Peng Peng, a great man.
Even in the face of everyone's ridicule and the ridicule of the artificial intelligence, he still persevered and finished the last bowl of rice with tears in his eyes!
What a precious spirit!
What amazing perseverance!
At the very least, all the members of the Mushroom House sighed.
"Peng Peng, what do you say now? Are you very satisfied?"
Li Yu gritted his teeth and decided to tease him again. The others also listened attentively, especially Zhang Zifeng. He drank his milk while quietly shifting his position.
"Brother, please stop talking! My heart hurts now!"
"How painful?"
"The pain of my sadness that even Einstein couldn't play!”
"Then do you want to know how to lose weight in a scientific way?”
"I don't want to!"
"Look at me. I eat a lot every meal too. I ate no less than you tonight, but I just can't get fat!”
"Do you think I'm angry? Aren't you envious?"
"I'm not envious…"
Although he said that, Peng Peng's eyes had already betrayed him.
He was so envious!
"Hey! Let me tell you, my secret is to wash the dishes after dinner!”
"Oh? What do you mean?"
Teacher Huang, who was watching the show, suddenly became interested and added.
"Teacher Huang, as a chef, you should have heard of it. Washing the dishes after a meal was a form of exercise that could burn a lot of calories.”
"Mmh…"
"But you definitely don't know that there's another reason for washing the dishes after dinner.”
"What do you mean?"
"Scientific research has shown that when food is eaten and then entered the stomach, it will not be digested immediately. If you wash the dishes at this time, you are hinting at the undigested food: I'm washing you off. If I wash you off, you won't become my flesh!”
"Isn't it very scientific?"
Get lost! What f * cking scientific research!
You're just fooling me!
Peng Peng decided to let go of his future master and turned his head away, feeling sad.
The main reason was that he was too full and couldn't move.
"So, you know what to do, right?”
This time, Peng Peng didn't need to answer. The others answered in unison,"Hurry up and wash the dishes! Otherwise, it would be too late by the time the food was digested!!”
" I…" What else could he do? Peng Peng was the mushroom house's dedicated dishwashing worker, so she couldn't refute." Can you let me rest for a while? I'm feeling uncomfortable now…"
Everyone was speechless.
"Brother, I don't even know what to say to you…"
Zhang Zifeng finished drinking the milk and could continue to scold her brother.
"Then don't say anymore. Let me take my time…"
This silly child…
At this moment, Li Yu quietly moved in Peng Peng's direction, scaring Peng Peng so much that his face turned pale.
"Brother! What do you want? Please don't insult me anymore, okay? It's already very difficult for me…"
Li Yu rolled his eyes at Peng Peng and sighed inwardly that this child really couldn't be teased. He changed into a comfortable position and lay down.
"Peng Peng, you're thinking too much. Would I be so bored that I would scold you for no reason? Tsk ~"
"Then why are you sitting here?"
"You can lie down here."
" Oh…" Peng Peng heaved a sigh of relief.
"After all, my girlfriend sent me a message. It's more comfortable to reply while lying down.”
Girlfriend?
An invisible sharp sword stabbed into Peng Peng's weak heart.
Brother Li Yu…
In any case, Li Yu was no longer in the mood to care about Peng Peng, who had nothing left to live for. Wasn't the little squirrel fragrant?
Squirrel: "Old scumbag, I'm done with my work today ~ What are you doing?"
Old, old scumbag?
The corner of Li Yu's mouth twitched slightly. Wasn't it just a little sweet nothings? Why did the little squirrel call him an old scumbag?
The Latter Ruler of the Tang Dynasty, Li Yu,[What the hell is an old scumbag?] I'm so pure! I, Li Yu, am the purest in the world!
Squirrel, Pui! Old scumbag! covered her mouth and snickered
Squirrel: Tell me, how many girlfriends do you have?
Li Yu, the Latter Ruler of the Tang Dynasty, said,"In this life, you are the first."
Li Yu was not lying. Ever since he transmigrated to this world, he had never been in a relationship. As for before he transmigrated? Let's not talk about Li Yu, alright?
Li Yu, the Empress of the Tang Dynasty, said,"Really, little squirrel, you're the first girl who has moved my heart."
Squirrel, Eh?
Squirrel: Aren't you afraid that I'm actually a boy or that I'm ugly?
Upon seeing the message sent by the little squirrel, Li Yu couldn't help but think of the Little Cui that Uncle Xu had mentioned in the afternoon. He hurriedly shook his head.
Terrifying!
Li Yu, the Latter Ruler of the Tang Dynasty, said,"Don't be afraid."
Li Yu, the Latter Ruler of the Tang Dynasty: Trembling.
Little Squirrel: " Hahaha! Squint! Do you want me to send you a selfie?"
Li Yu, the Latter Ruler of the Tang Dynasty, said,"It's better not to. It's quite good like this."
Squirrel: Alright ~
Li Yu, the Latter Tang Emperor: "Looking at the two words you sent, I feel that you're quite regretful, little squirrel ~ I'm laughing secretly."
Squirrel,"No!" Tsundere
Squirrel: "Ah, right. From tomorrow onwards, I might be busy every day. I don't think I'll have much time to play games with you ~ Pouting!"
Li Yu, the Latter Ruler of the Tang Dynasty, asked,"What's wrong?" Work?
Squirrel: " Yes, although I don't think this job is necessary, it was arranged for me by the leader after all. I still have to give it my all."
Li Yu, the Latter Ruler of the Tang Dynasty, said,"Wait!" Is your leader a man or a woman? conscientiously
Squirrel,[Female ~ You can be considered my elder if you snicker ~]
Li Yu, the Latter Ruler of the Tang Dynasty, said,"Then you should work hard. I'll play with the mud myself." nose-picking
The important thing is that you don't work too hard.
Squirrel: " Okay! I know! I'll find time to chat with you! Happy! Happy!"
Squirrel: You haven't told me what you're doing!
Li Yu, the Latter Ruler of the Tang Dynasty, said,"It's rare for you to remember. I just had a meal with my friend here. I'm now paralyzed like a salted fish."
Squirrel: "Oh, I see ~ Then you can play with your friend. I'm going to look at some documents."
Li Yu, the Latter Ruler of the Tang Dynasty, said,"Alright, I'll look for you when I get home later."
The little squirrel said,"Bye ~"
Li Yu, the Latter Ruler of the Tang Dynasty, bowed.
……………
Sichuan, Wine City.
A certain little squirrel held his chin with one hand, smiling with his eyes narrowed into a crescent moon. With his other hand, he silently deleted a selfie that he had carefully taken in the photo album.
"That's it. It's good."
After laughing foolishly for a while, the little squirrel picked up a script that was placed neatly on the table and began reading it seriously.
"Come on, little squirrel ~"
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