It would have been better if Huang Lei hadn't said that. He Jiong suddenly thought of the time when Tianba gave birth to a baby last year. When he gave birth to the little one, he said that the little one's meat was especially suitable for mutton hotpot. It wasn't dry at all.
Perhaps it was because once people got older, they would be more emotional than when they were young.
Especially since He Jiong was an emotional person, he couldn't control his tears.
Chen He, who had thought that he would be praised, subconsciously rubbed his nose. He did not know how he had made Mr. He cry. Even Mr. Huang could not be coaxed!
Zhuge Dali was even more at a loss when faced with this situation. He quickly took a tissue and handed it to He Jiong, who had turned away from the camera.
"Hey, hey! Aren't you quite capable? Hurry up, don't just stand there!"
Chen He went up to Li Yuan and handed the heavy responsibility of easing the atmosphere to him.
"Me?" Li Yuan shrugged his shoulders." Whoever polluted it will be dealt with. You're the one who's making people cry. You should go!"”
"Don't! Hurry up and go!" Chen He was about to push Li Yuan over. He had to take this job no matter what.
"Ah! Brother He, you're a great poet, why don't you write a poem for this sheep!”Li Yuan suddenly raised his voice and pointed at Tian Ba and Xiao Budian.
This shout attracted everyone's attention. He Jiong also subconsciously turned his head to look over.
Although Chen He did not understand Li Yuan's trick, he immediately continued,"
"Poetry? Sub-originator! You don't know, poetry is about inspiration. If you asked me to write a poem for a goose, I would have blurted it out, but now... Why don't you do it?”
"That's right! Little Originator, come!"
Huang Lei immediately started to cooperate. Zhuge Dali watched from the side and knew that it was better for him not to speak at this time.
"Alright then! Since everyone was looking forward to it, then I'll give it a try!”Li Yuan took a deep breath and said,"
"The goose, goose, goose that Brother He mentioned just now gave me an inspiration. Everyone, listen up!”
After saying that, Li Yuan began to act like a gentleman. He walked to Tian Ba and Xiao Budian and started pacing,
"Sheep, sheep, sheep!"
As if he was observing, he circled around and said,
"You look good!"
After that, he circled around again, raised his head, and looked around. He smiled slightly and pointed at Tian Ba and Xiao Budian,
"Take mutton soup!"
"External use of Heng Yuan Xiang!"
"Good!" Chen He didn't care about anything else and clapped his hands."
" The rhyme is easy to understand, and it fully explains the two sheep-" Chen He was halfway through his sentence when he realized that He Jiong was also starting to get lucky.
"Ugh! Teacher He, this is none of my business. It was Li Yuan who said it!”
"Humph!" He Jiong stomped his feet and walked over quickly. He squatted down and stroked the sheep's head.
"Tianba, little guy, don't be afraid. They are all bad people. Don't worry, I will protect you!”
He Jiong explained to the two sheep how to differentiate between friend and foe. Huang Lei, Li Yuan, and Chen He were all bad people who wanted to eat the sheep. They were not good friends. They just pulled the sheep and left!
"Hahahahaha! Xiao Yuan, you're going to be blacklisted by Teacher He!”
When Huang Lei saw the two sheep, one big and one small, being led by He Jiong out of the yard, he smiled.
"Hehe! Kid, you have some skills!"
Chen He patted Li Yuan's shoulder. He had just composed a poem that was full of nonsense, and it was an anti-poem that made Teacher He unhappy.
However, the effect was surprisingly good. It directly dispelled the crying atmosphere just now.
Even Zhuge Dali couldn't help but praise Li Yuan in his heart. He was indeed amazing. In that scene just now, who could turn the situation around with just a few words? Perhaps only Li Yuan had this ability.
This was the consensus of the audience:
"Li Yuan is awesome! This poem is well written. I'm getting hungry listening to it!”
"I think Li Yuan is in danger. Be careful of Teacher He's massacre!”
"Be careful when you sleep at night. After all, sleepwalking and killing people doesn't seem to be against the law!”
"Six! 6! Li Yuan's poem was quite interesting!”
"I strongly recommend Shan County mutton soup!"
"People from Heze? We're from the same hometown!"
"Then I recommend Donglaishun's mutton hotpot. It uses mutton from a large factory. It's quite authentic!”
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The netizens 'thoughts became more and more scattered, gradually turning into topics of discussion about mutton consumption. They talked endlessly.
Teacher He placed Tian Ba and Xiao Budian in the sheep pen. Looking at the sheep pen, it was filled with memories.
The faint fishy smell made him feel a little emotional.
However, he also knew that he had lost his composure just now. If it weren't for Li Yuan's sudden joke, it would really have been a little difficult to clean up. He took a deep breath and walked back.
"Hey, hey, hey! Why didn't you wait for me to start eating? Chen He was talking to you. You just arrived and you're already freeloading!”
As soon as He Jiong came in, he saw Chen He already on the table. He was holding a bowl of porridge and smiling at him.
"Teacher He, don't just stand there. If you come a little later, there won't be anything left!”Chen He squinted." I rushed over so early in the morning. I really haven't eaten yet!"”
"You're still eating! Look at you, how fat you are now!”
He Jiong returned to his seat and did not forget to give a friendly reminder. Indeed, Chen He was considered a fresh meat in the past, but now he was getting closer and closer to the fat meat, and his stomach was bulging.
"Seeing that you brought Tian Ba and Xiao Budian here, I'll make you a seafood meal today. But let me say this first, you have to break more corn!”
Huang Lei had already started to plan the seafood feast for the night.
"What? Corns? Teacher Huang, Teacher He, you know me well. I'm a cripple!”
Chen He's skin was not thin. He Jiong was the one who gave him the title of cripple, and now he was using it.
"So what if he's a cripple? Even trash can be reused. Don't give up on yourself. You have to work hard!”He Jiong patted Chen He's shoulder.
"Teacher He, I've been a little busy recently. My back is really hurting from exhaustion!”
Chen He insisted that he was a cripple and did not relax. In order to avoid labor, he would do anything.
"Brother He!" Li Yuan stuck his head out.
"I think other people's backaches might be due to fatigue. Your backache-could it be because you have too much meat?”
From Chen He's distress points 250!
From Chen He's distress points 250!
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