Guo Qilin nodded." That's right. This movie is called 'Mill'. It's about the protagonist dragging a millstone around the world.”
"Lamo?" Then wouldn't I be a donkey? Why would I travel around the world? I'm just going around in circles. Turn around and curse you?"
Guo Qilin changed the topic," What made Teacher Ye famous was the third movie,'Zhang Ergou's Brutal Murder of His Father's Urgent Revenge Massacre'.”
Ye Tian rolled his eyes.”
Guo Qilin: " The name of this movie is long, but there's a lot of content. Zhang Ergou was a bad boy who killed his father. When the police investigated the case, Teacher Ye's first scene was to open the coffin lid.”
"So I'm still acting as a dead man, sealed in a coffin."”
Guo Qilin: " It's alright. If you look at your hands, acquaintances can still recognize you."”
Ye Tian: ”
Puff! Hahahaha!
Everyone was laughing like crazy. This guy was too funny.
In the live broadcast room, bullet comments.
"Ye Tian wrote this crosstalk himself? Why is it so funny? This is too f * cking funny. I'm laughing so hard that my stomach hurts. I can't take it anymore, hahahahaha…"
"This crosstalk is well written and well acted. Has Ye Tian really not received any professional training?”
"I'm curious!"
"Curiosity 1!"
On Weibo, Guo Qilin's father had also posted on Weibo. It seemed that he was also paying attention to his son's movements." This crosstalk can't be written without a certain level of skill. I've also carefully observed Ye Tian's performance. It really surprised me." To be honest, even if my partner, Teacher Yu, were to go on stage, he would probably only be at this level. From the looks of it, my son is actually dragging down this crosstalk.”
The fans immediately saw this Weibo post.
"Even Ms. Hunt has come out to give a speech!”
"Since Teacher Guo thinks so highly of Ye Tian, it looks like Ye Tian can start doing crosstalk instead of acting in the future.”
"Hahaha, Ye Tian can be a singer if he doesn't want to be an actor, a firefighter if he doesn't want to be a singer, and a crosstalk if he doesn't want to be a firefighter. I won't starve to death no matter what!"
" Decathlon Ye Xiaotian!"
……
The mushroom house was also filled with laughter.
Guo Qilin: " I have to learn from you and pay my respects to you. You're my role model, my weather indicator. As the old saying goes,'Green hills outside the mountains, green buildings outside the pavilion'.”
Ye Tian quickly stopped him." No, why do you keep saying the wrong thing? It's the Green Mountain Tower outside the mountain."”
Guo Qilin widened his eyes and looked at him. There's a brothel outside?"
Ye Tian was speechless." Why do you have such a dirty mind? It's just a building outside the building. It has nothing to do with brothels."”
Guo Qilin could only nod." The mountains are beyond the mountains, and the buildings are beyond the buildings. A capable person has someone behind him!"”
"There's someone capable," Ye Tian sighed.
"Nay!" Guo Qilin said. He was a northerner to begin with, so when he said this word, it was as if he was a native.
Ye Tian: They are capable people, but you are a scholar. What are you researching all day?”
Guo Qilin said," I also study crosstalk. I've been studying it since I was young.”
Ye Tian said,"It's good to study this."”
Guo Qilin said," Crosstalk is the simplest form of art, but it's not easy to perform it well. Usually, when we have nothing to do, we will study the language. When the whiskers are electric, the characters are high and low. We have to study how the words will be effective and how there will be contradictions.”
"Is this art?" Ye Tian asked.
Guo Qilin: " For example, you can say the simplest, like you're here, sit down, drink some water, and say goodbye. There's always a line at the end that makes you feel very close.”
Ye Tian nodded.
Guo Qilin: " It would be ridiculous if we didn't have this."”
"Is it not good?" Ye Tian asked curiously.”
Guo Qilin suddenly shouted,"You!" Sit down! Drink some water! Goodbye!"
"Aiyo, my mother, you're scaring others again.”Ye Tian said.
After a long time, Ye Tian gave Guo Qilin a look. It was about time to end.
"Since you claim to be a scholar, what works do you have? If there's anything, read it to everyone." Ye Tian said.
" Alright," Guo Qilin said." Since you're encouraging me, I'll read it to you."”
Ye Tian shrugged.
"I'm counting down to the ninth day of winter, waiting for the morning sun," Guo Qilin said.”
"In the middle of the night, looking forward to the spring."
"I hope I can win an award for acting."
"I'm looking forward to my death when I do crosstalk."
" That's right," Ye Tian said." How about you write another couplet for me and my boss?"”
"Sure." Guo Qilin smiled.
Ye Tian was amused." Then what's the first half?"”
Guo Qilin replied without hesitation,"A warrior's style is still the same!"”
Ye Tian asked,"What about the second half?" Where's my boss?"
Guo Qilin smiled and said,"... I'm eighteen!”
Teacher Huang and the others burst out laughing." Hahahahaha."
Ye Tian rolled his eyes.”
"Beauty and wild…" Guo Qilin said casually.
Before the word " beast " could come out, Guo Qilin was pushed away by Ye Tian." Nonsense!”
The crosstalk ended.
Ye Tian and Guo Qilin exchanged a glance and smiled, standing up straight and bowing.
Then, a round of applause rang out in the mushroom house.
Everyone stood up.
Ye Tian's younger sister rushed forward and gave him a bear hug.
Teacher He raised his thumb and praised,"Awesome! It's really great!"
Ms. Huang was also grinning from ear to ear." The two of you said it so well that my stomach hurts from laughing.”
"You flatter me." Ye Tian said humbly.
Sha Yi, Zhou Xun, and Peach Blossom were all clapping hard to express their admiration.
The entire arena exploded!
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