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A few minutes later.

The girl who was playing with Lu Yan was already tongue-tied from drinking.

"I-I'm telling you, bro, I'm having a good time drinking this!

Tonight, tonight! I'll go forward!"

The girl's voice was forthright, and her words were even more forthright.

Lu Yan smacked his lips.

The bear paw landed on her forehead.

"I'm just drinking with you. What else do you want to do to me?

You're dreaming, why aren't you going to sleep?”

The girl smiled foolishly.

"Hehehe-giant panda-I haven't tried it yet.”

Lu Yan rolled his eyes.

"Get lost! I'm not letting you try. I'm a panda with integrity!”

As they spoke.

The surrounding onlookers and netizens who saw this scene through the live broadcast.

His mentality had already exploded.

"Tsk! What a bully! Even single dogs have human rights!"

"F * ck, are girls so proactive these days?”

"Hehe, this woman looks like an old player.”

"Test the panda? Don't you know that you'll go to jail for doing this?”

“……”

Those envious, jealous, and hateful gazes.

It almost pierced through Lu Yan.

He looked at the drunk girl sitting on the chair and talking drunk.

Lu Yan turned around and said to the girl who was pouring wine for him,"Sister, thank you for today.

Come, help me pay the bill."

After saying that.

He took out three brand new 100-yuan bills from the gap between his claws.

At this table.

300 yuan should be enough.

The girl looked at the money.

"A-a giant panda has money?”

"Of course!" Lu Yan said proudly. I earned this myself!

It was earned by helping the police solve a case and arresting a giant panda.”

Puff!

Everyone was stunned.

Many people had seen the video.

She knew that the panda he was talking about was just a poor bus driver.

"Tsk, so giant pandas have a thick-skinned attribute?”

"This guy is full of bullsh * t. In my previous life, he was either a liar or Liu Mang.”

"Hurry up and arrest him! I don't even want to see him act cool anymore!"

"With this guy's high profile, it's only a matter of time.”

“……”

No one thought that Lu Yan could stay idle for long.

After all, he was such a high-profile and talkative giant panda.

It was obvious that he did not drink Granny Meng's soup.

How could she let him wander around?

Amid the indignant complaints.

The girl paid the bill for Lu Yan.

There was still a dozen yuan left.

In the end.

She took off the closed phone case hanging around her neck.

"Call me sister, and I'll give you the money after you call me.”

The girl raised her eyebrows at Lu Yan.

Lu Yan's eyes widened.

He snatched the phone case over.

He even took the girl's phone away.

He stood on the chair and stared at the girl.

"Hurry up! He was called Ba Ba! Otherwise, I'll throw your phone into the hotpot.”

After saying that.

He pulled the girl's iPhone and placed it on top of the hot pot that was still steaming.

Instantly.

The girl was spartan.

"F * ck! This guy is definitely an experienced driver!"

"F * ck! He actually dared to be so arrogant in broad daylight!”

"Arrest him! Slicing! Study him!"

"Motherf * cker!"

The girl was threatened.

She looked at Lu Yan.

She looked at her phone again.

He opened his mouth.

"Ba Ba!"

The voice was crisp and sweet.

Lu Yan, who felt a little hot after eating the hotpot, felt as if he had taken a sip of frozen cola.

It felt great!

"Yes, be good. Open your mouth and catch it.”

Lu Yan chuckled.

The girl blushed.

After hesitating for a moment.

He opened his mouth.

She bit her phone.

"F * ck! F * ck!"

"Tsk!"

"Damn it! I want to beat him up!"

"Damn it, is it illegal to kill this kind of giant panda?”

"It should be illegal at the moment."

"Damn it, I'm about to die of anger. Such a beautiful girl.”

"Motherf * cker!"

"Lord Bear, you're so annoying."

The crowd and the viewers in their live streaming channel were all in an uproar.

It was too f * cking infuriating!

Lu Yan patted the girl's head.

"Yes, so obedient."

Lu Yan smacked his lips.

He even wanted to be a pet.

However…

I've relied on debauchery all my life. It's inconvenient to bring a woman along.

Forget it.

Bang!

He jumped down from the chair.

"Move aside, don't block my way!”

Lu Yan waved his claws.

Instantly.

The crowd parted to form a path.

Outside.

A few uncles were eyeing him covetously.

"Panda, don't run away. Come back with us for investigation.”

Uncle JC looked happy.

Lu Yan raised his chin.

"Do you think I'm stupid?"

Uncle JC choked.

"You can't run away. There are nets everywhere.”

Lu Yan grinned slightly.

"I didn't do anything bad. I pay for my meals.

But law-abiding giant pandas, stop chasing me.”

The uncles shut up.

Slowly moving forward.

Lu Yan grinned.

Suddenly activated.

"Phew-"

With a beautiful front somersault, he jumped over the uncles and rushed out of the door.

It left behind a field of eyeballs.

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