He laid his cards on the table! I’m a panda that can talk
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On the river.

Lu Yan sat on the back of the green-furred turtle.

The journey was smooth.

He swam upstream.

Not long after, he encountered a fishing boat.

She saw him and the green-furred turtle.

The couple on the boat trembled in fear.

"Old man, look! What was that thing? What a big one!"

The middle-aged woman in her fifties pointed at the green-furred turtle under Lu Yan's feet and shouted while trembling.

At the side.

The middle-aged fisherman rubbed his nose.

He took a puff of his cigarette and said,"I told you to watch more news every day. You only watch those mothers-in-law and daughters-in-law on TV every day."

Your brain is going crazy. Your child is already 30 years old and still doesn't have a wife. It's all because of you.

That was just a giant panda. How could it be that big?”

The auntie did not talk back this time.

Instead, he pointed at Lu Yan's feet and shouted,"No!

I'm not talking about the giant panda, I'm talking about the thing that the giant panda is stepping on!”

The uncle was stunned.

He lowered his head.

He instantly shivered.

"F * ck! What a big turtle!"

The cigarette in the uncle's mouth fell into the water.

It emitted a green smoke and was directly extinguished.

Lu Yan heard their conversation.

He turned around.

Waving at them, she said,"Hello-"

The middle-aged man and woman were trembling in fear.

"Ghost! He's talking!"

"Can pandas talk?"

"Motherf * cker! Was he the talking panda in Weixin's Moments last night?”

"Eh? It really seems like it!"

During the conversation.

The uncles and aunties were excited.

"Grandpa Xiong! Are you calling me Master Bear?"

"That's right, he's calling me Lord Bear."

"Master Xiong, have you eaten?"

He looked at the auntie who was waving at him excitedly.

Lu Yan felt that his worldview had been impacted.

Your sister.

Were all uncles and aunties so awesome nowadays?

Aren't they afraid?

Lu Yan was a little curious.

"Not yet. Have you eaten yet?"”

On the ship.

The uncle and auntie were so excited that they almost jumped up.

However, he was still a little afraid.

"Not yet. Will you eat us?”

the auntie asked.

Lu Yan smacked his lips.

"Impossible! I don't eat people!

Human flesh doesn't taste good!"

However, in the next moment.

The uncle on the boat was so scared that his face turned pale.

"He said that human flesh is not delicious! He must have eaten human flesh!

Hurry up and leave! What if he gets hungry and eats us?”

After saying that.

He started the engine of the fishing boat.

Boom! Boom! Boom!

The fishing boat headed in the opposite direction of Lu Yan, wanting to swim downstream.

"Motherf * cker, why are you panicking?”

"Don't say you don't eat people!"

"Don't eat hotpot and eat less water noodles!”

"F * ck you, I still want to take a photo with him!”

“……”

The auntie's curses came from the river.

There was also the uncle's weak resistance.

He looked at the fishing boat that was gradually leaving.

Lu Yan smacked his lips.

"Gu-"

His stomach suddenly growled.

He was a little hungry.

"We rely on mountains to eat mountains, and we rely on water to eat water. Let's eat some fish today.”

Lu Yan took out a flour-like bait from the system space.

It was directly stuck on the neck of the green-furred turtle.

A strange smell spread along the water.

Soon, it spread to a radius of 100 to 200 meters.

"Hualala-"

A small number of fish gathered from all over the river.

He looked at the fish.

Lu Yan sighed.

"There are so few fish. The key is that they're not too big. There's nothing good to eat.”

He smacked his lips.

He didn't catch any fish.

He rode the Green-Haired Turtle forward.

Time passed slowly.

As the bait slowly melted.

More and more fish followed him.

They greedily ate the small amount of bait scattered in the water.

On both sides of the green-furred turtle.

They formed two very impressive fish tides.

They rushed forward.

As they walked.

Suddenly.

A series of anxious shouts came from the front.

"Gao Cheng! Gao Cheng! Where are you?"

"Sob, sob, sob-save my son!”

"He's still young. Please save him.”

“……”

A mournful howl drifted over along the river wind.

Lu Yan looked up.

He found that there were more than ten villagers gathered on the river bank in front of him.

A middle-aged woman was kneeling on a cobblestone.

He kowtowed.

The sound of kowtowing could be heard from afar.

Three of them were already taking off their clothes and entering the water.

At the same time!

On the surface of the river, there was a head floating.

"Plop!"

"Plop!"

The three of them took off their clothes and went into the water.

He quickly swam towards the head.

Soon, they approached the young man who had been washed away by the water.

However…

When they appeared around the young man, they were shocked.

The young man, who had already lost his mind from choking, began to struggle with all his might.

The house leaks, but it rains overnight!

As the few of them slowly floated down, they actually entered a place where the water was turbulent!

This time, three people saved one person.

It made him even more powerless.

He could only barely keep himself from being swept down by the occasional vortex.

It gradually drifted down along the rapid river.

"Sigh, this kind of thing happens every day in Zhuxia, right?”

Lu Yan stomped his feet.

The green-furred turtle instantly understood and swam over.

Chapter Five

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