Arctic Ocean-
"Coulson, did you hear that?”Agent Hill frowned in confusion and looked at the ice in the distance.
Phil Coulson looked at the ice in the distance in confusion, his intelligent eyes flashing with surprise.
At this moment…They were in the midst of Captain America's excavation.
uh...
S.H.I.E.L.D. found an old popsicle that had been frozen for 70 years in the Arctic Ocean.
"Sir! He received a wireless report that a headless corpse had suddenly fallen beside the captain!!! It looked like someone had thrown it from the plane!”
"Plane?" Coulson's eyes flashed with doubt.
It was impossible for an unknown plane to appear in this area! Especially under the eyes of S.H.I.E.L.D.!
He immediately jogged forward.
In the ice zone of the seabed.
"Luo Dadun! Luo Dadun! Do you see my big brain? I lost my mind!"
"Oh... Sorry, you haven't woken up yet."
Di Yan's hands were still gesturing with hand signs.。。
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"Hey, STOP. May I ask who you are?”Tony Stark interrupted Diyan's chatter. The corners of his eyes twitched as he looked at the person in front of him warily... Or rather, heads.
"What is it? Didn't your father tell you?"
"Walter? You know my father?"
The two of them stared at each other in confusion.
" Sigh, I should have known. Howard, that rascal, is an ungrateful fellow." Diyan shook his head with a face full of resentment.
Tony narrowed his eyes and looked at the head in front of him. He felt very strange.
This was a very strange visual contrast. Rather than saying that he shook his head, it was more accurate to say that his head swayed left and right. After all, he did not have a neck.
However, after the initial surprise, Tony quickly accepted the fact.
What made him even more curious was indeed…The head in front of him…It seemed to be related to his father.
"Although I really want to admit that you slandered my father, in my impression, even if he is not good in every way, but... " As for the ingratitude you mentioned, I still deny it," Tony Stark said as he patted the dust off his butt and sat down on the sand.
After resolving the life and death situation, Tony began to develop a great curiosity about the head in front of him. At the same time, he also developed an indescribable interest in people with superpowers.
"He's not considered ungrateful?”Di Yan rolled his eyes in anger.
"Do you know that I was the one who broke his virginity?”
Tony Stark was speechless.
It was clearly a scorching summer day in the desert…But for some reason…Tony's weak heart still felt a chill.
He had to admit…
There was too much information in this dead man's words. Even Tony could not accept it in an instant.
"My father…Are you GAY?"
"What is it? No, I mean, I was the one who brought her to a prostitute, even though he paid for it.”
" Howard used to be a depressed bookworm. I'm not proud to say that some of his outstanding qualities were deeply influenced by me."
"When I first met him, he was still a child who did not know what an old man's cart was. Sigh... I didn't expect him to become so heartless. He actually didn't tell you anything about me!”
Tony was speechless.
"In that case…You've lived for at least a hundred years, and... Or mine...?" Tony narrowed his eyes.
" Yes, that's right. I'm your uncle." Diyan nodded seriously.
Then, he pursed his lips and a trace of doubt flashed across his eyes. He asked in puzzlement,"You said Howard didn't dare tell you anything about me... Are you really worried that I'm your biological father?”
Tony: "??"
What the f * ck is this again!
Tony's face darkened, but before he could ask, Diyan continued.
"When I was young, your mother was infatuated with me. To be honest, I can understand. After all, it's normal for an existence like me to be infatuated with others. But I'm really not interested in your mother because her chest is too flat."
"By the way, did you have enough milk when you were young?”
"Needless to say! I knew it wasn't enough! Otherwise, you wouldn't be so skinny. Look at you, you're so skinny. It's obvious that you haven't had enough to eat."
"Don't worry, I'll bring you to eat whales later. After that, we'll find a few beautiful sisters to chat with."
"I just ate it. The whale tastes good, but I forgot to sprinkle cumin when I barbecued it because I don't have cumin."
"Sigh, I can't…My body is gone now, dear nephew. I might not be able to happily find a prostitute with you."
"But don't worry, I'll watch and encourage you. I'll also teach you a few ultimate moves, the kind that's very good and powerful."
"Oh... Right, what was I about to say? Oh right, Howard that brat is really petty. He might be secretly thinking about my relationship with your mother."
"But don't worry, your mother and I are innocent. I don't like her, so you must be Howard's biological son. You don't have to worry about this. I've always been your good uncle."
Tony Stark was speechless.
At this moment, Tony's face was dull. His brain, which surpassed that of a genius, had once again shut down. After a long while, he sized up the human head in front of him with a deeper meaning. Then, he wanted to say something... However, he still obediently shut his mouth and had no way to say anything.
I...
There's a reason why I'm so skinny! If it were you, I'd let you stay in this godforsaken place for nearly two months and eat garbage that smells like engine oil every day!
He even ate whales! Barbecue! He even sprinkled cumin!
You even taught me a few ultimate skills!
Shete!
This person must have come out of a mental hospital!!!
One had a mental problem! No! It was a mutated human with a huge mental problem!!!
Looking at Tony Stark who was silent, Diyan exclaimed,""Logically speaking, aren't you supposed to be a playboy? Why are you as dull as your father? Could it be that the comic book I read was fake?”
Tony was speechless.
What nonsense was this lunatic talking about?
What the hell was this about comic books again?
Shete…
Why should I think about these meaningless things?
He couldn't believe a single word that lunatic said!!!
Tony Stark sighed and looked around.
He had placed his hopes on this dead man to escape from this desert. After all, he was an esper.
It was a mysterious existence to ordinary people.
But now, it seemed that he could not count on this kill. He still had to rely on himself!
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