He laid his cards on the table! I’m a panda that can talk
17 An immortal jumping on a panda’s head?

Strength I

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He knocked on the door.

Enter.

Then, this woman with heavy makeup.

He was frightened.

"You, you, you-"

Lu Yan was impatient.

"What do you mean you! Hurry up and give me a massage!"

After saying that.

She swung her short legs.

She walked to the bed slowly.

Lie down.

"Come! Hurry up! Didn't your card say that you were very professional?

If you don't massage professionally today, I'll hammer you to death.”

The woman was shocked.

His entire body was trembling.

"You, you, you-are you a human or a ghost?"

Lu Yan rolled his eyes.

"Stop pretending to be blind. Can't you see what I look like?

Hurry up and stop dawdling."

After saying that.

The woman screamed.

"Ah!"

At the entrance.

Two immortals kicked open the door and jumped in!

"Motherf * cker, this is a regular massage.

You actually dared to touch me, compensate me!

Otherwise, call the police!"

One of them took out a knife and shouted.

He closed the door alone.

By the way.

He even held the screaming woman in his arms.

A series of moves flowed like water.

What the f * ck?

Lu Yan was stunned.

"Immortals jump?"

He got up from the bed.

He walked over step by step.

Opposite him.

The three of them were dumbfounded.

"What the f * ck?"

"Hiss!"

"Giant panda?"

Lu Yan walked over.

He realized that he seemed shorter when he stood up.

"Motherf * cker, squat down!"

Plop!

The three young men who were playing the Fairy Dance fell to their knees.

"So obedient?"

Lu Yan grinned.

This was what he hated the most.

F * ck.

If you earn money through labor, it doesn't matter how you work.

At the very least, he had to work hard.

However, immortals danced like this.

That was too immoral.

He turned around.

He tore the curtains into strips and threw them over.

"Come, obediently tie yourself up.”

The two men and the woman looked at each other.

They were all trembling in fear.

Suddenly.

"Tsk! Scared my ass! We have knives!"

"If we catch him, we can even get a reward!"

"What the f * ck? It seems so?"

"We have knives. Don't be afraid of it!"

The two men and one woman gradually came back to their senses.

The other man also took out two fruit knives.

He handed it to the woman.

The three of them took one each.

They slowly surrounded Lu Yan.

Lu Yan sighed.

"Although I smoke, drink, and call you a girl.

But I'm a good panda.

Why are you forcing me?!"

As soon as he finished speaking.

"Pa!"

He jumped up and slapped her.

Instantly.

A young man fell straight down the street.

"F * ck!"

"Don't come over!"

Lu Yan shook his head.

"Do you know who the only Nanbang person I like is?”

The remaining man and woman were trembling.

He shook his head subconsciously.

"What kind of thing is the only Nan Bang person I like!”

Damn it.

God-Horse Thing.

A man with a stun attack.

He was the last real man in Nanbang.

Lu Yan's current body shape was also very similar to that of a horse.

"Pa!"

"Pa!"

Two slaps.

He knocked out the remaining man and woman.

He picked up the rope and tied the three of them up.

"Sigh, I also want to be a good panda, but my strength doesn't allow it!”

Even though the card's power had been reduced by ten times.

However, even with five times the strength of a giant panda, he was still furious.

Deal with these three scums.

Lu Yan sat in front of the computer and began to browse the news.

There were no surprises.

His news immediately topped the trending searches on all platforms.

"A three-wheeled motorcycle going at a speed of 200 kilometers per hour, a world you don't know!”

"The giant panda suddenly spoke. Is it an alien or a monster?”

"This giant panda feels so good. He even went to the university entrance to bring girls.”

“……”

Lu Yan lit a cigarette.

He had to get a cell phone tomorrow.

……

……

Downstairs.

The expert team and Uncle JC had already arrived with a series of equipment.

"Don't go upstairs and alarm the giant panda. Let's study this little three-wheeled motorcycle first!”

The person in charge of the expert group said.

He turned around.

He led his men to the anti-theft three-wheeled motorcycle and began scanning.

"The arrangement of the materials is very strange. It doesn't look like any of the materials on Earth!

Apart from the basic copper and iron elements, there were also elements that he had never seen before on this little three-wheeled motorcycle!”

"Pay attention! Its gear shifting mechanism was very complicated! The gear ratio had actually reached fifty times!

In this case, it requires a huge amount of strength and physical strength to drive it. We can calculate the strength of that giant panda!”

"Here! Pay attention here! The example here was actually flowing at a completely abnormal speed!

It formed a strange power that even caused a spatial link!”

"Hiss! There's a lot of high-tech technology on it!"

"Hurry up! Record all the data and information. You must do your best to record it!”

All the scientists were excited.

He quickly recorded all kinds of data.

Very quickly.

Their faces were filled with distress.

"No, our equipment is still too simple!”

"I can only record some scattered data!”

"We have to send the most professional equipment over to check all the data!”

“……”

The scientists were both excited and distressed.

The uncles were very excited.

"I found it! That guy is in 3603. Let's go up and stop it!”

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