Not far from Taiji Palace, Li Mu was hiding in a small corner. When he heard Li Shiming's furious roar, he smiled cunningly.
"Hehehe, I'll piss you off!"
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining Li Shi Min's rage points 1000!”
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining Cheng Yaojin's rage points 300!”
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining Du Ruhui's rage points 500!”
Ding!" Congratulations to the host for obtaining it!"
Listening to the series of system voices in his mind, Li Mu's smile widened. This feeling was really comfortable!
"Looks like I'm still very suitable for doing such infuriating things. I've gained so many rage points so casually!”
Li Mu could not help but mutter to himself.
Li Mu was not from the Tang Empire. He was a university student from the modern era. For some reason, he watched a movie called Tang Empire: After Li Shiming's novel, he had somehow transmigrated!
After transmigrating, he naturally obtained the legendary cheat, the Annoying System. As long as he angered someone, he could obtain rage points. The rage points could be exchanged for anything in the myriad worlds!
Of course, the more precious the item, the more expensive the rage points needed. For example, Pangu's Nine Revolutions Divine Art required trillions of rage points. Damn it, how long would it take to gather them?
However, exchanging for a pack of Spicy Strips only required five rage points. That was extremely comfortable!
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining Wei Zheng's rage points 700!”
At this time, the system notification sound in his mind was still ringing non-stop, which made Li Mu a little annoyed.
"Hey, system, can you turn off this notification sound? It's so noisy!”
"Ding! The system notification has been turned off. There will be no more notifications. If there is a need, the host can activate it again!”
The system's cold voice came, making Li Mu even more stunned. Then, he jumped up angrily and roared loudly.
"Damn it, why didn't you say so earlier that you could shut it down? I've been noisy for years! Oh my! I'm so angry!"
"Ding! The host did not ask any questions!"
"Oh, shut up, you dog system!”
Li Mu rolled his eyes and immediately spat angrily. So the f * cking anger value could be turned off. He had been unaware of it for so many years!
"Sigh! The Ninth Prince was there! Hurry up!" Li Mu's roar attracted the attention of the eunuchs. Immediately, countless eunuchs ran toward Li Mu crazily.
"F * ck, Li Shiming is going to take revenge on me! Hurry up and run!"
Li Mu was shocked and immediately realized that Li Shiming must have been furious because of the stink bomb that he had just thrown. Now that he had sent someone to capture him, he had to run!
Therefore, Li Mu did not hesitate at all. He turned around and ran into the distance.
...
However, how could an eight-year-old Li Mu outrun these young eunuchs with his short legs?
At this moment, outside Taiji Palace, Li Mu was tied up in front of Li Shiming by the eunuchs.
"Sob, sob. Father, what are you doing?”Before Li Shiming could speak, Li Mu made the first move and pretended to cry as he questioned loudly.
"Imperial Father, why did you send people to tie me up? I feel so wronged. I helped you invent such a good weapon, but you still want to tie me up!”
"Hiss, awesome!"
Du Ruhui couldn't help but silently give Li Mu a thumbs up. As a top think tank of the Great Tang, Du Ruhui naturally understood that Li Mu was obviously putting on an act!
Li Shiming looked at Li Mu's aggrieved face with a cold face. He was not confused by Li Mu at all. Instead, he shouted at Li Mu angrily.
"Bastard, you still have the face to say that!”
"Why is your son so shameless! Your son had specially invented this for the Great Tang, for you, for the country. Your son had worked so hard, so why would he be ashamed to do it?”
Li Mu was not afraid at all. Even though he was talking back like a machine gun, he kept saying.
As he spoke, tears slowly flowed down from his eyes. He looked like he had nothing to live for as he cried and shouted at Li Shiming.
"Imperial Father, what right do you have to have me tied up? I've been shining for the Great Tang, and I've worked so hard to develop this weapon to help you, Imperial Father. But you've let down my efforts and even tied me up.”
"Oh my, the Ninth Prince's acting is too good!”
"I'm not bragging or slandering him. His acting skills can be said to be top-notch. I can't tell that he's acting at all!”
"That's right. It's obvious that he's revealing his true feelings. I'm almost touched!”
"That's right, the Ninth Prince is indeed born extraordinary!”
"It's just that this is too f * cking smelly. I still smell on my body!”
All the ministers watched Li Mu's performance and couldn't help but praise him. This was f * cking amazing. His acting was too good!
However, as experienced officials, they naturally wouldn't be fooled by Li Mu.
"Ahhh! You bastard! You're still acting for me! If you didn't throw the bottle and run, I would have believed you!”
Li Shiming immediately roared angrily. If this bastard hadn't turned around and ran away, who would have known that he was here to cause trouble with his acting skills?
"Ahem, is it like this?" Li Mu coughed awkwardly, and then the tears on his face disappeared without a trace. He did not look like he had cried at all. His acting skills were as pure as fire!
"Hmph, what else? Who else here believes you?”
Li Shiming snorted and looked at Li Mu coldly.
Li Mu turned around curiously and looked around. All of them were looking at him with a smile. None of them believed him. This was a little awkward. If he had known earlier, he would not have run away!
"Tell me, where do you want me to beat you up!”
Li Shi Min suppressed the anger in his heart and glanced at Li Mu.
"Cough cough, that, that!" Li Mu's body stiffened. Damn it, I don't want to be beaten up.
An idea flashed through his mind as he hurriedly said.
"Father! You can't hit me! Mother said that if you hit me again, she won't let you get on her bed!”
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