Kacha!
The passenger door opened.
Spiritual girlfriend came out.
"Hubby, why are you kneeling?"
The spirited young man cried.
"Honey, this old man is extorting money from me?"
Spiritual girlfriend exploded on the spot.
" F * ck you, you old fart-"
Creak--
An ear-piercing screech of brakes sounded.
A ball of mud flew over.
Puff!
It instantly landed on his girlfriend's face.
It exploded and covered his entire face.
"F * ck!"
The young man turned around.
He saw a giant panda with its teeth bared riding on a tricycle.
Instantly.
He swallowed the words that were about to come out of his mouth.
Tsk!
How could a giant panda ride a bike?
More importantly, how the hell could he be so fast!
The young man stared at Lu Yan and doubted his life.
Lu Yan grinned at him.
"What are you worried about?"
The young man's mind froze and he subconsciously replied,""Why are you looking at me?"
Yo!
You're still arguing with me!
I used to hold a Gatling gun and deal with all kinds of unconvinced people.
Today, I'll let you experience the power of the grenade cannon!
He picked up a few stones.
He threw it over with all his strength.
"Boom!"
It was like a bomb had exploded.
Instantly!
A huge hole was blasted in the paddy field.
Mud flew everywhere.
The furthest one could fly dozens of meters away!
The energetic young man, who was already in a sorry state, was stunned by this shot.
"How can this be a stone? This is a f * cking grenade!"
He muttered foolishly.
Another rock was thrown over.
"Boom!"
The spirited young man turned into a mud man.
It was completely enveloped.
"Are you still looking?"
Lu Yan grabbed the stone.
The spirited young man knelt in the field.
He shook his head like a rattle-drum.
"I won't look anymore, I won't look anymore-"
he~~~tui~~~~
Lu Yan spat.
She turned around with her hands on her hips.
The old man standing on the ridge of the field had also become a drowned rat.
Instantly.
He smacked his lips awkwardly.
"Sir, who did this to you?”
Sir System shuddered.
She stared at Lu Yan.
He swallowed hard.
He suddenly attacked.
He pointed at the young man.
"He did it!"
Lu Yan smacked his lips.
Hey!
What was wrong with this old man?
He looked like he had dementia?
Humph!
This spirited couple was really something.
He even bullied people with dementia!
It was alright!
The siren sounded again.
Uncle JC is coming to uphold justice.
He put his hands on his hips and shouted,"Grandpa, don't be afraid."
This little rascal ruined your house and even got you covered in mud.
Don't even think about walking away if you don't pay a hundred or eighty thousand today!
Did you hear that? JC will be here soon.
When the time comes, they will help you uphold justice!”
Sir System shivered.
She looked at Lu Yan and hesitated.
I've seen all kinds of situations in my life. I've even seen a sow snatching a boar.
But I've never seen something like you!
It was too f * cking scary!
He had a body full of fur and could f * cking talk!
If it wasn't for the fact that my legs couldn't move, I would have f * cking run away long ago!
"Waaa
The sirens were getting closer.
Lu Yan turned around.
After taking two steps, he turned back and waved.
"Grandpa, remember to make them pay more!”
After saying that.
He climbed onto the highway and rode his beloved three-wheeled motorcycle.
"Buzz-"
The tires were smoking.
Instantly accelerated.
He left behind a figure that was like a gust of wind and disappeared from sight.
"Phew-"
Sir System let out a breath of turbid air.
He sat down on the ground.
"Motherf * cker! You scared me to death!"
He took out a cigarette from his pocket.
He started to smoke.
Smoke swirled around.
The two police cars stopped.
"Grandpa, what's going on?”
Sir System looked up.
He wiped the mud off his face.
He pointed at the young man and his girlfriend who had just washed their faces in the field.
He shouted,"Comrade JC, you have to stand up for me!"
These two youngsters drove blindly and crushed my seedlings.
You even threw mud at an old man. Look at the mud on my body.
This old man has lived for decades and has never been humiliated like this!”
The spirited young man exploded.
"Motherf * cker! What nonsense are you talking about?
Old fart, I didn't throw you away!
It was that giant panda who threw it at you!"
Giant panda?
The expressions of the few uncles were firm.
"You guys met a giant panda? Can it talk?"
The grandpa's neck stiffened.
"Comrade JC, don't listen to their nonsense!
They just didn't want to lose money. Where did the giant panda and little panda come from?!
Don't lie to me, old man. Isn't that thing in the zoo?
Today, even if these two little brats say anything, they will have to compensate me for the seedlings!
Compensate me for my cow and my new clothes!”
The spirited young man exploded again.
"New clothes? F * ck you!
You've already patched a few patches on your clothes, and you're still talking about new clothes!
Old thing, you just want to extort money!"
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