"Next, we went to Liao Province. One of them is called Da Lian Science and Technology, and the other is called Northeastern University in Shencheng.”
Qin Ming quickly switched between being funny and being serious. He did not make it seem like he was deliberately telling a joke to the students." When it comes to An Hui, there's a university called Hua Xia University of Science and Technology. It's a collaboration with the Chinese Academy of Sciences and has a very high rate of going overseas!”
Soon, Qin Ming finished introducing the thirty-four schools and the other four 985 schools. He began to explain the various subjects.
In particular, the cut-off points for each subject told everyone how to study.
Everyone listened very carefully, and some even took notes.
There were even other students who didn't remember Qin Ming's knowledge. They only remembered the jokes that Qin Ming told!
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"Math is the best way to pull points, but politics and English are not.”
Qin Ming pointed at the marks he wrote on the back and said,""There's no way to separate the scores for politics and English. For example, have you ever asked your seniors how many points they scored?”
The students who knew about it also nodded.
Qin Ming said seriously," It's very difficult for you to be below 60 or above 80 in politics. Do you think there are many people below 60? Very few. Below 50, even fewer. Take them all out and shoot them."
"Hahahaha!"
The audience also started laughing.
"Do you think you have the face to live if you scored less than 40 points in Chinese politics? If you did, I would have kissed my classmates.”Qin Ming himself shook his head and said: "This is a little difficult. You have to watch the news broadcast every day and give up the chance to earn five million yuan in your life. If you can surpass eighty in politics, then say that I can surpass ninety in politics! Your grandfather must be a member of the Red Army! Your grandma must be a red army of women!”
Qin Ming laughed." You have to have the genes. You should know that it's hard to get high marks in politics.”
"And when it comes to English, it's even harder to get a high score! Teacher, I can pass the 40 mark.”
"Teacher, if I can get a score of over 50, that's already not bad! Teacher, I can get more than 60 points. You did quite well! If I can get past seventy, you'll be awesome! Teacher, if I can score more than 80, you're awesome! Then I can get more than 90 points!"
Qin Ming suddenly stopped and pointed at the students in front of him." If any of you can score above 90, tell me. I'll buy you a stall at the Yanjing zoo. You can collect the entrance fee!" We'll buy tickets to visit. You go."
"In the next episode of Man and Nature, we'll be broadcasting you. Entering science means entering you. A new species has been born, and it's you!”
The students didn't expect Qin Ming to be so full of words. They even felt that it was quite rhythmic!
"Teacher Qin is too talented!"
"I've really never seen anyone who scored more than 90 points in English for the postgraduate entrance examination."
"If you see it, it might be in Man and Nature or Science, hahaha"
"Those are all weirdos!"
"This is too funny!"
"Just by listening, I roughly know how to learn!”
"Indeed, it was the right decision to come and listen to Teacher Qin's class!”
“......”
The students were also laughing and discussing among themselves. Those who were not very interested in the postgraduate entrance examination were even very curious about what kind of experience it was.
Qin Ming deliberately looked conflicted as he frowned and said,""And when it comes to mathematics, it's really pulling points! Why did he pull up the marks for Mathematics? Everyone has been studying mathematics since they were young. Have you noticed that mathematics has a very disgusting characteristic? You will find that this subject is really awesome, and those who can't do it really can't!”
"Hahahaha!"
"Have you seen people who can't do math in middle school and high school? She didn't know how to teach him, and she wanted to strangle him to death when she taught him a question!”
Qin Ming shrugged his shoulders," You've seen that kind of awesome guy before, right? The teacher didn't teach him, but he knew it. He knew what the teacher knew, and he knew what the teacher didn't! You will find that every time you take a math test, there will be a few animals who can get full marks!”
"Indeed." Those students also agreed with Qin Ming.
"That's why." Qin Ming changed the topic." Mathematics is really a drag. It's not just a few points, it's dozens of points. Do you know how many points you'll get for the last big question? Ten points!"
"Of course, politics and English also have 10-point questions. But you will realize that if you don't know how to answer politics, you can write whatever you want. If you don't know how to write English essays, you can copy reading comprehension questions. You can only f * cking write a solution!"
"Pa pa!!”
Those students were all clapping and clapping at Qin Ming's awesome stand-up comedy!
"I'm dying of laughter!"
"What the f * ck is this rhyme!"
"Teacher Qin is a genius!"
"It's such a pity not to do crosstalk!”
“......”
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