"Chi chi chi…"
Flames were burning on the ice island. This was a rare scene.
In the end, Di Yan still couldn't find a suitable pot.
Helplessly, he could only barbeque.
"It has been a long time since I last used the Grand Fire Extinguisher…It was almost burnt."
"Speaking of which, why is my Shura Eye only three magatama?”
"What a f * cking headache…"
"How much nutrition does this need…"
Di Yan was eating in big mouthfuls, and the corners of his handsome mouth were stained with oil.
She did not know how his stomach could withstand the pressure that people of his age should not be able to withstand.
Anyway...
When he was only left with a whale skeleton, his belly only bulged a little, as if he was pregnant for six months.
"Ah…"
"How blissful…"
Di Yan lay comfortably on the ice and squinted his eyes.
"Are you full?"
"It's time to kill…"
"I have a bad memory. I'm really not a vengeful person."
"F * ck you, Hydra!"
"I'm going to shove Pierce's head into his ass and ask him if he stinks!”
"I hope his body's flexibility can be as excellent as mine."
Di Yan muttered and instantly jumped up from the ground. His tail instantly wrapped around his waist, and his index and middle fingers were put together and placed between his eyebrows.
Then…
He willed it!
"Swoosh!"
"Swoosh!"
"Pfft…"
His head instantly appeared tens of thousands of kilometers away. His body also appeared tens of thousands of kilometers away.
This wasn't nonsense…
Instead…His head and body…They were heading in a different direction!
"Aiyo, f * ck! Where's my body? Where's my body?!"
Di Yan shouted, then rolled his eyes and fell down.
In another direction…The headless body was stunned for a moment, then spread its hands, looking very innocent. However, after three or four seconds, it lost its ability to stay in the air and fell directly into the deep sea.
......
Did anyone see my head?
'I'm sorry…' Did anyone see my head?
I lost my head…
As he fell, Di Yan's hands kept gesturing until he was submerged in the sea.
Middle East----
An iron man was killing everyone, detonating his own missiles to blow up the base. It looked like love.
"Activate Flame Spray! Activate! Activate!"
Chi chi chi!
Like a rocket, the Mark I, which was made of scrap metal from the missile, took off in a magnificent manner.
Clang...
"Ouch... What hit me?"
Tony Stark subconsciously caught it with both hands. When he looked at it, the corners of his mouth instantly twitched.
A head…??
One... A man's head?
This fellow…He's so handsome. Did a bomb blow his head off? It didn't seem like it... The surface was so smooth…Beheaded?
She looked unfamiliar…
Were there Asians in this base?
"Chi chi chi…Hiss..."
The Mark I trembled in the air and then lost its momentum, falling down.
"F * ck! I'm going to fall badly this time!"
Tony screamed. His first flight was not a pleasant experience.
"Hey, sh * t, before you fell, did you see my body? I can't find my body!" The head in Stark's hand suddenly asked.
“？？？”
"Damn it!"
Tony's face turned pale. Before he could say what he was thinking, his body had already fallen to the ground, and all his armor instantly disintegrated.
The words that he originally wanted to say…She almost bit her tongue and didn't say anything.
"Cough cough…"
The impact of the distance almost made Tony Stark faint. However, he couldn't faint here. This place was too close to the base of the Ten Rings Gang. If he fainted, there might be pursuers or fish that escaped the net.
Biting the tip of his tongue, Tony immediately woke up. He swung his arms and covered his mouth and nose with his collar. The huge pursuit had caused dust to fly around him. If he did not inhale it into his respiratory tract, he might suffocate to death because of this small sandstorm.
"Just now…Is it an illusion?"
"I actually saw a human head that can talk?”
"Simply unreasonable!"
Tony got up from the ground. He thought that his brain was still not completely awake, or that he was a little crazy from the one month of confinement.
Although he did not think that there was anything wrong with his mind.
But...
Then how could he explain that head…
Heads…?
Heads!
The thought came to an abrupt end because Tony could clearly see... A human head was floating in front of him, swaying up and down.
"Gulp…"
Tony swallowed hard. Perhaps it was because the hot weather made him a little dehydrated, or perhaps... The more direct reason was that the scene in front of him made him a little crazy.
"Oh my god…"
"God is definitely joking with me."
"A living…It would float…Heads?"
"Aliens? Mutant? Inhumans? Could it be…Is it a ghost?"
" I've come to hell???"
Tony was speechless. For a moment, his smart brain…It was down.
" Hey, big piece of sh * t???"
"Did you hit yourself silly?"
Di Yan frowned.
Tony's eyes twitched, but he quickly returned to normal. Then, he asked tentatively,""You are…Mutant? The X-Men? Are you here to save me?"
"Don't worry, I have absolutely nothing to do with that gay guy." Di Yan rolled his eyes.
"His head should be as bright as a moon now. I hate bald heads!”
"But his telepathy and mind control are pretty good. I'll turn him into my little chocolate sooner or later."
"By the way, did you see my body just now? I seem to have lost him."
Tony Stark was speechless.
Someone come quickly…There was a chatterbox here!
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