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"Eat slowly. Can you not eat so much?”

Chu Zihang broke off a big rabbit leg and drank a few mouthfuls of chicken soup before giving the rest of the rabbit meat to the pig.

However, the pig's silly eating manner was too silly. It lay on the ground and ate crazily. There was even a standard 'silly' smile on its face, which made him unable to stand it anymore.

However, this became everyone's best appetizer video!

"Piggy is too cute!"

"You won't believe me, but I can't even eat as well as a pig.”

"Scumbag, do you still lack pigs? The kind who's currently in university!"

"I can't take it anymore. I'll eat some cat food to fill my stomach!”

“……”

While the wild boar was eating the rabbit, Chu Zihang thought of his beast taming skills.

Now that his skill had been upgraded to Level 3, he did not know if he could tame this Wild Boar King.

Chu Zihang did as he thought. While stroking the wild boar's back, he threw out the beast taming skill.

The Wild Boar King was slightly stunned. It seemed that it was about to succeed, but it shook its head again and looked at Chu Zihang strangely. Then, it went back to eating the fragrant rabbit meat.

Chu Zihang could feel the wild boar king's intentions. It was not that it was resisting being tamed, but the nature of a wild beast made it unwilling to be tamed by someone weaker than it. Eating alone could not conquer it.

Chu Zihang was not too disappointed.

In the future, when the skill level was high, it might be possible.

After Chu Zihang finished eating, he poured some water from the plastic bag and washed his greasy hands and mouth.

Du Yusi's official post: " Thank you for your use, Scumbag Master. I'm here to watch!"”

Du Yusi's official website was very good at making things happen. After the announcement on Weibo, they immediately came to the live broadcast room to advertise.

10 shots of Super Fire took off, and he tipped her 20,000 yuan to get familiar with her.

"Cough! Was it that little? In order to promote your products, I've racked my brains.”Zhang Keer said with a rosy face. She was a girl, so it was really embarrassing for her to say this.

However, in order to earn more money for the scumbag, and at the same time, she could drink more soup, so she went all out.

Du Yusi's official post: " As long as you can think of other ways to use the plastic bag, our company will reward you with 1 million yuan for every idea you come up with. There's no upper limit! As long as the scumbag master dares to think, we will dare to give it to him!”

" I see. I suspect that you guys might go bankrupt."

Zhang Keer said confidently.

"Then we welcome you to bankrupt us. We also want to know how to use plastic bags.”

Du Yusi said confidently.

A plastic bag was used as a container and a lens. What else could it do?

Yes, of course.

But other than this, what else could he do?

……

Not long after, the pig was finally full. It ate up all the rabbit meat and even bit the bones into pieces and swallowed them.

The satisfied smile on her face made everyone in the live broadcast room smile like 'aunty' and 'uncle'.

The era where one could be satisfied with a little delicious food was really too nostalgic.

After the Wild Boar King finished eating, it let out a greasy burp and ran away without even saying goodbye to Chu Zihang.

"Alright, you're really something. You just left after eating? Is this what you mean by making friends?"

The corners of Chu Zihang's mouth twitched. His heart ached a little for his rabbit.。。

He gave it such delicious food, and it treated him like this.

What a white-eyed pig.

Chu Zihang shook his head. Fortunately, he was an optimistic person and didn't really care.

He had nothing to do.

Chu Zihang nimbly climbed onto the hammock and lay down to look at the stars in the sky.

Today was a fulfilling day. He ate well and slept soundly. He really liked the wilderness.

However, his current standard was clearly not satisfactory. His quality of life was too poor. He could not get anything he wanted. It was not up to standard at all.

It seemed that he had to work harder tomorrow. In order to improve his quality of life, he had to get some tools.

Today, he would sleep first…

However, when it came to sleeping, Chu Zihang suddenly felt that something was wrong. In the past, he would fall asleep as soon as he fell asleep. Why couldn't he fall asleep today?

"Hai, I can't sleep either. I'm the same. If I don't have sex before I sleep, I won't feel good all over.”

" 1!"

"Hey, do you guys think that if I use a plastic bag to do it, does that count as a use?”

"Damn it! The person above is a genius! This definitely counts, right? Du Yusi Official (River Crab Happens, I understand what I know, and I can understand even if I don't)"

"If it counts, then doesn't that mean one shot costs a million? The most expensive shot in history?"

"Definitely! Don't try to cheat!@ Du Yusi Official!"

"Don't play dead! Come out quickly! You can't be so stingy, right? Du Yusi Official!"

The live broadcast room suddenly became lively. Everyone was stunned by the idea of the old brother in front of them.

Du Yusi's official site:

Du Yusi was speechless at this group of netizens, but he replied readily,

"Of course it counts. As long as this scumbag dares to do it, we dare to count.”

They didn't believe that someone would dare to do that in front of so many cameras. This was a joke.。。

He might as well satisfy everyone's thoughts and pretend to be generous. Why not?

However, not long after, Chu Zihang moved. He quietly turned his body and sneakily took out a plastic bag!

"He's here! He was here! He was here! The plastic bag man is coming!"

"Come out quickly! Are you ready to give me a million dollars? Do you really think I don't dare? Look down on whose needlework! Du Yusi Official!"

"Awesome! Scumbag grandpa is really awesome! After today, I'm afraid that this scum will be extremely popular!”

"I'm impressed by people like Scumbag Master. He doesn't even avoid people when it comes to needlework!”

The netizens widened their eyes in surprise. They wanted to see it clearly like a super magnifying glass.

Du Yusi's officials were dumbfounded.

How dare he!

……

Chu Zihang didn't take any action just because of their discussion. He quickly tore open the small package inside, then smoothed out the plastic bag, and finally blew up the balloon.

???

Blow up balloons?

Chu Zihang's strange behavior made everyone dizzy.

"Not bad, this softness is just right. It's very comfortable.”

Chu Zihang tied the knot and pressed the balloon with both hands, saying in satisfaction.

Then he put the balloon behind his head and comfortably used it as a pillow.

"So it's used as a pillow! I misunderstood you, Scumbag." Master Bei patted his mouth and let out a sigh of relief, but why did his words sound so regretful?

“???”

"Misunderstanding? Don't tell me you really think that scumbag would do that kind of thing?”Zhang Keer stared at Master Bei in disbelief.

"You know how it is." Master Bei smiled awkwardly.

"Hiss ~!"

Zhang Keer rolled her eyes at him speechlessly. She didn't want to pay attention to him anymore. She turned her head and said,"But the pillow is also a new way to use it. Don't go back on your word!@ Du Yusi Official!"

As soon as she finished speaking.

In the live broadcast room, 1000 rockets took off!

Du Yusi did what he said and did not hesitate at all.

This time, it worked!

The plastic bag man had been confirmed!

Chu Zihang could not deny it even if he wanted to.

P.S. I'm asking weakly, is anyone watching?

Other than the flowers and evaluation tickets that were given by the big shots on the first day, they had not been touched.。

Everyone, can you let the little author know that everyone is watching? Whether it's the comments, flowers, or review tickets, it's fine.

As long as there were 1000 flowers tomorrow and 500 chapter review tickets, the young author would release more chapters like crazy!

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