Desert Island: Lazy Cancer Doesn’t Affect My Show Through the Sky
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"Uh…"

Zhang Keer was slightly taken aback. When she saw that it was Lin Fei 'er, she quickly came to a realization.

Lin Fei 'er was originally the host of the main live broadcast room. The contestants she chose were Xiao Chuan, who everyone thought most highly of, and a few other popular contestants.

Now that the main live broadcast room had been replaced by her, a junior, she was definitely unhappy.

However, she did not expect that she would show it on the show.

This professionalism…

Immediately, Zhang Keer smiled and quickly explained,"Sister Fei 'er is right. Birds aren't as easy to catch as other things, but maybe this scumbag master has some special bird-catching skills.”

"Then let's wait and see. I hope he can catch birds with traps like Ogawa. After all, luck alone won't get you far in this kind of show.”Lin Fei 'er shrugged her shoulders, her words describing Chu Zihang as a lucky player.

……

"Scum!"

"Scum!"

Not only did the two turtledoves ignore Chu Zihang's threat, they even showed off their affection in front of him.

"Fine, you're being arrogant with me, right? Let you be arrogant! Today, I'll turn you into lovebirds in the sky and lovebirds on the ground!”

"Scumbag, this can't be tolerated! We must eat them!"

"Is the mandarin duck pot okay? I couldn't help but drool.”

"Let them feel the anger of a single dog!”

"Incompetent Rage! Haha! Scumbag grandpa also learned it!"

"Scumbag Master, it's time to show off your wave techniques to the new audience!”

“……”

Chu Zihang looked at the turtledoves flying high up in the sky and thought about how to catch them.

Trap?

No way.

The birds would not enter so cooperatively.

Using a throwing skill?

It wasn't that he couldn't do it, but it was a little tiring. Moreover, an otaku like him didn't have enough strength.

It would be great if it could save energy and be strong.

Chu Zihang pondered in his heart. Suddenly, something that matched these two points popped up in his mind!

Slingshot!

This thing was powerful and effortless. It was a divine weapon used by children to kill birds!

Chu Zihang jumped down from the hammock and found a Y-shaped wooden stick in the small tree.

Then, he took out a utility knife and started to 'decorate' the branches.

The first step was to cut off the lumps protruding from the wooden stick, and then carve two grooves on the two branches of the wooden stick to fix the rubber band to prevent it from slipping off during use.

"What's this scum doing? Are you going to make a slingshot?" Zhang Keer asked curiously.

"What's the use of making a slingshot? Could a child's toy hit a bird? And does he have a rubber band?" Lin Fei 'er shook her head, looking down on Chu Zihang's strength even more.

"No, I only have a box of knives, a plastic bag, and a box of gum. Maybe I have another way.”Zhang Keer frowned slightly. She didn't expect her to be so uncooperative.

"That's right. Scumbag Grandpa will have a method that everyone will never expect. Everyone, watch carefully.”

Master Bei's sly voice sounded. He said mysteriously. Clearly, he had thought of something.

As soon as he said this, everyone's curiosity was piqued. Their eyes widened as they watched Chu Zihang's every move.

Then, they saw Chu Zihang take out the magical plastic bag again!

"He's here! He was here! He's coming over with a plastic bag!"

"Ye Qing Hui! The plastic bag man is here!"

"Are you so excited early in the morning? I won't be sleepy if there's a plastic bag!"

" 1! I'm going to learn how to use a plastic bag again today. I'm so excited!”

Chu Zihang stretched out the plastic bag and then fixed it around the groove.

A crude slingshot was formed.

Before shooting the birds, Chu Zihang was prepared to test the feel of it and make some minor adjustments.

He held the slingshot with his left hand and the plastic bag with two fingers of his right hand, pulling it back bit by bit.

Under his tugging, the plastic bag grew longer and longer. Its elasticity was actually not inferior to a rubber band.

It was only when he had pulled it to its limit that Chu Zihang released his right hand. A crisp 'pa' sound was heard, showing how strong his strength was.

This crisp sound also brought the audience to the 'high court'!

"Scumbag grandpa! Why didn't I think that this thing could replace rubber bands!”

"As expected, plastic bags are suitable for slapping. Look at the sound of slapping. This advertisement is godly! Du Yusi!"

"I earned another million! This scum is too comfortable."

"Pay up! Stop pretending to be asleep! Du Yusi!"

"Are you declaring bankruptcy today? Du Yusi!"

A confident smile appeared on Zhang Keer's face."Scumbag Master is indeed a scumbag Master. It's not difficult for him to have no rubber bands.”

"But can such a broken slingshot be useful?”Lin Fei 'er looked displeased. She hadn't expected this lucky player to have such skills.

Ding! You have created a simple slingshot and successfully comprehended a simple archery technique.

[Simple Archery lvl 1: After learning this skill, your archery, slingshot, darts, and other shooting skills will be improved. You will be able to accurately hit a fixed target.]

Ding! As you have learned throwing ability lvl 5, your archery skill has been upgraded to accurate archery.

At the same time, Chu Zihang successfully obtained a new advanced skill.

[Precise Shooting lvl 1: After learning this skill, your archery, slingshot, darts, and other shooting predictions will be greatly improved, allowing the accuracy of shooting moving targets to be greatly improved.]

With this skill, Chu Zihang was even more confident in killing these two darned birds.

Chu Zihang picked up two stones, one in his hand and the other on the plastic bag. He slowly opened the plastic bag and aimed it at the bird on the tree, ready to go.

"But to be honest, it's not easy to shoot a bird with a slingshot.”Master Bei said.

"That's true. I bought a slingshot before, but the bird didn't hit it. It broke my window and I was beaten up.”

Li Tianming echoed.

"Pa!"

Suddenly, there was a crisp sound.

While they were talking, Chu Zihang had already made his move!

P.S.: Author Gou, please help Huahua and Piaopiao. The statistics are really a little miserable.

The evaluation votes couldn't even compare to a fraction of the other party's. He was a little unhappy to be ridiculed.

However, it's fine. I'll continue writing. I'm still confident in the content.

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