Desert Island: Lazy Cancer Doesn’t Affect My Show Through the Sky
31 The wild boar returned the favor! Coconuts are here!

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As 1000 rockets took off, the entire platform was shocked.

Such a generous reward was almost unheard of!

The netizens in the live broadcast room were also shocked. They thought they were joking, but they didn't expect them to really give it to them.

"Scumbag grandpa is really a genius! A plastic bag can actually be used as a pillow? What a waste ~ I won't buy pillows in the future.”

"You got a million dollars for nothing just by blowing up a balloon? Money is too easy to earn!"

"Why do I feel like Du Yusi's company is going bankrupt?”

"You're not alone!"

"Du Yusi has filed for bankruptcy!"

"U1S1, the quality of this plastic bag is really good. I'll use Du Yusi in the future!"

"How much did Du Yusi give you? I'll give you double!"

"Am I the only one who thinks that plastic bags are necessary in the future?”

"Buy! He had to buy it! The plastic bag was really a divine artifact. It might even save his life.”

Even Du Yusi Company was a little flustered. Could it be that their global company was about to fall in the hands of this little brother?

Fortunately, everyone's response was very enthusiastic, and their popularity helped them to rise. Moreover, their quality did not drag down their hips, winning everyone's trust.

To be honest, just this wave of quality demonstration, 1 million was really not a loss!

Otherwise, they really didn't know how to explain the quality problem.

Green Arrow official: " I heard that we are also part of the scumbag's props? Can you show your face?"

At this moment, in the live broadcast room, Green Arrow's official website also came.

As the host, Zhang Keer had her share of the soup.

After making such a huge profit, he saw that the sucker had come again. He immediately provoked,"@ Green Arrow, look at Du Yusi!”

Green Arrow official: "How much did Duyus pay? I, Green Arrow, will pay double!" Scumbag Master, please use our Green Arrow./ Grievance/grievance "

"Puff!"

"Haha! This is too funny."

"What's going on? Since when did our gourmet live broadcast room become a live broadcast room with goods?”

"Scumbag grandpa, quickly use the Green Arrow to cause trouble. We can earn money again!”

"Alright! Another company would go bankrupt.”

Green Arrow Official: " Please go bankrupt!"

……

However, Chu Zihang still did not know that he was going to become Du Yusi's spokesperson. Otherwise, he would probably be depressed to death.

He had not even had a user experience yet. How did he become a plastic bag man?

He made it sound like he was a scumbag.

Oh, he didn't know either.

He had long since become the 'king of scumbags'-the scumbag grandpa!

As for Green Arrow?

He really wanted to use it!

After Chu Zihang finished eating the rabbit, although he drank some water, he still felt a little greasy and his mouth was not clear.

Hence, Chu Zihang took out a green arrow and stuffed one into his mouth.

As for the remaining wrapping paper, Chu Zihang could not bear to throw it away.

In such a wilderness, even paper was a divine weapon of a super-civilization!

Who knows when it would be of great use.

Green Arrow official: Scumbag grandpa is finally using us! However, this usage is too normal. It doesn't match my style.”

"Hey! You're just a chewing gum. What else do you want? Don't learn from Du Yusi, always thinking of tricks!”

Zhang Keer frowned.

"This isn't cheating. If it really has a magical effect, our company will definitely reward it!”

The Green Arrow officials had thought it through.

Didn't they come to do this advertisement for the sake of publicity?

However, if it was used normally, how could there be any gimmicks?

"Alright, alright, alright. You'll regret it!" Zhang Keer said fiercely, but she could not think of any other improper use for chewing gum.

It seemed that this scumbag would not be able to earn this money.

……

At this moment, another cloud of dust appeared in the camera.

Not long after, Pig Foolish returned.

Chu Zihang, who was in the hammock, also noticed the arrival of the wild boar. He tied the balloon to the hammock and climbed down from it. He complained,

"Why are you back? White-eyed pig, run away after eating, do you still have a conscience?”

"Humph ~~ humph!"

The wild boar king shook its head in dissatisfaction and threw the coconut on the ground, meaning that it was not that kind of person.

"Oh, I misunderstood you. Are you here to give me coconuts? You're quite loyal." Chu Zihang was shocked and rubbed the wild boar's head in apology.

"Hmph!"

The Wild Boar King nodded proudly, then kicked the coconut with its hoof, its mouth full of saliva.

It meant that this thing was very delicious. I had drunk it before and it was very delicious, so I brought it for you.

Chu Zihang picked up the coconut and examined it.

The coconut was not big, smaller than a football. Its skin was green, and it was obvious that it had just fallen.

"You sure know your stuff. This is called glutinous rice coconut. Although it's not big, it's very juicy. It's a very delicious type of coconut.”

"Hmph!"

The wild boar raised its head proudly.

It thought that the foodie was praising it.。。

"Then how do you want me to eat it?"

Chu Zihang shrugged his shoulders and threw the problem to the wild boar.

"Hmph hmph hmph!"

The wild boar snatched the coconut away in dissatisfaction. It hummed a few times and showed off its strong muscles, indicating to Chu Zihang to watch it!

Then, he bit down with his bloody mouth!

It didn't bite open!

The coconut slipped away...

"Just this?" Chu Zihang pursed his lips.

"Hmph hmph hmph!"

The pig howled in dissatisfaction and began to exercise its body seriously.

This time, it gave up its teeth and used its hooves!

Puff! Puff! Puff!

After digging a few times, it raised its front legs high and smashed them down!

Bang!

The coconut ran away again...

"Hahaha! So what if there were coconuts? I can see."

"This kind of coconut is the most difficult to open. It's not big and slippery.”

"The old coconut farmer said that this kind of green coconut doesn't have a knife and can't be broken with a stone. It's extremely elastic and can dissipate the force.”

"Is it good to open it or not? This time, we don't have to watch Scumbag Master drink coconut. We have Fat Otaku Happy Water to drink!”

"I feel good. I can see but not drink. Scumbag Master finally feels our pain!”

"Awesome! This is Survival in the Wild. Let's see how you're going to drink coconut! You're so anxious!"

"Give Pig Foolish a wave of likes! I suspect that it's deliberately coveting me, haha!”

The netizens were overjoyed. It was finally their turn to see the scumbag grandpa suffer. How comfortable was that?

"Watch me, Iron Dumb!"

Chu Zihang gave the Wild Boar King a heads-up and snatched the coconut back.

"Tsk!"

Pig Foolish wagged his tail, his face full of disdain.

Even it couldn't open it, so how could it open it with its thin arms and legs?

"Look, if I can open it, just wait to be my little brother!”Chu Zihang said confidently.

"Tsk!"

The Wild Boar King blew out a hot breath from its nose and became even more disdainful.

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