Desert Island: Lazy Cancer Doesn’t Affect My Show Through the Sky
33 The Green Arrow had succeeded!

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"Chewing gum?"

“???Know what? Are you done talking?!"

"What does chewing gum have to do with opening coconuts? Why are you acting tough!"

"If something as soft as chewing gum were to bloom, I, Zhao Chuanchuan, would be willing to swallow ten sticks of chewing gum!”

"President Chuan is domineering! If chewing gum had this ability, I would also be willing to swallow ten sticks of chewing gum!”

"Idiot! Chewing gum can even open coconuts. Chewing gum is soft when pinched, and it can't even open eggs!”

The new netizens did not know about Long Ke's ability and thought that he was just a pretentious person.

At this time, it was just as Dragon University's Koguryo had said.

Chu Zihang took out a utility knife and picked out a piece of gum from the hole in the coconut.

It really was chewing gum!

The netizens 'minds exploded like thunder, and the bullet screen instantly quieted down!

This phenomenon had completely surpassed their understanding and shocked their common sense.

"What, what's going on?" Master Bei muttered to himself. His previous confidence was gone, and he was in a daze.

"Fifth Master, stop wasting time. Hurry up and explain!”Zhang Keer asked impatiently, her heart scratching with curiosity.

Obviously, even she, who trusted Chu Zihang so much, felt that chewing gum opening a coconut was too fantastical!

Maori Kogoro: " I don't know if everyone has learned about non-Newtonic fluids. It's a name that's opposite to Newtonic fluids.

According to the nature of the non-Newtonian fluid, when the external force was greater and the speed was faster, it would become very hard.

Chewing gum was actually a mixed type of high molecular material, which could also be regarded as a non-Newtonic fluid.

The external force was very strong and fast, and the toughness and hardness of the gum increased exponentially. It was even harder than a bullet!

Our new bulletproof vests are made of non-Newtonian fluids. They're very soft to wear, but they're very effective at blocking bullets.”

"Oh, so that's how it is. Master Bei, do you understand?"

Zhang Keer nodded and looked at Master Bei.

Master Bei shook his head awkwardly. This was really not within the scope of his knowledge.

"That's good. I don't understand either, but it feels very powerful.”

Zhang Keer patted her mouth and heaved a sigh of relief.

"Hahaha! Ke Er is too cute, I don't understand either!”

"Why should I? I'll be done as long as I'm awesome!"

"Unfortunately, I'm uncultured and can walk the world with a single sentence!”

"So that's how it is. Scumbag Master is too smart. I'm f * cking learning 'non-Newtonian fluids' right now, but I didn't expect it to be used like this.。。”

"Scumbag Master is really good at showing off. He knows all about 'non-Newtonian fluids' and isn't afraid that Newton will jump out of his coffin and drag you into it!”

"Is this the scumbag? Love, love! It really is Tianxiu's live broadcast room."

"Wait! The guy who said he was going to swallow the gum? Come out for a walk!"

"Hiding, hiding. It's related to our interests."

Zhao Chuanchuan and the others didn't say anything, causing the netizens in the live broadcast room to laugh.

"Wait! It's fine if he hides, but don't let Green Arrow hide!”

"Yes, yes, yes! Wasn't Green Arrow up to something? Do you think this is a show?"

"Come out and get beaten up! Green Arrow Official!"

"You have to go bankrupt! Are you satisfied now? Green Arrow Official!"

"Don't be shameless!@ Green Arrow Official!"

Green Arrow quickly replied,"No!" Everyone, wait a minute. I'm calling the finance department to approve the funds. This scumbag is too ruthless. Why did he come so quickly? He didn't even give me a chance to show off! Wuwuwu ~"

"You still want to act tough in front of me? Aren't you courting death?"

"If you ask for it, you can do it. Go back and tell your boss to prepare to sell the company to this scumbag!”

"It's done! Scumbag grandpa has become the Green Arrow!"

"It's done! The green hat was done! I'm sure I'll be cuckolded!"

“???”

"Green, green, green!"

Three minutes later.

In the live broadcast room, 2000 planes took off again, directly pushing the popularity of the live broadcast room to 100 million. It overturned the main live broadcast room and caused a huge shock on the entire platform!

Originally, Durex's donation had already brought a strong impact to the live broadcast rooms.

However, not long after, an even bigger reward came. It even squeezed out the main stream. How could these big shots and celebrity players lose face?

At this moment, Chu Zihang had almost become the public enemy of all the live streaming rooms.

The name of the scumbag grandpa also resounded throughout the wilderness.

……

However, all of this did not affect Chu Zihang. He was living a happy life.

The small hole in the chewing gum was not big, but it was just right for the straw. Chu Zihang inserted the straw into it and began to taste the best delicacy.

The texture of this glutinous rice coconut was really different from ordinary coconuts. The glutinous rice liquid was thicker and the sweetness was moderate. It did not have the astringent taste of other coconuts. On the contrary, it had a faint rice fragrance, which was just right to relieve the greasy taste.

If it weren't for the fact that the hammock was too high, he would have laid down and drank coconut right now. That would be the standard for a holiday.

Pig Foolish was stunned. Its two pig eyes were wide open like copper bells.

With its brain capacity, even if someone explained to it, it would not understand what a non-Newtonic fluid was.

But it had its own logic!

It could only mean that this person with thin arms and legs was stronger than it, which was why it could do what it could not.

There was nothing wrong with it!

Ding! You have successfully tamed the Giant Forest Boar.

This time, before Chu Zihang could take the initiative to use the beast taming technique, the pig foolishly submitted to him.

There was nothing wrong with Da Niu, who was stronger than him, acknowledging him as his big brother!

Chu Zihang looked at the wild boar king in surprise. He did not expect the matter of taming it to be resolved so easily.

Didn't that mean that he would have a super wage earner in the future?

Chu Zihang began to seriously size up the 'worker' and even pinched its body. He found that its muscles were indeed very strong, completely subverting his impression of pigs.

"Not bad, not bad at all.”Chu Zihang was full of praise.

"Hmph hmph hmph!"

The wild boar king was extremely proud. It really thought that its big brother was praising it, and it showed off its muscles and strength.

He was a classic example of someone who was sold and still counted money for others.

Of course, Chu Zihang wasn't a heartless capitalist. He still paid attention to equivalent exchange.

"Hey, do you want some?"

Chu Zihang shook the coconut in his hand, making a clanging sound.

When Pig Foolish heard this, his saliva unconsciously flowed out again.

However, Chu Zihang chuckled and deliberately drank a few mouthfuls. The intoxicated expression on his face made a pig cry!

"I'll throw it! Too cheap! Why is this scumbag so cheap? I'm so hungry!”

"Look at how greedy Zhu Zhu is. Scumbag grandpa, please be a human!"

"Please be a good pig and treat your own kind better!”

Then, when the wild boar was about to go crazy, Chu Zihang raised the coconut and poured it for it.

"Gulp, gulp, gulp!"

"Gulp, gulp, gulp!"

Pig Foolish flew up after drinking.

However, when they saw the happy expression on the wild boar's face, the netizens who had spoken up for it earlier were unhappy!

"F * ck! The fat otaku happy potion in his mouth suddenly became unhappy!”

"F * ck! I can't even drink as well as a pig!"

"I don't want to live anymore. I just want to be reincarnated as a pig in my next life!”

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