Morning, 7 AM.
The sun had just emerged from the horizon when the city started to get busy.
The office workers yawned as they walked out of their homes. Their eyes were half-closed and lifeless, filled with fatigue and boredom.
Every day, the journey was repeated, and every day, the mechanical labor was repeated. It was no different from the machines on the assembly line.
To them, this kind of life was like walking corpses. There was no fun at all. It was just for survival.
"I wonder how Scumbag Master is doing. I'm so envious of his life in the jungle. The air there must be especially fresh.”
A bespectacled girl wrinkled her nose from the smell of gasoline. She suddenly thought of the scumbag who had brought her endless joy yesterday. A smile appeared on her face. Then, before she had eaten breakfast, she took out her phone and opened the live-stream room.
This was also the reason why Man vs. Wild was so popular around the world as soon as it started broadcasting.
Most people's lives were too boring. They wanted a completely different life, whether it was a hard life or a leisurely vacation.
Of course, a leisurely vacation seemed to be more enjoyable.
"Is it finally broadcasting?"
“GKD! I want to see this scumbag!"
"Quick, quick, quick! Can you make a 24-hour program?”
However, at this time, the commentator's live broadcast room had not yet opened for business, and the anxious audience started to shout.
……
"Ke Er, are you ready?"
In the main studio of Golden Brilliance, Manager Liu, who had woken up early to arrange everything, asked,
Zhang Keer nodded in a daze. She felt like she was dreaming.
In one night, she had jumped from an intern host in a small regional live broadcast room to a host in the main live broadcast room. This speed of leveling up really shocked her.
Behind her sat Master Bei, who had been transferred over with Ke 'er.
This could be considered as one man achieving the Tao, and the two of them were extremely grateful to Chu Zihang.
The main live broadcast room was not only a boost to their reputation, but it also meant that they would have a lot of commercial resources and a lot of viewers.
The more viewers there were, the more gifts and other commercial programs there would be. The more dividends they could get from it, this was a real benefit.
Other than them, a few new celebrity guests and hosts had also joined the program team. The seats were full!
"Alright, that's enough." Zhang Keer took a deep breath and nodded.
Then, the spotlight shone on her, and the show officially began!
"Hello, everyone. Welcome to the main live broadcast room. I'm the host, Zhang Keer. I'm very happy to meet everyone here. Now, I'll introduce you to a legendary player. I'm sure everyone knows him.
That's right, he was the legendary lazy player, Condom Man, Cuckold Man, Pig Man---Scumbag Chu Zihang!”
Zhang Keer's passionate opening speech kicked off the live broadcast.
"Soo! Scumbag Grandpa has been promoted to the main stream room. What a card! Keer is making her debut in the center position!”
"It's Scumbag Grandpa who debuted in the center position!"
"My brother! This was too cool! There are so many big shots as guests."
"The main live broadcast room is awesome! In the future, when we scumbags go out and talk about our identities, we'll have a lot of face.”
As soon as the live broadcast started, the audience swarmed in one after another. In the end, they were stunned by the extravagance of the 'scumbag grandmaster'.
Seeing that everyone was so enthusiastic, Zhang Keer heaved a sigh of relief. She was still afraid of the silence just now. Then, she raised her voice and said,
"Sorry to keep everyone waiting. Let's see what this scumbag is doing next.”
The director was also very quick and immediately cut to the scene of Scumbag Master.
"Ah Xi! Why is this scumbag still sleeping! Do you want to die of jealousy?"
However, as soon as she opened the live broadcast room, the bespectacled lady was so angry that she cursed!
……
In the forest, the sunlight shone down, and the chirping of insects and birds came from afar. It was a lively scene.
However, Chu Zihang was lying on the hammock, sleeping soundly!
However, what was even more amazing was that when the camera in the live broadcast room moved to the hammock.
They saw that the pig was sleeping soundly and drooling. It was obvious that it was dreaming about 'delicacies' again.
"Crap! He was really lazy, sleeping too soundly! I'm so jealous!"
"Perfect match! A pair of lazy pigs. No wonder they didn't know they could be friends!”
"My heart aches for Treasure Pig.”
"Humans gather by their own kind, pigs by their laziness!"
"It's been a long time since I've slept until I woke up naturally. I'm so envious of this scum!”
In the live broadcast room, there was a wave of complaints. It was called envy, jealousy, and hate.
……
"Scum!"
Not long after, a bright bird cry came from the live broadcast room.
Then, two gray birds landed on the hammock and stood beside Chu Zihang.
"Hey, is this bird greeting me? How did they know about this scumbag grandpa?”Guest Li Tianming exclaimed in surprise.
“。。。”
The program team looked at Li Tianming speechlessly. Zhang Keer complained,"This joke is too cold."
"Uh…Is it very cold?" Li Tianming smiled awkwardly.
"But this bird is so cute. It's looking at this scum. Does it want to eat this lazy scum? Sure enough, the early birds had worms to eat because there were many lazy worms.”Zhang Keer teased.
ERRRRRRRR！
Aren't you cold?
Li Tianming and Master Bei pursed their lips, their expressions frozen.
Master Bei was speechless at this cold joke duo. He said,"This is a mountain turtledove! Turtledoves were omnivores. They usually appeared in pairs or groups.”
As if he thought of something, he added,"It tastes good."
"Master Bei, can't you be a human? Why did he look like a scumbag, wanting to eat everything he saw!”Zhang Keer shook her head speechlessly, causing everyone to laugh wildly.
At this time, Chu Zihang was also woken up by the noise in his ears.
As a lazy person, he didn't have high expectations for life. He just needed to eat and sleep well. In the end, he wasn't even allowed to sleep, which made him extremely unhappy.
He looked up and saw that the two birds were still arrogantly making a fuss at him.
He raised his hand and slapped him. How dare you be arrogant!
However-
However, this slap only hit the air. The two birds quickly flew up, leaving him unable to even touch their feathers.
"Coo coo coo!"
"Coo coo coo!"
After the two turtledoves flew up, they became even more arrogant. They stood on the branches and mocked Chu Zihang.
"Hahaha! This feels good. Scumbag grandpa was woken up and you still slept!”
"I told you to sleep! The early bird catches the worm, don't you know that?”
“NICE! Finally, seeing Scumbag Master suffer, for some reason, she felt much better.”
" 1!"
Chu Zihang was already a little grumpy when he woke up, and now that he was a little hungry, he immediately said fiercely,"Are you two here to bring me breakfast? Then I won't stand on ceremony!"
"Oh no, Scumbag Grandpa is furious. It seemed that these two lazy birds didn't get to eat it and would become their breakfast.”
Zhang Keer teased, full of humor.
"He can eat it just because he wants to? Birds could fly, so he had to catch them with his head!”
However, at this moment, an unsociable voice suddenly sounded.
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