Li Er clearly heard his son's sigh and knew that this brat intended to " give some pointers ". However, his dignity and pride as an emperor made him firmly reject the brat's goodwill. Without turning his head, he waved his hand and left!
As for his other hand…it was still covering his mouth and nose.
" This smell..." Empress Zhangsun looked at her husband's back and felt endless admiration for him. To be able to stand in such a fierce smell for an hour without changing his expression, my Erlang was indeed extraordinary!
However…
Don't even think about getting close to me tonight!
Li Tai helplessly looked at his father, who was determined to refine gunpowder from his sh * t, and shook his head.
Too stubborn!
He lay on his mother's shoulder and returned to the main hall.
Six hours later, when the water dried up and a black pancake-like thing appeared in the pot, Li Er knew that he had failed.
"Your Majesty, are you still refining?" The two chefs covered their noses with their sleeves and asked in fear.
" Uh..." Li Er's expression was uncertain.
The ingredients are right, and the method is also right. These two people have been working with the green sparrow yesterday, so they can be considered to have everything ready. However, why is it that the green sparrow can refine raw materials that are as crystalline as snow, but when it comes to me, it has become a black lump?
It had to be said that this thing really looked like a pile of old sh * t that had been accumulated for more than ten years…
'Ugh…'
The blow of failure caused Li Er's spirit to completely collapse. He could no longer stand the choking smell in the imperial kitchen. He turned around and ran outside. He held a large willow tree in his hand and vomited!
After vomiting, he felt much better. He took the handkerchief handed over by the eunuch and wiped his mouth. He wondered if he should ask the green sparrow for advice...
Don't joke around. It was clearly this one who rejected that kid just now, and now you're shamelessly begging that devilish brat. This one can't do such a thing!
I am an emperor with dignity!
I will never admit defeat!
"Let's go back to the Political Hall and find the green sparrow!”
For the first time in his life, Li Er was refused entry by Empress Zhangsun. It was not until he took three baths and changed into brand new clothes and socks that he was welcomed into the Hall of Political Affairs by Empress Zhangsun, who pinched his nose.
"Green Sparrow, are you still angry?" The smile on Li Er's face was almost rippling. He smiled with eight teeth and hugged his son.
"Imperial Father, don't worry. I won't tell you the secret recipe of gunpowder even if you beat me to death!”Li Tai pulled a long face and looked unhappy.
"That's more like it! That gunpowder technology is a military secret of the Great Tang. Wait a minute, what do you mean?”
Li Tai nodded vigorously." That's right, I can't say!”
" It doesn't matter if you don't want to say it. I already know the formula for gunpowder. It's nothing more than charcoal, sulfur, wall soil…" Li Er gritted his teeth in hatred. The green sparrow had always been obedient. Why had it become so lazy today?
However!
Children can't hide things in their hearts after all. As long as I play a little trick, I'll be able to get it out in no time!
Li Shi Min, if you can't even handle a child, you don't have to be the emperor anymore!
He swore in his heart!
"No, the third thing is sh * t!”The green sparrow suddenly said loudly. Li Eryi laughed.
Wait, something was wrong…
This little bastard is clearly mocking me!
Asking for a beating!
"Green Sparrow, as long as you tell Imperial Father the secret recipe for gunpowder, Imperial Father will give you whatever you want!”Li Er saw that the trick did not work, so he immediately put on a sugar-coated bullet in an attempt to corrode the green sparrow's weak and pure heart.
"I want to be the supervisor!"
Li Tai's words startled Li Shimin. A kid who hasn't even grown his hair and already wants to become an official?
"No, no, I want it!" Seeing Li Er's troubled expression, Li Tai hugged his neck and used his killing move. Acting cute!
"Alright, alright, alright. As long as you hand over the recipe, I'll let you become the general supervisor's disciple…What, you want to be the general supervisor? Nonsense, you're not even three pieces of tofu tall, and you want to be the general supervisor…"
"Erlang, the green sparrow was just acting on a whim. Just give in to him this time!”Seeing the father and son arguing, Empress Zhangsun smiled and helped her son.
"Alright, I'll get Yan Lide to give him a small room alone and let him do whatever he wants!”
Ding!" Congratulations to the host for successfully creating a demon. You have been awarded the position of a general supervisor. You have been rewarded with a manual of Heavenly Craftsmanship..."
Li Er secretly smiled. Kid, you finally fell for the trap. As long as you enter the prison, I don't believe you can still keep the secret of gunpowder!
"Thank you, Imperial Father!" Li Tai hugged Li Er's neck and was about to kiss him when he suddenly smelled a strong smell. He curled his lips in disgust and jumped out of Li Er's arms." Father stinks!"”
" Hehe..." Li Er rubbed his hand against his hair and sniffed it. His face immediately revealed a bitter expression.
This smell…
Thinking back to the heroic feat of leading a group of people to stew sh * t…
How embarrassing!
" These fish look familiar..." During lunch, Li Er looked at the fish on the plate and felt that they looked familiar.
"It's the Five-Flower Crucian Carp that I raised! One hundred taels of gold for one!"
"Green Sparrow, get in here!"
Li Er's angry roar could still be heard from afar. Li Tai stuck out his tongue and ran away without a trace.
The two brothers, Yan Liben and Yan Lide, widened their eyes as they watched Fourth Prince Li Tai walk into the room with his hands behind his back like a leader inspecting. They didn't know what to say.
"So simple!" Li Tai smacked his lips with a look of disdain.
The two brothers were dumbfounded.
Rudimentary?
This place has the most skilled craftsmen of the Great Tang and the best equipment.
"Greetings, Your Majesty!"
Li Er followed him, and the two brothers hurriedly greeted him.
"Forget it!" Li Er waved his hand and looked at his son, who was pacing in circles with his hands behind his back. He lowered his voice and said," Do you know the secret recipe of gunpowder?”
The two of them hurriedly nodded. It turned out that the Emperor had been tormenting until now, but still hadn't taken out the gunpowder formula from the Fourth Prince's mouth!
When Li Tai saw the three of them whispering to each other, he curled his lips. There was no good word to say behind my back. They must be trying to trick me!
Hmph hmph, Yours Truly will not fall for it!
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