"F * ck! Donkey soup? Donkey meat on fire?"
"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter!"
"You really can't take it anymore? I was about to cry just now, and you're telling me this?”
"So angry! I want to follow the internet and hack Li Yuan into pieces. He's trying to trick me into tears!”
"What a touching scene. In the end, it turned out to be like this. Li Yuan didn't even let his father off!”
"It's not the first or second time. I think his father is going to put justice above family!”
"I'm going to clean up the mess for his father!”
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The livestream finally calmed down a little, but it was once again flooded with comments. Huang Lei looked at Li Yuan speechlessly.
"You brat, if you say such sensational things again, I'll slap you!”
"Teacher Huang, slap him now! I support you!"
Zhuge Dali was about to rise up in revolt. Although she was carefree, she was also a girl with a soft heart.
Li Yuan's eyes had turned red from the story he had just told him. He did not expect his childhood to be like this.
They were even considering whether to postpone the battle of the cornfield. Who knew that they would explode in anger in the next second.
He Jiong also felt confused."He deserves to be beaten!"
Li Yuan, who had angered everyone, scratched his head. Just as he was about to speak, he heard a creak and the courtyard door was pushed open. Following that, a carefree laughter sounded.
"Hahahahaha! I, Hu Hansan, am back!"
The four of them looked over and saw that today's guest had finally made his debut.
"Chen He!"
"Congratulations!"
Chen He stood at the courtyard door. As he laughed, he did not walk in. Instead, he waved his hand and recited a poem in a clear voice,
"My old friend has invited me to the Tian Family. Green trees surround the village, and green hills slope outside!”
"Open the garden, and talk about mulberry and hemp with wine. Wait until the Double Ninth Festival, still come to the chrysanthemum.”
This tone even deliberately imitated the rhythm of those poetry reciting masters. Every word was paused, and he shook his head. His acting skills were exaggerated. However, it had to be said that this Meng Haoran's " Crossing Old Friends 'Villa " really matched the mood and scene.
After the performance of the poem, Chen He strode in. He was still laughing like thunder.
"Hahahahaha, Teacher Huang, Teacher He, you didn't expect it to be me, did you?”
This kind of laughter made Zhuge Dali feel like he was watching TV. It was too familiar. Whether it was the previous "Running Man" or other programs, he could often hear Chen He laugh like this. It had almost become his trademark.
After all, they were old acquaintances. Putting aside their normal interactions, it was not Chen He's first time coming to the mushroom house. He hugged Huang Lei and He Jiong.
"Cough cough!" Chen He acted as if he was about to make an important speech. He even coughed twice with his fist clenched. Then, he looked at Li Yuan and Zhuge Dali.
"Yesterday, someone made things difficult for me, right? It's the two of you, right?"
"Brother He! It's none of my business! I just came up with a math question about water injection and drainage. I think her math question about finding the limit is more difficult!”
Li Yuan pretended to be innocent. After all, he knew that Chen He wouldn't be angry. The main thing was to show the effect of the show. He immediately jumped away and pointed at Zhuge Dali beside him.
Chen He looked at Zhuge Dali. Seeking limits? I don't know what the limit of X was yesterday, but I know that you've already challenged my limit!”
"Are you kidding me? Why did he have to go through 81 difficulties to come to the mushroom house for a meal? I'm really miserable!"
Chen He was also a comedic star who had his own humor and had been famous for a long time. This was why Mushroom House chose him as the vanguard.
Zhuge Dali saw that Li Yuan had even used a trick to divert the blame. He did not want to take the blame, but he had to throw it back.
"It's Li Yuan! It was all because of him! I didn't want to set a question at first. He was the one who started it. I was wronged!”Zhuge Dali pointed at Li Yuan."
"I'm the one who's innocent!”
Chen He pinched his chin and nodded.""That seems to be the case!"
"Brother He, what did she say just now?”"She said I stole a donkey! Taste that sentence carefully!"
"Hahahahaha!"
Huang Lei and He Jiong burst into laughter at the same time. Seeing the embarrassment on Chen He's face after tasting the taste, the live broadcast room also burst into laughter.
"Chen He versus Li Yuan, this episode is going to be interesting! Haha, that sentence just now was really funny!”
"Stealing a donkey is too much! Only Li Yuan can solve it!"
"Li Yuan is really mischievous. Chen He just arrived and he was tricked!”
"This is talent. Li Yuan is too talented!”
"I just reacted. What should I do next? Should I laugh first, or should I wait in line to laugh?”
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Chen He scratched his head and decided to skip the topic."
"Alright, stop laughing. Back to the main topic. Did you hear the poem I sang when I entered the door?”
"I just want to tell you that I'm a literary and art worker. In the future, can you not give me math questions like this? It's really brain-burning, okay?”
"I am a poet!"
Chen He placed his hands behind his back and took two steps in the courtyard."
"If you have any questions about literature next time, you can come and ask me! Oh right, I almost forgot!"
Everyone watched in confusion as Chen He walked out of the courtyard quickly. The next moment, he carried his suitcase in one hand and held the rope in the other. There were two lambs, one big and one small. He was quite smug."Are you surprised?"
"Tianba!"
"Little guy!"
Huang Lei and He Jiong immediately called out his name. This was also a scene of the return of an old friend. In the previous season, Tianba had given birth to a baby and was named Xiao Budian.
The current Xiao Budian had already grown up quite a bit. Although his size was still not comparable to Tian Ba, he was no longer that petite appearance from before.
"It's true. I suddenly felt like tears were welling up in my eyes just now!”
As He Jiong spoke, he used his hand as a fan, trying to fan away the tears that were about to flow out.
Huang Lei pursed his lips and looked at He Jiong.
"That's right! I remember very clearly that it was Chen He who brought Old Dian and Tianba here. It was our place!”
Indeed, in the first season, Chen He had brought two sheep, Diandian and Tianba. In the blink of an eye, three years had passed, and this scene appeared again. It was still the mushroom house and the two sheep. The only difference was that the old Diandian had left and was replaced by the little one.
This was like a cycle of reincarnation. Huang Lei was also deeply moved. He turned his head to look at He Jiong. Woah, tears really came out. He had been slapping for a long time, but it didn't help!
Huang Lei didn't like the atmosphere and tried to lighten it up."
"Sigh! The little guy had grown up! This meat was not so tender. It would probably be dry!”
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