Dharma Name: Zhi Zang, Becoming a Monk Online!
"Every year on April 8th?"
Hearing this sudden voice, everyone was stunned.
Then, they all had an expression of understanding.
Shen Fei was really dumbfounded.
Hey, can you not look like you're suddenly enlightened when you're doing a brain teaser at the kindergarten level?
Everyone looked in the direction of the voice and realized that the genius who solved this century's problem was Shen Fei, who was almost kicked out.
"Amazing!"
Yuan Xiaoyu and Fang Qiuwan looked at Shen Fei with admiration.
"Erm…Could there really be an intelligence reducing buff that I don't know about?"”
At this moment, Shen Fei lost some of his confidence.
"No way, no way! No one could answer such a question?？”
"Previous poster, don't make it sound like you've answered it!”
"What should we do? Shen Fei, this demon, is actually the human dog head that the host said has a fate with Buddha."
"Could it be that this Buddha also committed some sins in his previous life? It's funny!"
"Hahaha, what the f * ck! Quick, let me see the host's expression!”
At the request of the audience in the live broadcast room, the camera turned and Master Yan Qing appeared on the screen.
After realizing that the one who answered the question was actually Shen Fei.
Yan Qing suddenly looked as if he had eaten a fly. Blue and thin!
Shen Fei grinned at him with an expression like that of Aimusorui.
Even though he was extremely unwilling, Yan Qing still gritted his teeth and let Shen Fei receive the baptism.
"Washing your hands? Should he wash it like this? Was there any particular point? How do I wash it? Should he start from his fingers or wrist? Should he focus on the gaps between his fingers? By the way, do you have hand sanitizer? If I don't have hand sanitizer, I'll get a bottle of Libai that won't hurt my hands!”
0.0！
F * ck!
I'm really kneeling to you!
Hearing Shen Fei's words, the audience members with bad hearts all staggered.
Fang Qiuwan looked as if she had seen a ghost. Her mouth was slightly agape, and she was really dumbfounded.
Yuan Xiaoyu lowered her head, afraid that others would find out that she was in cahoots with Shen Fei.
"Elder Yuan?"
"Don't ask me, I don't know anything. I'm not familiar with this guy!”
Hearing Fang Nan's words, Elder Yuan looked down and silently recited the Diamond Sutra in his heart.
The audience in the live broadcast room was in a frenzy.
" Hahaha, you're too showy. Why the f * ck are you covering your face with your hands?"
"Shen Fei's karma can't be washed clean with a basin of water!”
"Hahaha, host, if you continue to be like this, Buddha will be scared to tears by you!!”
Despair!
Yan Qing closed his eyes and let out a long breath.
Then, he patiently explained to Shen Fei,"Don't worry about the form! It's fine as long as it means it!"
"Oh, alright!"
Hearing Yan Qing's words, Shen Fei didn't say anything more and washed his hands in the basin.
Then, he returned to his seat.
After sorting out his emotions, Master Yan Qing said,""Next is the second question. Buddha traveled around the world and discovered that in the Far West, there was a creature that looked like a cat but looked like a tiger.”
"Far West? Did he look like a tiger or a cat? Is there such a creature?"
Hearing Master Yan Qing's words, everyone was confused again.
"Could it be a leopard?"
Yuan Xiaoyu and Fang Qiuwan discussed.
"I don't think so. A leopard is much bigger than a cat, and it doesn't look like a tiger!”
"Hey, could it be a lynx?"
"Lynx looks like a cat, not a tiger!"
"What is that…? And it was in the Far West…Eh? Is there a Far West on Earth?"
Shen Fei was speechless.
Hearing the two girls 'conversation, Shen Fei was truly dumbfounded.
How did the two of you grow to be so intelligent?
Seeing that everyone could not answer, Shen Fei was somewhat speechless.
He felt a sense of loneliness rising from the bottom of his heart.
Shen Fei let out a long sigh.
Then, he said in a clear voice,"A creature that looks like a cat and a tiger, Xiao Naofu!"”
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Hmm…Xiao Naofu?
I lost ~
Hearing Shen Fei's words, Yuan Xiaoyu and Fang Qiuwan widened their eyes.
"Little…Ah, why didn't I think of that!”
Yuan Xiaoyu patted her own head, seemingly dissatisfied with her own slowness.
"F * ck? Xiao Naofu? If you continue to act cute, I'm going to punch your chest with my little fists! Sob, sob, sob ~"
"Ugh ~"
"Hahaha, Xiao Naofu, why do I feel like the streamer is a little crazy today?"
"Shen Fei, this dog, actually has such a Buddhist nature. Do you dare to believe it?”
"Hahaha, I'm afraid that Master Yan Qing is going to force Shen Fei to stay in Lingyun Temple and shave his head to become a monk. It's funny!"
" Quick, gather Dharma names online. I'll go first. How about the name 'Dog-Head' from Zhi Zang?"
"Hahahaha, I'll laugh like a pig in class! Zhi Zang, oh my god, what a perfect match!"
…….
Yan Qing pursed his lips when he realized that Shen Fei was the one who answered.
She didn't even want to say anything.
Shen Fei walked to the basin and looked inside. Suddenly, he asked Yan Qing,"Master, can you give me another basin of water? This basin of water has just been washed. It's dirty!"
Ang?
Shen Fei's words made everyone dumbfounded.
Do you really think I'm asking you to wash your hands?
Changing the basin of water…How could he say such cruel words?
Emmmm……
"Sigh ~"
As for Shen Fei, there was nothing he could do about it.
"I'm not changing the water. I can wash it or not!"
"What kind of service attitude is that!"
Hearing Yan Qing's words, Shen Fei muttered in a low voice with some dissatisfaction.
His voice was clearly heard by everyone.
It was like the sound of a palm tree, causing everyone to buzz.
Yan Qing's face instantly turned red with anger.
However, a wave of heart-clearing incantations suddenly rang out at the scene.
"Amitabha!"
Under the baptism of Sanskrit, Yan Qing's agitated emotions gradually calmed down.
Seeing that the other party still did not go berserk, Shen Fei sighed helplessly.
He dipped his hand into the water and returned to his seat.
He glared at Shen Fei and acted as if he was cleaning up the crowd.
He was truly helpless against their disappointment.
"The third question, before Buddha became Buddha, he had an accident and his head was injured. During that time, how did Buddha sleep?”
Yan Qing had just finished speaking.
As Shen Fei expected, everyone covered the back of their heads.
"My God, are your brains really just for decoration?”
Shen Fei let out a desperate roar in his heart.
Yuan Xiaoyu and Fang Qiuwan didn't do anything this time.
She just looked at Shen Fei quietly.
"Why are you looking at me?"
Shen Fei had goosebumps all over his body from their staring.
"We were wondering how you would sleep if the back of your head was injured!" Yuan Xiaoyu explained.”
"Oh…"
"Can you guys get to the main point? Was the focus of this question the back of his head?”
"Isn't that so? Could it be…"
"Ah, I know!"
Fang Qiuwan exclaimed.
Shen Fei immediately looked at her expectantly.
"The main point is Buddha, right?"
Bang ~
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