Lu Yan rode on his three-wheeled motorcycle and waved his claws, not taking a single cloud away.
He had left a mess for the uncles in Rongzhou.
The woman and the fat boy made a funny sound and cried.
In the end, everyone was cursing.
"Serves you right!"
"No one would feel pity if someone like you died.”
"You only know how to make a scene and have no responsibility."
"Get lost. Why are you still crying here?”
“……”
The woman and the fat boy were completely enraged.
He didn't even fight Yaoyao Ling anymore.
He left dejectedly.
The results were out.
The internet was in an uproar.
……
……
Riding a three-wheeled motorcycle.
Lu Yan started to stroll around Rongzhou.
The nightlife in third-tier cities was actually similar.
Barbecue, beer, square dancing.
Barbecue and beer were still early.
Lu Yan had nothing to do.
He decided to join the square dance of the uncles and aunties.
He followed the uncles and aunties and twisted around.
She looked like a giant panda and was dancing in the plaza.
There was actually a strange sense of cuteness.
"F * ck! Grandpa Xiong's dance is so enchanting."
"What's wrong with this P-"
"Lord Bear, you've lost your moral integrity."
"Did you notice the expressions of the uncles and aunties around you?”
"Hahaha, I'm dumbfounded.”
In the surroundings.
A group of uncles and aunties looked at Lu Yan dancing.
Their expressions were very strange.
Sir System smacked his lips as if he was admitting defeat.
The aunties were eager to try.
Very quickly.
A middle-aged woman came over.
"Well, panda, come dance with me.”
"Come, come, come. You should dance like this.”
"Mud-winning! I'll teach it how to dance!"
"Are you as good as me?"
In the blink of an eye.
The aunties started arguing.
In fact…
Very quickly, it became a full-scale martial art.
"F * ck off! I saw this giant panda first!"
"Heh, what you see is yours?”
"Crawl your ass, I'm going to dance with a panda today!”
"F * ck you! Bitch!"
"You hama!"
“……”
He looked at the auntie who was scolding and fighting.
There were also the surrounding Sir System onlookers who seemed to be trying to mediate the fight but were actually watching the show.
Lu Yan smacked his lips.
He spread his hands speechlessly.
"What the f * ck is this?
I just want to enrich my daily entertainment.
Why are you guys fighting like this?"
He smacked his lips.
He didn't know what to say.
Not long after.
The aunties finally decided the winner.
A strong auntie with disheveled hair won the final victory.
She lifted her chin high as she walked with victorious steps.
She walked up to Lu Yan like a hen that had laid an egg.
"Panda, come! Auntie will teach you how to dance!"
Lu Yan looked up.
He shivered.
"Forget it, auntie. Your body is like a bear. It's too scary.”
Lu Yan suddenly spoke.
The auntie, who was not well-informed, was instantly frightened.
Bang!
He fell to the ground.
"Oh my god! The panda spoke!"
A scream that sounded like a pig being slaughtered spread far away.
The auntie fainted on the spot.
"Hey, the chance to be a hero and save the damsel in distress has come. Who's going to come over and help her with CPR?”
Lu Yan waved at the others.
Instantly!
Everyone took a step back.
In the crowd.
Someone else made a sound.
"Grandpa Xiong! You are the fiercest man! I'll leave this difficult task to you!”
"Master Xiong is a true man of iron and blood. He can run a horse on his arms. It's just a simple CPR.”
"Attack! Grandpa Bear!"
"Let's talk about attacking or not talking about it.”
“……”
Hooting sounds rang out.
Lu Yan narrowed his eyes.
"Get lost!"
He turned around.
He picked up a little old man who was watching the show.
"Come, uncle, the chance for a hero to save the damsel in distress is here!”
The little old man was dragged over by him.
His face was filled with confusion.
The surrounding laughter grew louder.
"Uncle Xiong, when this auntie wakes up, Uncle won't be able to take a slap.”
"You should at least find a stronger one.”
"Master Bear, don't trick me."
"Grandpa, you can't do it. Let's go.”
Sir System was excited.
"What the f * ck? Who said I can't do it? Wasn't it just mouth-to-mouth resuscitation?
I've seen quite a number of lessons on the headlines! Watch me!"
As he spoke.
He opened his mouth and began.
Three seconds later.
The auntie woke up.
"Pa!"
A slap.
Sir System was stunned.
The surrounding people explained.
After a while.
Only then did the auntie open her mouth.
" Hehehe-I'm sorry-"
"I don't know the situation."
"Your name is Old Xu, right? Are you single now?"
"Then do you want your wife or not? If you do, I'll be your wife now.”
Sir System was confused again.
The auntie struck while the iron was hot.
"If you don't say anything, I'll take it that you're tacitly agreeing.”
After saying that.
She hugged Sir System's arm.
At the scene.
Applause rang out.
"Grandpa Bear is awesome!"
"You're a part-time matchmaker?"
"Hahaha, auntie, this operation is awesome.”
"Invincible!"
He looked at the confused old man and the smug auntie.
Lu Yan was confused.
"What does this have to do with me? But this operation is really strong.”
He smacked his lips.
He raised his claws.
"Who knows if there are any nightclubs or bars here?
I haven't had enough fun yet."
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