He laid his cards on the table! I’m a panda that can talk
1 Silly child, how could a giant panda speak?

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Mountain City zoo.

Panda House No. 5.

Lu Yan slowly woke up from his deep sleep.

"Awoo-"

He stretched and turned over.

In the next instant,

"Bang!"

In less than a second, he fell to the ground.

"What's wrong?"

Lu Yan subconsciously sat up.

He looked around in a daze.

"Hahaha, this giant panda is in a daze.”

"This blank expression is so cute.”

"Grandpa, I want to take a photo with the giant panda.”

"Tsk tsk, the giant panda looks so stupid. It's so cute.”

He listened to the laughter around him.

Lu Yan lowered his head slowly.

A few seconds later.

"Roar!"

I don't want to be a panda!

Lu Yan roared at the sky.

However…

However, he could only roar.

"I'm angry."

"So cute."

"Too stupid and cute."

As a true macho man.

Even if they had to walk through a rain of bullets and a sea of corpses.

He could still keep a straight face.

But now, he was surrounded by so many people.

She was even called cute.

Lu Yan almost collapsed.

Suddenly!

"Ding Dong!"

"Travel check-in system activated!"

The cold mechanical voice exploded in his ears.

A huge screen appeared in front of him.

On the screen was a planet.

The planet gradually enlarged.

Continent Y.

Zhuxia.

Mountain City-

Finally, a detailed map was formed.

There was a flashing green dot on it.

It was Lu Yan's current location.

Mountain City zoo.

"Ding Dong!"

"First Journey's check-in location refreshed: Hezhou, Fishing City!"

"Please arrive at Hezhou before sunset and visit Hezhou Fishing City tomorrow morning!”

"After completing the tour, you will receive a big gift bag!”

Lu Yan knew about the Fishing City.

This checkpoint built against the mountain was known by the Europeans as the " Mecca City of the East " and " The place where God breaks his whip."

In July 1259, the Mongolian army divided their forces into three groups to attack the Song Dynasty. Under the tenacious resistance of the soldiers and civilians in the fishing city, the Great Khan Mengge was seriously injured by artillery fire and later died in the North Hot Spring Temple.

After the death of Brother Meng, there was a war for the throne within the Mongolian army, which weakened the power to attack the Southern Song Dynasty and expand into Europe. It continued the rule of the Southern Song Dynasty and changed the world's structure. Therefore, the fishing city was praised by Chinese and foreign historians as "the place where God broke the whip".

"Roar!"

But I'm a giant panda now.

They couldn't even get out of the zoo.

It was useless to have a lousy system!

Tsk!

"Ding Dong!"

"You have a Newbie Gift Pack. Do you want to open it immediately?”

Activate!

Wasn't this nonsense!

"Ding Dong!"

"You have unlocked a Newbie Gift Pack. You have obtained the following items!”

A few lines of text appeared in the lower right corner of the void map.

[Bearman Race's little three-wheeled motorcycle: Riding the fastest three-wheeled motorcycle, be the wildest panda. As long as you have enough stamina, your little three-wheeled motorcycle can run faster than a car!]

[Physique Enhancement Card: After use, your physique will increase by 50 times within three hours!] After three hours, stamina will permanently increase by five times!

[Flea Gene Card: After use, stack the Flea Jumping Gene, jumping ability 500%]

[Language Card: Able to communicate in your mother tongue after use.]

There were a total of four rewards.

Every one of them was awesome.

Looking at these things.

Lu Yan revealed a licentious smile.

Hehehe-

So what if he turned into a panda?

Reborn.

In his previous life, he had been through a rain of bullets and a mountain of corpses.

Even with this identity.

I can still be wild!

At most, he would be dissected and studied.

How can a man like me, who likes to be cheated on, be bound by a mere stinky skin!

Without any hesitation.

Lu Yan directly used the Language Card, Flea Gene Card, and Stamina Enhancement Card.

Instantly.

A warm current swept through his body.

He felt that at this moment.

It was as if Chi You had possessed him!

I won't be Chiyou's battle pet!

I am Chiyou!

"Ahahahaha-"

Lu Yan suddenly laughed hysterically.

Instantly.

The surrounding tourists were dumbfounded.

"What the f * ck? That giant panda seemed to be smiling, right?”

"Why does the laughter of a giant panda sound like that of a human?”

"Mom, a giant panda can smile like a human. Can it speak human language?”

"Silly child, the giant panda is an animal. How can it speak human language?”

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