"I'm here!" After Yu Yangzi closed the door, he turned around and said to me. Looking at my sorry state, the muscles on his face were trembling violently. He wanted to laugh but was embarrassed. After all, he was me and I was him.
"Brother, are you a twin? You didn't tell me that twins can't look like this! You two are exactly the same!”Luo Xuejiao jumped out of my arms and circled around Yu Yangzi, making all kinds of surprised sounds.
"Wife, this is the surprise I want to give you. He is my avatar, which is equivalent to another me, but he is completely different from me. Everything about him belongs to me and has nothing to do with him!”I was still lying on the ground in the position of being ravaged by someone as I explained to my wife with a smile.
"An avatar? What is this? I feel that you two are twins. In my eyes, you two are almost identical, but the feeling is completely different. However, I can't tell what the difference is.”In my opinion, my dear wife, his little head should be filled with mosquito coil and confusion right now.
"Alright, don't think about it if you don't know. When you reach that realm, you'll know. Yu Yangzi, I've decided to go to Mount Tai tomorrow morning to absorb a wisp of innate purple qi so that I can break through in reality.”I told Yu Yangzi about my plans because there were certain benefits to breaking through in the real world. I was a person of this land, and if my luck increased after breaking through, it would also be extremely beneficial to the country's luck. "At the very least, the countries that are hostile to us can be intimidated by my breakthrough this time.
"Alright, when are you leaving? And I have news to tell you later!”Yu Yangzi probably wanted his wife to differentiate between the two of us. In an instant, he adjusted the similarity between the two of us to only 70 - 80%.
"Phew, this looks much more pleasing to the eye.”Looking at the changes in the atoms, Le Xuejiao let out a deep breath, as if she had let go of many things that had troubled her. The two of us couldn't help but laugh secretly.
"If you have anything to say, you can say it first. After that, I'll go and break through as soon as possible. After all, it's a good thing because if I break through there, I can increase the spiritual qi of Mount Tai. This is good for the backs of a group of cultivators and seniors.”My wife stopped spinning and gently sat in my arms.
Why did he fail? It was because it was very simple. Although Yu Yangzi was me, he was definitely another individual. In Luo Xuejiao's words, it felt strange.
"After you left today, people from the country have already bought the shop. Second Brother and Second Sister-in-law have already moved out. The owner is now Old Mr. Lu. He said that he won't restrict our freedom. We still have to stay in the shop. After all, it's convenient for us to communicate that way. He also bought the house upstairs. He said that he would renovate it in the next few days. I don't know what he's thinking, but I feel that they seem to be opening up the underground and leading up the mountain.”Yu Yangzi casually took out a cigarette, lit it up, and took a deep puff.
"F * ck, you're a fast learner. You feel like you've been smoking for years like me!”Looking at the way he smoked, I was the same. Moreover, it can be said that cigarettes are not harmful to my body at all. The bit of cocoa is directly dissolved in my body.
"Wife, why don't you quit your job? Go work at the bar counter or something. That way, we'll be closer to each other. I can also go to work with you every day!”I gently hugged Luo Xuejiao in my arms and whispered in her ear.
"Hmph, I don't want to. I've finally worked here for two years. I might even be promoted to the office director later. In the past, I was just a small clerk. I'm about to be promoted. My wife is about to become a mother-in-law, and I have to be your bar counter. Don't even think about it!”My wife said to me proudly, but if your ears and face aren't red, the effect will be even better.
"Actually, your husband is also a government official now, but I'm not a public official. I also have a wife. I have a few friends I can introduce to you. I hope you don't be afraid. Ah Da, Ah Er, Xiao Bai, Yu Yangzi, ask Xiao Hei to come out too!”Yu Yangzi and I can say that there is something very convenient. My system space is open to him, and he can take things from it at any time. For example, one of us is on Earth, and the other is on Earth. As long as I put things in the system space, he can take them out at any time. He saved up on the delivery fee.
With a few swishing sounds, Ah Da, Ah Er, Xiao Bai, and Xiao Hei all came out.
"Don't make a sound. I'll kill you. Ah Da, Ah Er, Xiao Bai, and Xiao Hei came over to greet the Mistress.”
The moisture on Ah Da and Er's bodies could not be felt at all now. If they did not release the moisture, they would only look like people with pale skin. They were like a special group of people in that era, called heavy drinkers.
"Ah Da, Ah Er, Xiao Bai, and Xiao Hei greet Mistress!”All four of them transformed into human forms and bowed respectfully to Luo Xue.
"Alright, alright, alright. You guys should get up quickly. Brother, who are they?" It was probably the first time someone had knelt down to her, so she seemed very restrained. She tried to help them up in a hurry, but none of them dared to be helped up by my wife. Therefore, they stood up when they touched them and thanked them.
"Honey, come here, come here. There are four of them. None of them are human. If you don't believe me, look at the two cats you raised. They're so scared that they ran away!”
At this time, the crazy Luan Xuejiao realized that the two cats that had been circling around me at the beginning had long disappeared.
"Brother, what's going on? Why did you say that they weren't humans? Why were the two cats so afraid of them?”
" Hehehe, to tell you the truth, the four of them, Ah Da and Ah Er, are zombies, but they are the best of the best. Ah Da is a spirit zombie, Ah Er is a bronze-armored zombie, Little White is a nine-tailed fox, and Little Black is a hell black tiger. Of course, Little White and Little Black are my and Yu Yangzi's mounts. You will slowly get used to these things in the future.。。”
"Oh, so that's how it is. I knew it. All these people suddenly appeared. Fortunately, I'm more thick-headed. Otherwise, I would be scared to death by you!”Luo Xuejiao spoke very calmly. If his body didn't tremble slightly and his little hands didn't pinch the soft flesh on my waist, I might have believed him ~
"Right, Yu Yangzi, Brother Zhou, did they notice the difference between you and me?”At this moment, I remembered to ask Yu Yangzi about his work today.
"Haha, if you didn't tell me, I would have chatted with you. Zouge and the other two are really not ordinary people. Boss, do you know why they dare to drink like that even though they say they have diabetes every day? Brother Jiang, how can you still be so energetic when you're so drunk every day? Even Brother Zhang, let me tell you, is a first-class expert in this world.”Yu Yangzi was sure that his realm was higher than mine. To be honest, my nerves were as thick as the sewers in the city. As long as I felt that I had a good temper, I would be a friend. If I didn't have a good temper, I wouldn't be an enemy.
"What's the difference between the three of them?”My face was filled with confusion. Even my wife was sitting obediently in my arms, using her small hand to gently rub the piece of meat she had just pinched.
"Let me tell you, Brother Jiang and the other two are from the Special Affairs Department?”Yu Yangzi had a smug look on his face, as if he wanted to show off something.
"Special Affairs Department? What was it for? Why haven't I heard of it before?"
"The Special Case Department is divided into internal medicine and surgery. Internal medicine deals with domestic affairs, while surgery deals with matters outside the borders. The three of them are all experts in ancient martial arts. Tsk, they must have some strange method to compress their True Qi in their bodies.”
"Hehe, all of them are quite mature. Why do we have so many talents in our country now?”
"That's not true. The three of them are the members of the Special Affairs Section Chief who guard the border. Moreover, it seems that Brother Zhang is a descendant of the Heavenly Master lineage.”
"Are you talking about the Celestial Master's Residence?"
"Yes, and it seems to be a direct descendant.。”
"F * ck, that's awesome. By the way, what subject do we belong to?”"I'm quite interested in the internal medicine and surgery department he mentioned. After all, I want to know where I belong. Moreover, after such a long time of contact, it was only Old Master Lu and the others.
"What about us? We're in the clinic." When Yu Yangzi said this, even he himself found it funny.
"Wha, wha, wha, why are we doing a consultation?”
" I know, I know." At this time, my wife obediently raised her hand in my arms. What a good child. He said that he knew.
"Honey, tell me, what do you know?”
"That's right, Luo Xuejiao. Tell me what you know.”This was Yu Yangzi. She wanted to hear Luo Xuejiao's explanation.
"Outpatient consultation is sometimes linked to emergency treatment. There are many diseases. Patients with sudden sexually transmitted diseases are sent to the Outpatient Clinic and Emergency Department.”Luo Xuejiao looked at me with a tsundere expression. Her eyes were filled with affection. She must be very happy that she could help me, even if she helped me explain something I didn't understand.
"Oh, so that's what the consultation is about. By the way, I have to rush to Mount Tai in a while. Wife, go to sleep quickly!”I could feel that the peace between the realms had faintly exploded. I knew that I had to find a place to break through immediately. If I didn't take advantage of the situation, it was very likely that it would cause damage to my Dao body.
"Brother, I want to accompany you ~"
"Be good. Obedient big brother is not going to die if he loses his breakthrough!”
"No, I must accompany you this time. Have you not seen me for more than ten years? Did you really not miss me? And did you know? I was so worried about you!"
The two of us were lovey-dovey here and there. The foreigner was unhappy."Hey, hey, hey, I've already eaten dinner. Is it really okay for me to stuff dog food into your mouths?”
"Pfft, hahahaha ~" My wife and I burst into laughter because Yu Yangzi's expression was too funny. Fortunately, there was a barrier around the house. Otherwise, the neighbors would have come to smash the door.
"Alright, wife. Since you insist on going, I'll bring you along. Do you want to wear more clothes? Even though it's summer, the top of Mount Tai is still very cold ~"
"Brother, don't tell me that I have to wear a down jacket or something. That would be so ugly.”
" Alright, I'll stop fooling around. Luo Xuejiao has the bracelet you gave her. It can ensure that she won't be affected by the cold and heat. Not only will Luo Xuejiao be going because she might be breaking through, but even those old guys who have broken through will follow you. I'll call them now and get them ready to go. Ah Da, Ah Er, Xiao Bai, and Xiao Hei, you should bring them along too! "This way, the spiritual energy when you break through will be beneficial to them. Moreover, the four of them can also protect you. I don't have to go. I definitely have to work tomorrow!”Yu Yangzi, you made the decision for me. I feel quite comfortable. I don't have to bathe myself. I'm happy just thinking about getting paid, even though I'm still the one who bathes.
After a simple packing, we were ready to go out.
"Wife, are you ready?"
"I'm ready, brother. Let's go!”
"Alright, wife, don't be afraid. Today, I'll let you experience what it means to fly freely. "Ten thousand swords flying together, flying on a sword ~" He formed a sword seal with his hand and shouted loudly. Instantly, ten thousand sword lights floated around him. Four or five of them reached his wife's side and instantly lifted Tenth Wife up. Amidst his wife's screams, they rushed into the sky ~
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