"This is the place where the Fourth Prince dug yesterday?”
Although Li Tai didn't say anything, Li Shiming had a solution. He immediately called the palace maids and eunuchs over to investigate where Green Sparrow went and what she did yesterday.
" Yesterday, the Fourth Prince went into the kitchen and dug up the bottom of the pot. He asked for two taels of sulfur from the Imperial Academy of Medicine and even went to the toilet…"
Empress Zhangsun's personal palace maid, Little Lian, answered truthfully.
"Then what are we waiting for? Go and do your work!”Li Er urged, and everyone woke up from a dream. They split into three teams. One team went to scrape the bottom of the pot, one team went to the Imperial Academy of Medicine to weigh sulfur, and the other team…
"This thing is too smelly!" The two eunuchs held shovels in their hands and dug three feet into the ground. They dug up the soil beside the toilet and brought it to the tip of their noses. They almost vomited!
Li Er's expression slowly relaxed. Now he could basically confirm that his son had only used these three things yesterday to create gunpowder.
It seemed that as long as these three things were combined, they would become genuine gunpowder!
Hmph hmph, you brat, didn't you refuse to tell me? This time, you don't have to say anything. I've already researched it!
"Your Majesty, the Fourth Prince used this pot to boil urine yesterday…"
"Alright, do what Green Sparrow did yesterday!”Li Erlong was overjoyed." If you do it well, Zhen will reward you handsomely!”
The eunuchs hurriedly poured the old soil they had dug into the pot, added water, and started the fire. The air was immediately filled with a pungent smell.
"Are you stewing shit?" Li Tai's crisp voice came from outside the door. Li Shi Min glanced at him coldly.!
Li Tai casually threw a firecracker, causing the house to be filled with dirt. Before Li Er could do anything, he ran away!
"Green Sparrow, be good and don't make a scene. Mother will bring you to the imperial garden to row a boat, okay?”Seeing that this brat still dared to flirt, Empress Zhangsun hurriedly picked him up, pinched his little nose, and persuaded him.
"But Father and the others want to eat sh * t…"
Li Er's face turned green on the spot!
Endure, endure! It's just a joke, don't take it seriously!
However, Li Tai's next words almost angered Li Shiming!
"Eating sh * t is not a good habit…"
"Guanyin maidservant, immediately, immediately carry this brat away for zhen, the further the better!”
"Congratulations, host. You have succeeded in creating a demon. Li Shiming is furious at you. Master Fish Farming!"
Wow, this reward is good!
Empress Zhangsun carried the green sparrow and left the imperial kitchen, heading straight for the imperial garden.
At this moment, hundreds of flowers were blooming in the imperial garden, and the fragrance was assaulting the air. The eunuchs rowed a boat over, and Empress Zhangsun carried Li Tai onto the boat. She sat on the boat and enjoyed the scenery, feeling relaxed and happy.
Li Tai took out a lighter and firecrackers from his pocket, lit them, and threw them into the water.
Clang!
The surface of the water stirred up waves, and two small fish slipped under the lotus leaves.
Aiyo, what a bold little fish! He actually dared to escape!
Li Tai gritted his teeth and activated his Fish Master skill. He took out a bunch of firecrackers from his pocket, lit them up, and threw them into the water one by one!
"Green Sparrow, where did you get so many firecrackers?”Empress Zhangsun had already learned from her son that these things were called firecrackers. She remembered very clearly that the firecrackers in the backpack yesterday had all been taken away by the Emperor. Where did this kid get so many?
"Do it yourself and have ample food and clothing!" Li Tai muttered and took out a huge one from his pocket, giving Empress Zhangsun a fright!
"You, do you want to blow up the boat? You want both of us to feed the fish?" Empress Zhangsun was so frightened that her face turned pale. She hurriedly reached out to stop him, but Li Tai had already lit the firecrackers and thrown them into the water!
Boom!
The firecrackers exploded, raising a huge wave as high as a person. A few Golden-scaled Carps fell from the sky and landed in the cabin, making Empress Zhangsun dumbfounded!
Looking at the surface of the water again, a dense mass of dead fish had already floated up.
"Green Sparrow, this is your father's favorite Five Flower Crucian Carp…!”
" Congratulations to the host for successfully achieving underwater blasting. The reward is the title of Explosive Master…"
Before Empress Zhangsun could finish speaking, the green sparrow had already scooped up the dead fish one by one and placed them in the cabin." Mother, is this enough for a meal?!"”
"Hmm?" Empress Zhangsun was stunned. Could it be that this devilish brat wanted to be a fish?
" If it's not enough, I'll blow it up a little more…" As he spoke, he took out an extra-large firecracker from his pocket. Without a word, he lit it up and threw it into the water!
A loud noise shook Empress Zhangsun's ears, and the small boat was almost overturned by the huge waves. She hugged her son and hurriedly ordered the eunuchs to row back!
If he stayed any longer, this kid would definitely blow up the ship!
" Mother, look, this thing is called a grenade…" After getting ashore, Li Tai's playfulness didn't decrease. He took out a firecracker as big as the one before and showed it to Empress Zhangsun.
" You, you, you, you put this thing away immediately. It's too scary…" Empress Zhangsun was so scared that her face turned pale. She hurriedly grabbed the grenade from her son's hand and threw it into the water. She carried him back.
" Mother, fish, fish…" Li Tai was carried on her shoulder, clapping his small hands as he shouted!
"You're about to lose your life, yet you still call it a fish!”
When she passed by the imperial kitchen, a strong stench assaulted her face, making Empress Zhangsun almost vomit.
Her husband, Erlang, was still standing at the door of the imperial kitchen like a pillar, supervising the chefs to boil the toilet soil with a livid face.
Empress Zhangsun was stunned for a moment. Could it be that it was really as the green sparrow had said? They wanted to, wanted to…
Sigh, just thinking about it was disgusting!
"Sigh, Imperial Father is so silly. You can't make gunpowder like this!”Li Tai suddenly sighed and said slowly.
(I've written all this in one breath, but the data is too pitiful. I beg everyone to be pitiful. Give me some flowers and motivation. I beg!)）
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