Desert Island: Lazy Cancer Doesn’t Affect My Show Through the Sky
41 The wilderness is okay!

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"Scumbag grandpa is giving up just like that? Add more fuel."

"Scumbag, here's Olly! I believe you can do it."

"This is the true nature of a scumbag.”

"Stop doing it. This kind of dirty and tiring work is not for people like us.”

"We haven't even eaten breakfast. How can we have the strength to work? Have breakfast now."

The comments were divided into two groups.

One faction was the hardworking faction, and the other was the lazy faction. The two factions were evenly matched and were in a stalemate in the live broadcast room.

Chu Zihang was indeed hungry.

But what to eat?

Chu Zihang looked at the ingredients beside him.

Turtledove, coconut, sour honey, wild mint, and chicken firs.

It was too shabby!

With such a small amount of ingredients, he really couldn't make a gluttonous feast.

Fortunately, he had eaten too much meat yesterday and was already sick of it. Now, even if he was given a Manchu Han Imperial Feast, he would not want to eat it.

However, plain porridge was very suitable for his requirements.

It was light and nourishing, and it could also clear the fire and relieve the greasy feeling. It was very good for the body.

However, if the other players heard this request, they would probably want to beat him to death!

They were still thinking about how to solve the problem of food and clothing, but he was now despising meat and even playing with health!

This was too detestable!

"Then let's cook some porridge. We can also make a pot at the same time. In the future, we won't have to eat roasted food all the time. It's time for us to enter the era of kitchenware.”

Chu Zihang muttered to himself and then went to work.

"Cooking porridge? How to cook porridge? As the saying goes, a clever housewife can't cook without rice. Could this scumbag really produce rice?”Li Tianming asked curiously.

"But I'm a clever husband! Perhaps he could even conjure rice.”Zhang Keer said with a smile.

"How is that possible? This isn't a fantasy livestream.”

"And don't forget, he doesn't have a pot. Congee isn't barbecue.”Lin Fei 'er interjected at this moment. Although she had been slapped in the face just now, she was still unconvinced.

However, this time, he was not as arrogant as before, and he did not dare to speak so firmly.

"Yes, the pot and the rice are both problems. However, since the scumbag grandpa dares to say it, I think he must have some methods. Let's see how this scumbag cooks porridge.”Zhang Keer was still very confident in Chu Zihang.

In the entire world, her trust in Chu Zihang was unparalleled.

The people in the live broadcast room started discussing Chu Zihang's words. The audience in the live broadcast room also stared at the screen curiously.

Scumbag Grandpa's ability to attract fans and his high fan rate was not only because of his lazy halo, but also because of his god-like creativity.

He could always come up with some tricks that others could not think of, making everyone want to see it again.

……

"Hmph hmph hmph!"

Chu Zihang was about to make porridge when the silly pig came over to rub against him.

As for what he wanted to do, he knew it with his feet.

"Go! Don't mess with me. I'll roast a turtledove for you later, you silly thing.”

"There's more! You should take a bath! This smell is too strong."

Chu Zihang pinched his nose, wondering when he would encounter a bigger mountain stream or lake so that he could wash it properly. Otherwise, he did not plan to ride it.

The silly pig did not know what Chu Zihang was thinking. Otherwise, he would have been angry at him.

How could there be such a slave owner who wanted it to work but despised it?

But now, the pig still obediently ran to the side, drooling as it waited for its big brother to make it something delicious.

Ignoring the pig, Chu Zihang decided to make glutinous rice coconut porridge first.

As for the glutinous rice and pot…

Chu Zihang's gaze landed on the coconut in his hand. He was all depending on it!

Glutinous rice and coconut had rich flesh, high protein content, and a delicate and smooth texture. It would definitely be very fragrant and mellow when used to cook porridge. Just thinking about it made Chu Zihang salivate.

Chu Zihang picked up the coconut that he had just carved. He inserted the straw into the hole in the coconut. The top of the straw was inserted into the water storage tube, forming a connected vessel. He used the pressure to inject water into the coconut.

When the water was halfway filled, Chu Zihang found a branch and cut it into a wooden stopper the size of a small hole, blocking the hole tightly.

In this way, a temporary pressure cooker was formed. The glutinous rice porridge that was pressed under high pressure would be thicker and taste more mellow.

Next, he placed the coconut in the fire and fixed it with a stone. He just needed to wait for the porridge inside to slowly boil.

……

Taking advantage of this time, Chu Zihang began to prepare to roast the Turtledove for the Wild Boar King.

He came to the stream and started to deal with the two turtledoves.

Chu Zihang was already very familiar with the act of having his intestines cut open. He cleaned up the interior in almost no time.

However, it was not easy to get rid of the fur. It needed to be scalded with hot water.

Firstly, Chu Zihang was too lazy to do such trivial things. Secondly, he felt that it was unnecessary.

Anyway, the fur was also protein. It would be gone after roasting it, so he did not pluck it.

Moreover, according to the old master, this kind of wild game was only delicious if it was not plucked and roasted. It had a special wild smell.

After tying the two turtledoves with a wooden skewer, Chu Zihang set the skewer on the fire and began to barbecue.

When the turtledove's grayish-brown fur came into contact with the fire, it quickly burned, and a thick protein fragrance spread.

After the wild boar smelled the fragrance, it immediately lay beside the fire and looked at the turtledove. Its greedy tongue stuck out and it completely turned into a pug, making the netizens laugh.

"Don't you think it's hot? Why don't I roast you too?"

Chu Zihang was speechless at this gluttonous pig. He really wanted to go up and give it a kick.

"Hmph hmph hmph!"

The Wild Boar King wagged its tail and took a deep breath, as if saying,"

Even the fragrance belonged to it, no one was allowed to snatch it!

……

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