"F * ck! What the f * ck!"
"Auntie felt so shy when she mentioned that Master Bear wanted Monkey to steal peaches.”
"Master Xiong, no wonder you let the girl go last night. It turns out that you like this type!”
"Bah! Lord Bear, you're really a man!”
“……”
Wuwuwu--
A strong wind blew.
Lu Yan took a small path and entered the Urban area.
They stopped in front of a very famous shop.
It just so happened.
The door was already open.
"Boil half a catty of water powder!"
Lu Yan opened his bear mouth and began to howl.
The lady boss, who was cooking a little water powder, was stunned on the spot.
"Half a catty? Do you eat a-a-a panda?”
Clang!
The lady boss 'spoon fell to the ground.
Lu Yan sat on the stool.
He opened his mouth and shouted,"It's not rare to see a giant panda. Hurry up and cook it for me."
Put it in a big basin and cook half a catty. It's not enough to eat.”
The lady boss picked up the spoon with her eyes wide open.
He washed it.
While cooking the noodles.
She peeked at Lu Yan.
He was still mumbling.
"Motherf * cker! Can pandas really talk?"
"Is this a monster or something?”
"So scary-"
The Lady Boss was really frightened.
Her legs were trembling as she walked.
She cooked some noodles for Lu Yan and brought it to him in a large basin.
He hid in a corner to make a phone call.
"Dear! Come over quickly! That giant panda is eating noodles in our shop!”
"That's right! It's the giant panda you mentioned last night! It's so scary!"
"Hurry up! Hurry up!"
A few minutes later.
A bespectacled young man rode a bicycle and rushed to the door.
He first looked at the little three-wheeled motorcycle parked at the entrance.
"F * ck! Was this the tricycle that was being traded for Pagani on the internet? Real Guillermo!"
He said.
The young man walked up.
She saw Lu Yan, who was still wearing his battle robe and armor.
"Grandpa Xiong! It's really you! I'm your fan!"
Lu Yan looked up as he puffed on his powder.
"Fans? Don't criticize me, don't disturb me, don't disturb me.”
Cheng Nian nodded repeatedly.
He sat down.
As she looked at Lu Yan, she secretly recorded the video.
Not long after.
The video of Lu Yan eating vermicelli was posted online.
"Tsk! Giant pandas eat vermicelli? Isn't he afraid of diarrhea?"
"I've seen Auntie's interview video. Master Bear is so annoying!”
"Grandpa Bear is awesome!"
“……”
He looked at the comments online.
A thought suddenly flashed through Nian's mind.
He revealed an excited expression.
"Mom! Go take a photo with me later.
With this group photo, our family's young fans will definitely become famous!
It could even attract others to join and collect joining fees and formula fees!”
The Lady Boss was stunned.
His eyes lit up.
"This is a good idea! But will he agree?"
The lady boss was a little scared.
Nian was very bold.
"It's okay. I'll try it later.”
A few minutes later.
Lu Yan finished his noodles.
Zhuonian leaned forward.
"Master Bear, can I take a photo with you?”
Lu Yan glanced at him from the corner of his eyes.
"Group photo? Are you trying to ride on my fame?
It's not impossible, but I lack a phone and a SIM card now."
Cheng Nian patted his chest.
She handed her phone over.
"Don't stand on ceremony, Master Bear! This phone and card are all yours! The card had unlimited data.
Every month, I even put 200 yuan into the card! It's definitely enough for you!"
Lu Yan chuckled.
He picked up the phone with his claws.
He fiddled with it.
"Mm, not bad, young man.
Alright, let's take a photo!"
Cheng Nian was extremely excited.
He thanked her profusely.
She pulled the slightly afraid lady boss and sat beside Lu Yan.
"Come! Smile-"
"Kacha-"
He took a few photos in a row.
"Thank you, Master Xiong!" said Zhuang Nian excitedly. In the future, you can eat at any of our family's lesser water powder shops.
Free at any time, eat as much as you want!”
Lu Yan waved his claws.
She picked up her phone and left.
The moment he stepped out.
He saw a big block locking his little three-wheeled motorcycle.
"F * ck! Stealing a car! Expose you!"
He raised his phone and snapped at Uncle JC, who was so scared by the roar that he sat on the ground.
After taking a few photos.
Under Uncle JC's dumbfounded gaze, Lu Yan snatched the key from his hand.
He unlocked it.
He swaggered off.
A few minutes later.
Uncle JC was exposed.
It caused a wave of sympathy on the Internet.
"Uncle JC's expression is so vivid.”
"Haha, this must be the first Uncle JC to be called a car thief, right?”
"My heart aches for Uncle JC for a second. At that time, his heartbeat must have been very fast.”
"Master Bear is so awesome. But is this Weibo account Master Bear himself?”
"Less water powder? It feels pretty good."
“……”
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