"Puff!"
Hearing Li Mu's words, all the ministers covered their mouths, afraid that they would laugh out loud. They really did not expect the Ninth Prince to have such a trick!
Li Shiming was stunned. Then, he gave off a monstrous aura and glared at Li Mu. He was so angry that he couldn't speak.
Facing Li Shiming's imposing manner, Li Mu didn't panic at all. Instead, he said to Li Shiming proudly.
"Imperial Father, have you forgotten what Imperial Mother said two days ago? If you hit me again, she won't let you get on her bed!”
"Hehehe!"
Li Shiming clenched his fists so tightly that they turned white. He was obviously furious, but he still didn't say anything because he knew that Zhangsun Wugou had indeed said that!
That was because Li Mu had peed in his well water and even said that he would be blessed if he drank some virgin boy's urine to exorcise evil spirits!
Then, Li Shiming actually drank it without knowing it. After knowing it, he beat Li Mu up!
Zhangsun Wugou's heart ached for him, and he finally let go of this sentence!
Li Shiming had been married to Zhangsun Wugou for decades, so he naturally understood that Zhangsun Wugou would never joke around. He would never go back on his words. Since she had said so, if he really made a move, she would definitely not let him sleep with her!
"That's just saying that His Majesty won't beat you up. Why don't you just change someone else to beat you up?”
Cheng Yaojin pursed his lips and muttered softly.
However, the scene was extremely quiet now. In addition, Cheng Yaojin's voice was really loud. No matter how low his voice was, it was heard by everyone.
As soon as he said this, everyone immediately turned their eyes to Cheng Yaojin!
Even Li Shi Min's eyes lit up. That's right, the Empress said that she couldn't do it herself, but she didn't say that she couldn't let others do it!
Immediately, he looked straight at Cheng Yaojin with a deep meaning in his eyes!
Facing everyone's gazes, Cheng Yaojin's face suddenly collapsed, and he looked somewhat at a loss.
"Cough cough, bite gold, Mu 'er is also considered your nephew!”
Li Shi Min coughed and said faintly.
He was prepared to take things one step at a time and let Cheng Yaojin understand that he could beat Li Mu up!
However, Cheng Yaojin was an old fox. How could he be fooled so easily? Of course, he understood Li Shiming's meaning. Didn't he want him to do it? But could he do it? He definitely couldn't!
"Your Majesty, I wouldn't dare. The Ninth Prince is your son, how would I dare to have such a nephew?”
"No, no, no. You and I are as close as brothers, and we are as close as brothers. We don't rigidly adhere to the etiquette of monarch and minister. Mu 'er calls you Uncle Cheng, and that means he's your nephew!”
Li Shiming shook his head repeatedly. It was not easy for someone to take the blame. How could he give up just like that? He spoke again and again.
"No, no, the etiquette between monarch and subject must be observed. The country is big, how can there be personal feelings in front of the country? In the imperial court, there are monarch and subject. There is no such thing as brothers.”
Hearing Li Shiming's words, Li Mu was a little flustered and said again and again.
F * ck, Li Mu was also a little helpless. He was just a little kid now. He couldn't beat Li Shiming at all. Moreover, Li Shiming was his father. Even if he could fight, he couldn't!
"Yes, yes, yes. The Ninth Prince is right. The monarch is the monarch, and the subject is the subject. This cannot be said carelessly. Your Majesty, I, Old Cheng, do not have this nephew! Why don't you ask the other adults? Sigh, wasn't Zhangsun Wuji the Ninth Prince's uncle? This was just right!”
When Cheng Yaojin heard Li Mu's words, he felt as if he had found a life-saving straw and nodded repeatedly. How could he really beat up the Ninth Prince? As Li Shiming's son, he really couldn't do anything to him.
If he hit her hard, Li Shiming might bear a grudge. If he hit her lightly, he might even scold her!
Therefore, Cheng Yaojin also quickly threw the blame to Zhangsun Wuji.
"Oh!" As soon as he said that, Li Mu couldn't help but curse and glare at Cheng Yaojin. Damn it, he had helped him so that he didn't have to beat him up, but Cheng Yaojin had dug another pit for him.
It was simply burning the bridge after crossing the river and turning against him. Too much!
Cheng Yaojin looked up at the sky leisurely, pretending not to know anything.
Li Shiming didn't care. He just needed to beat Li Mu up to calm himself down. It didn't matter who beat him up. Since the monarch and his subjects were involved, he would change them!
Hence, Li Shiming turned to Zhangsun Wuji and said gently.
"Wuji! You are my brother-in-law and also Mu 'er's uncle.”
"Cough cough, Your Majesty, this old minister, this old minister!”
Zhangsun Wuji also seemed to be in a difficult position. Nominally, he was Li Mu's biological uncle, but he couldn't really make a move. What if Li Mu hated him? He still had to deal with Li Mu!
"Hmm? What's wrong? You are a subject, and I am the monarch. I asked you to beat Mu 'er up, and you want to go against the decree?”
Li Shiming frowned and shouted loudly. He had to beat Li Mu up today and teach this bastard a lesson!
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