Desert Island: Lazy Cancer Doesn’t Affect My Show Through the Sky
40 God-level archery!

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"Pa!"

Sounds!

Bird Fall!

No one saw how the stone flew out. They only saw a turtledove falling from the tree.

"Scum! Scum! Scum!"

The other Turtledove screamed in fear and flew up. It completely ignored its mate and wanted to escape.

It showed what it meant to say that husband and wife were birds in the same forest, but when disaster struck, they flew separately!

This…

Everyone in the live broadcast room was stunned.

One shot into the soul!

Did he not even need to aim?

It was too accurate!

Was this the god-level shooting talent that the scumbag came with?!

Was this the use of plastic bags?

"This…"

"This luck…"

In the live broadcast room, Lin Fei 'er's eyes widened in shock.

However, before they could react.

Chu Zihang once again placed the stone in his hand on the plastic bag, and once again drew his bow and nocked an arrow, ready to go.

Staring at Turtledove's escape trajectory, Chu Zihang's slingshot slowly moved as he made a prediction in his heart.

"Pa!"

Like a cold-blooded sniper, Chu Zihang expressionlessly raised his hand again!

Whoosh!

When Turtledove heard the sound, she was so frightened that she quickly flapped her wings and rose to a high altitude. She was like a frightened bird.

Meanwhile, Chu Zihang had already finished his work calmly. He looked into the distance quietly, full of force!

"Hmph hmph hmph!"

The Wild Boar King, who had been awakened long ago, cried out at this time, urging Chu Zihang to hurry up and make a move. A small bird was not enough for the two of them to eat.

"What's the hurry? Let the bullets fly for a while." Chu Zihang patted the wild boar smugly.

"Scum!"

Three seconds later!

The Turtledove, which was climbing at high speed, suddenly let out a miserable cry and 'actively' crashed into the stone that had been shot up!

Then, it flopped weakly and fell from the sky.

"Go and pick it up. You're not allowed to eat it raw. I'll cook something delicious for you later.”

Chu Zihang slapped the pig's butt and smiled smugly.

This was the power of Precise Shooting's prediction ability.

Because he had predicted that Turtledove would increase her height due to fear, this little adjustment made him a sharpshooter.

"Hmph hmph hmph!"

The Wild Boar King was so happy that it drooled all over the ground. Then, it played the role of a pug and went to pick up the delicious food.

Everyone in the live stream was stunned. It was like a little fan looking at his idol. Their eyes were filled with admiration.

Lin Fei 'er had wanted to say that it was luck, but after opening her mouth, she could no longer say those two words.

She could say that it was a shot into the soul!

However, if she hit both shots, she would be insulting her intelligence if she said anything else!

"What the f * ck! Scumbag grandpa's shooting skills are unrivaled!"

"Soo! Scumbag Grandpa's slingshot was really good. It was obvious that he had been beaten up a lot when he was young!”

"F * ck! How many times did he have to shoot to be able to practice such accurate shooting skills? This scumbag was too ruthless.”

"As expected, these two birds are here to deliver breakfast to Scumbag Master.”

"Don't f * cking play dead! This scumbag's archery skills aren't worth a million?@ Du Yusi!"

While everyone was cheering, Du Yusi's official team very tactfully rewarded 1000 rockets and even added a new advertising slogan:

"Do you want to have god-level archery like this scumbag? Then please identify Du Yusi! What are you waiting for?"

"Pfft! I'm impressed! The officials are too good at this, aren't they?"

"It's done! Du Yusi's certified marksman! Scumbag grandpa is indeed scum!"

"Don't say anything else. Buy, buy, buy!"

The netizens burst out laughing.

This advertisement was a stroke of genius!

Du Yusi's official website even wanted to thank Chu Zihang, this advertising genius.

His creative output alone could surpass their advertising department.

……

After dealing with the annoying Turtledove, Chu Zihang was no longer in the mood to sleep. He was prepared to fill his stomach first.

Back at the temporary base, he picked out the empty coconut that had been drunk last night from a small pile of coconuts.

Just like the plan he had thought of last night, he was going to make pots, pans, and other cooking utensils today.

With the cooking utensils, he could change the way he ate and drank. Eating barbecue all the time was too easy for him to get angry.

And if the coconut shell was used as a pot, it was perfect.

Chu Zihang placed the coconut shell on the ground and used a utility knife to carve a center line around the middle of the coconut along the small hole that had been poked by the chewing gum. Then, he deepened it over and over again.

That rare focused expression and the untiring action of carving lines moved the netizens in front of the live broadcast room.

"I'm touched! I look so handsome when I'm serious!"

"Grandpa Qing Jie! Scumbag Grandpa is actually working seriously. What reason do I have to slack off?”

"No! Scumbag, am I here to see you work hard? Quickly put down your life!"

"Right, right, right. Don't work anymore. Otherwise, how am I going to tell Mom that there's someone lazier than me in the future?”

"But can you carve a coconut like this? It felt so difficult. Even the coconut shell was very deep.”

"As long as you practice hard enough, you can see that the mother and child are fighting. Don't you understand such a simple principle?”

“???I suspect it's open upstairs, but I can't find any evidence.”

Carved through?

Of course not.

It would take too much work to carve through a coconut, and Chu Zihang did not have that much perseverance.

He only wanted to carve a deep mark so that when the coconut automatically cracked later, the crack would be smoother and make his bowl look beautiful enough.

That's right!

It automatically split open!

Chu Zihang carved the coconut seriously, the cracks getting deeper and deeper.

As the depth increased, even the blade gradually became stuck. Chu Zihang stopped and stretched.

This depth should be enough. He was too lazy to do it.

The wild boar had already run back with the turtledove in its mouth and was grunting to urge him to cook.

(Please, thank you!)

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