"Li Yu, what are you doing? Come in and play!"
Teacher Huang's voice rang in his ears. Li Yu put away his phone and stretched.
"Coming ~"
"What were you doing with your phone just now? I called you a few times, but you didn't agree…"
As soon as Li Yu entered the living room, Mr. He sat cross-legged by the table and began to "make things difficult" with a smile.
"Weren't we chatting with our girlfriends just now? Who would listen to you guys? You bunch of evil old men…"
Li Yu didn't stand on ceremony. He sat down beside Xiao Yang and immediately activated the map cannon.
"Old, old man?"
The atmosphere in the living room suddenly became old-fashioned.
"Isn't that so? Don't think that I really didn't hear it just now. He's clearly an old man who's over forty years old, but he insisted on saying that he's twenty-five and even threatened the production crew to cut that part!”
"I beg you old men to have some face!”
"It's not easy being a staff member!”
"Besides, do you know what can't be hidden in this matter? Other than love and poverty, there was only age.”
"Uncles, accept your fate!"
Damn it! Was the firepower that strong?
Peng Peng, who was still washing dishes in the kitchen, heard Li Yu's voice coming from the living room. He almost dropped his bowl. In his heart, he was actually glad that he was washing dishes here and not in the living room.
Sigh! Wait a minute!
Why should I be glad?
I'm still a child!
…………
The living room fell into an enigmatic silence. Only the two girls, Ling Hua and Zhang Zifeng, let out waves of discordant sounds.
Well…it was not easy to hold back a laugh!
"I…shouldn't have called Li Yu in?”
Teacher Huang wanted to say something but stopped for a long time. Finally, she said this with a face full of grief.
"Have more confidence, Teacher Huang. Remove the word 'should'!”Teacher He's heart was also pierced through. He regretted "making things difficult" for Li Yu back then!
"Then is it too late to chase them out now?”
Li Yu took a sip of tea and said carelessly,""It's too late ~"
"Maybe I can take a shower first?”
I can't afford to offend you, but I can hide!
"Go, Teacher Huang."
Li Yu waved his hand to send them off.
Humph! He was just a defeated opponent!
Teacher Huang was speechless.
Fortunately, at this moment, a phone ringtone broke the deadlock.
"Ah?" Ling Hua was surprised." Someone's calling so late at night? Don't tell me there's another guest?"
Peng Peng was washing the dishes while Teacher Huang went to take a shower. Teacher He was just about to get up to answer the phone when he suddenly saw Li Yu sitting next to Xiao Yang. He immediately thought of a plan.
"Li Yu, aren't you quite eloquent? Do you want to try answering a phone call?"
"Alright, speaking of which, I used to be an operator!”
Li Yu did not decline. He stood up and walked towards the landline of the mushroom house. It was just for fun anyway.
"An operator?"
"Yes, that was a long time ago.”
Li Yu was talking about his past life. At that time, he had many part-time jobs, and the operator was no exception.
"Hello."
Li Yu picked up the microphone and said,"Hello."
However, a few seconds later, an electronic voice came from the other end of the phone. It sounded like it was deliberately made like this.
"Hello…I'm a guest tomorrow…"
"Yes, I know. You can't come today either.”
“……”
"You're not talking? That's true. It's indeed quite tiring for you to pinch your nose and talk like that. It's fine as long as you don't suffocate.”
“……”
"Are you really suffocating? Do you want me to call 120 for you? But I don't know your name or where your home is…"
"Cough cough…"
The person on the other end of the phone coughed twice and then slowly said,"Shall we order? I'll order directly."
This time, she didn't pinch her nose. Her voice was quite pleasant, and she sounded like an intellectual beauty.
"Alright, go ahead."
However, Li Yu didn't care. No matter how good it sounded, it couldn't be as good as his little squirrel. What a joke…
On the other side, Teacher He, who was sitting and watching the show, smiled and nodded. He almost knew who the other party was.
I, He Jiong, am this awesome!
"I really want to eat three cups of chicken."
"Three-cup chicken?"
"Yes."
"Then do you want to order anything else?”
The person on the other end of the phone was pleasantly surprised." You can order something else?”
"Of course, I'm not the one doing it anyway.”
"Then…I'll order another Mapo Tofu?”
"Mapo Tofu? "To be honest, it's hard to buy good tofu here. It might not taste very good. I don't recommend you to order this dish.”
Li Yu pulled out a stool and sat in front of the phone.
"Then…Little brother, can you recommend two dishes?”
"Sure, let's not talk about anything else. In terms of food, I still have some say in this Weng Cao Village. My suggestion is chopped pepper fish head! Let me tell you, the local exclusive chopped pepper and wild big-headed fish in the river are a perfect match!!”
" It sounds good, but I can't really eat spicy food…" It was obvious that there was a gulping sound on the other end of the phone, but it seemed to be forcefully suppressed as he spoke rationally.
"You don't really like spicy food? Then I recommend steamed carp. It's nutritious and healthy. Want one?”
"Good!"
"Fish alone won't do. You won't be full. I'll recommend some cured meat to you. The cured meat of Wengcao Village is definitely a specialty. It's indescribably delicious.”
"Good!"
"There seems to be too much meat, and the nutrition is not balanced…How about this, I'll have a sour radish soup. Tsk tsk…That taste is sour and refreshing!”
"All, all of you?"
"Of course! Since they were already here, how could they not eat more?”
"That makes sense…"
"Right? How about this…I'll recommend a few more local dishes to you…"
Immediately after, Li Yu found a piece of paper from somewhere and wrote down nearly ten dishes on it.
"Well…it's almost done now.”Li Yu nodded in satisfaction.
“……”
"If you don't say anything, I'll take it that you agree. Bye.”
"B-Bye…"
Pa. He hung up the phone.
"Okay, let's call it a day."
The living room was silent because they had long been dumbfounded by what they had heard…
Was there such a thing?
Do you really think you're a hotel's food ordering staff? He was recommending delicious food to his customers!
Wait a minute...
It really wasn't you who did it!
At this moment, Teacher Huang, who had just finished showering, walked over with a refreshed expression. Seeing everyone's dazed expressions, she could not help but ask curiously,"What's wrong with you guys?"
"Teacher Huang, do you know?" You've been arranged clearly!
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