Qin Ming used the fastest method to let all the students know what these subjects were all about.
After saying this, Qin Ming held the podium with one hand and said,"Of course. Every year, students ask me, Teacher Qin, I want to take the postgraduate entrance examination, but I don't have any special traits. Firstly, my foundation isn't good. Secondly, I don't like to study. Thirdly, I want to go to a good school.”
"Hahahahaha!"
The students all laughed at Qin Ming's imitation.
Qin Ming couldn't help but laugh out loud as he continued to imitate the student,""Teacher, can someone like me get in?”
"Shameless!" Qin Ming scolded with a smile and turned around, saying,"Of course, this is still possible. Let me tell you, students, the postgraduate entrance examination is actually a process of a loser's comeback.”
"You seem to have people asking me every year, Teacher Qin, what is the postgraduate entrance examination?”
"I've summarized it in one sentence. The postgraduate entrance examination is a process of having an idiot become an awesome person through the postgraduate entrance examination and then acting tough.”
"Huh?"
Those who were still writing laughed.
Qin Ming looked at them and smiled,"You guys still don't believe me, look at those senior brothers and sisters who are in their fourth year. They are really like this. There are those who look like idiots, right?" He suddenly got into graduate school. If you were curious and asked him how he got in, he would start acting tough, right?”
The students laughed as they thought about it. It seemed that this was really the case!
"Your words are rough, but your reasoning isn't!"
"It's true. I've asked those who got into graduate school before to directly turn on their posturing mode!”
"Interesting!"
"There's that smell!"
"Listening to Teacher Qin's class is really full of jokes!”
"The process of turning from an idiot into a badass and then acting tough."
“......”
Qin Ming stopped smiling and looked at the students below."Actually, the postgraduate entrance examination is not about who has a better foundation or who works harder. If the postgraduate entrance examination is about who has a better foundation and works harder, then we Northeasterners don't have to take the postgraduate entrance examination.”
The teachers and students were curious.
Qin Ming waved his finger and said helplessly: "If it's a competition of foundation and hard work, who's going to take the exam? What Shan Dong people, He Nan people, can you beat them? You can't beat me!"
"Are the people of Shan Dong fierce? It was very fierce! The top province in China for postgraduate entrance exams was Shandong Province. If you searched online, all the awesome things related to postgraduate entrance exams were done by the people of Shandong Province.”
"What Postgraduate Spiritual School? Does everyone know which school is the Postgraduate Spiritual School?”
A student suddenly said,""Qu Manor!"
Qin Ming was surprised. He looked at the student who spoke." You really know? There was a school called the Qu Mansion Teacher's University! Why was it called a postgraduate divine school? It was said that the postgraduate entrance examination rate of this school had reached a terrifying 92.6%!”
"F * ck!"
A shocked voice sounded!
Qin Ming also smiled and said,"93 out of 100 people are taking the postgraduate entrance examination!" Can you take it? The military training instructor pulled you aside and asked you a question. If you say that I don't want to take the exam, the counselor will scold you directly. Get lost! If you don't take the postgraduate entrance exam, you won't be able to go to university! It was said that it was about to change its name to the Qu Residence Postgraduate University.”
"Hahahaha!"
After laughing, Qin Ming deliberately said in a conflicted manner,""And when it comes to He Nan, they are even more ferocious! His foundation was too good! He Nan's college entrance examination was especially difficult. How difficult was it?”
"Then what's going on? There are a million people taking the college entrance examination every year, and there is only one 211 Engineering University, which is Zheng University. If you want to take the college entrance examination in He Nan, the probability of you getting into a first-tier university is about 3.5%, and the probability of you getting into a second-tier university is about 12%!”
"So, students, let me tell you, if you have a Henan person by your side, you will be able to do it in the future.”Qin Ming intentionally paused for a moment and suddenly smiled,"Please cherish him!"
"Hahahaha!" Those students couldn't help but laugh at Qin Ming's expression.
Qin Ming smiled and said,"Look at how many people he killed to get to your side!" Am I right? They were all heroic figures back then!”
"Then you have to ask, they are so fierce, can I beat them?”Qin Ming suddenly pointed to the front and said seriously: "Classmate, it definitely won't be a problem! If you think of me when you're not confident, I can get into graduate school with my character, let alone you guys!”
"You guys might say that you're from University of Zheng and 211. What I want to say is that we're classmates with similar backgrounds.”
"I'm not afraid of losing face in the north. Do you know what my college entrance examination score was back then? I only got 488."
"Second tier?"
"One book!" Qin Ming saw that there was a cut-off point for the second tier university. Qin Ming said helplessly,"You can't blame me for this, because the college entrance examination in my place is more difficult. That year, the cut-off point for first-tier universities in the Black Province was 476, and the cut-off point for second-tier universities was 418.”
"I was quite beautiful at that time. After all, it was the best school in He Nan. I went to it happily. However, on the first day of school, I was agitated. I mean, our family is from the Black Province."
"Then he asked me the second question. Fellow villager, how many points did you get?”
Qin Ming's eyes narrowed slightly as he said this, and he had a very despicable smile on his face." When I heard it, it was such a sensitive question. Because I knew that He Nan's score was higher, I kept an eye out. I said, how did you score? He said I scored 609 points."
"Hahahaha!"
Qin Ming felt sorry for that classmate." This guy scored 120 points more than me and went to the same school and major as me. I felt sorry for him at that time. He even asked me what my score was. Do you think I dared to say it? If I say it, he will strangle me to death!"
"Pfft!"
"I told you I couldn't tell you. I forgot that two days later, another girl from Yun Nan came to our dormitory. Her score was even lower than mine!”
Qin Ming himself smiled and said," That guy got in after getting 450. We were together every day in university because I saw him. I saw confidence because the whole class was better than him."”
"Hahahahaha!"
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