" I'm not a crosstalk performer," Guo Qilin said arrogantly." Look at my bearing!"”He patted his chest." You should know just by looking at my temperament. It's me."”He pulled up his pants indecently and made a big move." Can't you tell that I'm a scholar?”
Ye Tian glanced at him." I really didn't see it coming. Is this how scholars behave? And why did you pat your chest and pull up your pants? Besides, this title was given by everyone, not by himself.”
Guo Qilin laughed," Teacher Ye is teaching me again. I'm always able to learn a lot of knowledge when I'm with Teacher Ye. This is all wealth! It's equivalent to me getting a lot of money from Teacher Ye.”
Ye Tian said,"You're welcome."”
Guo Qilin continued," You guys don't know. Teacher Ye is really fashionable. He knows everything about the latest electronic products and high-tech! For example, Weibo, which is very popular now."
"I started using it quite early." Ye Tian said.
Guo Qilin: " When Weibo first came out a few years ago, everyone didn't know what it was for, so they were very resistant to it. Humans would resist external things. However, Teacher Ye told us that Weibo was really useful.”
"There was once when Teacher Ye finished filming and went to rest in the house. She happily took out her phone to take a photo of Weibo and put the mineral water she had just bought on the table. In the end, when she raised her head to drink water, the mineral water was gone.”
Ye Tian laughed." Heh, I'm popular, so no one treats me as an outsider.”
Guo Qilin: " Teacher Ye isn't angry either. The main thing is that he doesn't know who took it. He's focused on playing Weibo. Who has the time to care about that!?" Therefore, Teacher Ye simply posted on Weibo: 'I don't say it, but it doesn't mean I don't know.'”
Ye Tian grunted,"I was just trying to trick that person out."”
Guo Qilin continued," Guess what happened. Five minutes later, Boss Yang sent him a text message. If you know, then you know. What can you do?”
When this burden was thrown out, everyone laughed out loud. Only Boss Yang lowered his head with a blush.
The audience in the live broadcast room laughed like crazy.
"Hahaha, this is too funny."
"Boss Yang will become a meme in the future.”
"Guo Qilin's mouth is too mean.”
"This is called a son inheriting his father's business!"
"Ye Tian's praise is also very good!"
"Haha, let's continue watching. I feel like I've gained a lot today.”
……
Ye Tian rolled his eyes." Alright, I'm using Weibo as a tool to solve cases. So that's what Weibo is for?"”
Guo Qilin continued," This is the importance of Weibo. A few years ago, before Weibo became popular, what would I do if I wanted to see what Teacher Ye was doing recently?" We can only go to Teacher Ye's customers.”
"Wait, shut up." "That's called a blog!" Ye Tian hurriedly replied.”
" Oh, a blog," Guo Qilin said." There are a lot of people…clicking on him."”
Ye Tian smiled coldly." Then tell them that I won't come out."”
Guo Qilin was stunned." Then what do you rely on to make a living?”
"I'm not talking about this." Ye Tian said.”
"What's that?" Guo Qilin asked. Pick you?"
"What do you mean by counting me!" Ye Tian explained," That's called clicking."
Guo Qilin slapped his forehead and said in realization,""This is the first time I know that ordering you…is the same as ordering chicken.”
This burden made everyone burst into laughter again.
Ye Tian continued to explain: " Why is your brain always thinking in the dark? That's the click rate.”
Guo Qilin: You're even green?"
His younger sister was already cramping up from laughing." Hahahaha."
Ye Tian: ”
Guo Qilin: " Anyway, that's what it means. In short, Teacher Ye is more fashionable than us. He became famous earlier and earned money earlier. I remember that Teacher Ye was endorsing a company's product at that time and did a big favor for the company's image.”
Ye Tian hurriedly corrected him: " What image? They're called ambassadors."”
"Oh." "But what's the difference?" asked Guo Qilin. You can't be unreasonable just because you're handsome! Poop? Big sh * t? Are you talking about the texture or the feel?”
Ye Tian was helpless." Why are you so disgusting? That's what they call you."”
"Alright, we'll do as Teacher Ye says." Guo Qilin said. Anyway, Teacher Ye was very capable. He had acted in commercials, television dramas, and even movies.”
Ye Tian's expression finally lightened a little.”
Guo Qilin started to think hard," Teacher Ye's first movie was called…what was it called again? Oh! Oh right, it's called 'Widows'."
Ye Tian was stunned again." A widow? I'm playing a widow?"
"No, you're playing the role of a widow's husband.”Guo Qilin said.
Ye Tian asked, confused,"So I'm playing a dead person?"”
Guo Qilin: " This movie is mainly about a widow. After her husband dies, she struggles and inspires herself. In short, it's a very positive movie.”
Ye Tian was startled." So I wasn't inside?"”
Guo Qilin said," Of course there's you. You're the husband. Without a husband, how could she become a widow?" Wasn't it because you died early? There was a scene of you. It was the beginning, the part where you went to the grave. There's a photo of you on the grave."
Ye Tian was speechless.
The few people beside him couldn't hold back their laughter and started clapping.
The applause went silent after a while.
Guo Qilin said," Everyone, don't clap. If you really want to support us, just give us money!"”
"You should have some dignity!" Ye Tian covered his face.
"Alright, let's get down to business," said Guo Qilin. The first movie in Teacher Ye's life was the first one. This second movie was amazing. Teacher Ye was the male lead.”
Ye Tian was overjoyed." The male lead?"
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