palm techniques, fist techniques, foot techniques, and all kinds of physical attacks that can hurt people. It's said that this fist technique is extremely lethal. The first founder of the sect was the wife of the famous prime minister Fang Xuanling of the Tang Dynasty.。。
"Huff huff…" She didn't expect beating people up to be so satisfying and tiring.”Luo Xuejiao tortured me for more than an hour! Would you believe it if you said that you couldn't unscrew the bottle cap with your physical strength?
At this moment, there was a knock on the door. I knew that Yu Yangzi had arrived, so I said to my wife,""Wife, go open the door.”
"What's there to be surprised about? Brother, didn't you notice that I've lost all my energy? Go open the door!" My wife was sweating profusely and was lying limply on top of me. She must have used up a lot of her strength after hitting me for more than an hour.
"Wife, I can't move even if you're lying on me like this! Why don't I let him come in himself?" I said to her in a flattering tone.
"What's wrong? A delivery man can enter my house directly at night.”My wife looked at me in confusion.
"Alright, we can't move now. Come in yourself!”I shouted towards the door. As Yu Yangzi arrived, he had already secretly reinforced the barrier around my house. However, it could be said that if I didn't do it on purpose, my barrier would be ineffective against him, and vice versa.
The sound of the door opening rang out, and a bare-chested, bald man walked in. He was wearing a pair of big pants and was taking off his slippers. The man was shocked and said with his mouth wide open,"Ghost!"
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