He laid his cards on the table! I’m a panda that can talk
19 Small sample! Watch my monkey steal a T!

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It was past five in the morning.

Lu Yan was riding a three-wheeled motorcycle.

He sped all the way.

Soon, they reached the peak of the Fishing City.

He put the car into his system space.

Lu Yan quietly entered the exhibition room.

He stole a high-quality imitation of the Song Dynasty general's armor and put it on. Then, he walked out with his spear.

They walked to the training ground of the Song Dynasty generals.

Leaning against the tree.

Watching the sunrise.

"The sunrise the east, only I am invincible!"

"Roar!"

Lu Yan howled.

It woke up the birds in the forest.

There was more.

An auntie who woke up early to do cleaning.

"Motherf * cker, who's howling over there? Come out quickly!"

The middle-aged woman rubbed her eyes, raised her broom, and carefully moved closer.

Lu Yan turned around.

"Woo-"

The middle-aged woman had already descended with a broom in hand.

"Motherf * cker! Where did this thief come from?

Come! Stealing! I'll beat you to death today!"

The auntie scolded as she hit him.

Lu Yan turned around and fought with her with his spear.

"Auntie, don't be anxious. I'm a panda!”

"Do you think I have low IQ or what? Panda? I'm an elephant!"

"Your body does look a little like an elephant!”

"Motherf * cker! Are you still talking nonsense?"

"Clang! Clang! Clang!"

"Watch me turn around and look at the moon!"

"Motherf * cker!"

"Watch me steal ~~~ Pui! You don't have a peach!"

"You're still playing with me! You waited! I'm calling for help!"

"Don't go! Let's fight another 300 rounds!"

It had been a long time since Lu Yan had such a childish heart.

She followed the auntie.

A few minutes later.

Inside the Guoguo Temple.

A few cleaners carried sticks and two monks helped.

She confronted Lu Yan.

"Can't we call the police?"

"Yes! The police will be here soon!"

"Yes! Let's catch this shorty first!"

"Go!"

A few people were holding sticks in their hands.

Lu Yan, who was holding a spear made of plastic, was not afraid at all.

"Come, come, come. I want to fight ten of them!"

Lu Yan chuckled.

A bunch of people in a good mood.

It had been a long time since he had played like this.

The key was that the people opposite him were all in their forties or even fifties.

They didn't believe that he was a panda and thought that he was wearing a mask.

She was very serious about fighting him.

This kind of situation was very rare.

How could they be so cautious if they didn't play?

"Come!"

He simply threw away the tip of the spear and rushed forward with the wooden stick.

"Clang! Clang! Clang!"

An intense battle ensued.

Ten minutes later.

The uncles arrived.

He saw a few uncles and aunties leaning against each other and panting heavily.

"Uncle and aunt? Where's the thief?"

The auntie waved her hand. After a while, she said,"He just ran away. We're too old to beat him.”

Uncle JC frowned.

"Are you guys injured? What did he steal? Did you see what he looked like?"

The uncles and aunties began to talk at once.

"We're not injured, we're just a little tired. That guy's small, but he's really strong!”

"What did he steal? He seemed to have stolen the props, armor, and spear from the exhibition room. Look, the spearhead was thrown here by him.”

"What does he look like? He seemed to be wearing something on his head, and it was as furry as a giant panda.”

"Right! I still have photos here."

The middle-aged woman took out her phone and found a blurry photo taken with an old phone.

It was just a glance.

The uncles were sure that they were fighting with these uncles and aunties who were making the plot.

It was Lu Yan!

"This-"

The uncles couldn't stay calm anymore.

The auntie who first noticed Lu Yan stood at the side and nagged,"Comrade JC, you must help me catch that guy!

He's too much. I'm already so old, but he still shouts at me that the monkey steals the peach.

Although he didn't really attack, it's too insulting. You must punish him properly!”

Puff!

The uncles trembled.

Monkey Steals Peach!

F * ck-

You're really a little joker!

"Auntie, Uncle, don't worry. We'll chase after them immediately!”

He did not hesitate anymore.

A few uncles rushed out.

While chasing, he contacted the headquarters.

He received the news.

The uncles who were looking for Lu Yan all over the city quickly gathered.

They rushed towards the Fishing City scenic area.

"Quick, quick, quick!"

"We must stop it this time!"

"There's more! Find that little three-wheeled motorcycle!"

"Go!"

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