“shit!”
"Shit Tucker?"
"Iron Man?"
Just as Tony was relaxing for a while after destroying the stronghold of the Ten Rings Gang, a figure suddenly crawled out from the ruins behind him.
Although he hadn't seen the person yet, his words were filled with a despicable aura.
Tony raised his eyebrows and looked back. When he saw this person's strange appearance, he subconsciously took a step back and exhaled." Damn it, what the hell is this?"”
It turned out that this person was wearing a strange red onesie from head to toe. It was red and white, and he was wearing a tight outfit. On his back were two black alloy sabers.
In the entire Marvel series, there was only one super-antihero with such a look, Deadpool!
"Tony. Shit Tucker?"
The Dead Servant crawled out from the ruins. He had received an assassination mission and was hiding in the Ten Rings Gang.
He didn't expect this gang to suddenly be blown up by someone, and it was Iron Man?
Tony looked puzzled." Sorry," he said, puzzled." This weirdo in a onesie?"
What are you talking about? How do you know me? And you call me Iron Man?"
If he remembered correctly, he couldn't be blamed for being dumbfounded.
Although the Iron Armor had appeared in advance, Iron Man had not yet been born.
Because he did not admit his identity in front of the public media, naturally no one would know about Iron Man.
However, this weirdo in front of him was Iron Man and Shit Tucker. He knew him better than he did?
"Is it strange?"
"Who else is Iron Man besides you? That's not right. According to the plot, you shouldn't have made the Iron Armor with your small mustache, right?”
Deadpool leaned closer and sized Tony up. He even placed his hand on the Iron Armor and stroked it, looking like a curious baby.
“???”
Tony was a little confused. He could not help but ask," I must be dreaming. Who are you?"”
"Your good neighbor, superhero, Deadpool!”Deadpool said without hesitation.
"I've never heard of it before!"
Tony quickly entered the main street chat group to ask the members for help. What exactly happened?
Why did he have a terrible feeling of being seen through?
In the Great Dao chat group.
Playboy: " River God, do you know what happened? Who is this Deadpool? Why does he know me better than I do?”
Tianqi King,"This Deadpool is a little strange!"”
The Old Demon King said,[I feel like things aren't that simple!]”
Xiao Longnu,[Deadpool can't be able to predict the future like the River God, right?]”
Qin Chuan had been watching Tony's live broadcast. He had not expected Deadpool to appear.
Deadpool was a rather strange hero. He was both good and evil. His superpower was not very strong, but he was more of a protagonist than the main character. His presence was very strong.
Moreover, he had a lot of dirty words. He was dirty and violent!
However, since Deadpool had appeared, did that mean that Tony's worldview was a fusion of the movie universe and the comic universe?
If that was the case, then the upper limit of this universe was relatively high.
"Deadpool naturally doesn't have the ability to predict the future."”
Playboy: Then why does this guy know everything about me?”
River God Qin Chuan: " You can understand that Deadpool is the only existence in your universe that holds the script?”
Playboy: "???"
The Old Demon King said,"With the script?" Why did this sound so familiar?”
Tianqi King: " F * ck, with the script, isn't that the director's son?”
"So Deadpool is the real protagonist?" No wonder you ended up dead, Stark?”
Playboy: " You can't be like this. My f * cking mentality is a little broken? Are you kidding me? Is my world a script?”
River God Qin Chuan: " A world in a flower, a bodhi in a leaf. Life was a self-directed game.
We stand upstairs and look at the scenery. Isn't it the scenery in the eyes of others?”
"Your Excellency River God, your words are of a high realm. I admire you."”
Dance King Uchiha: " Are we all scenery in the eyes of others?”
Tianqi King: " If that's the case, then would someone be peeping on me when I was bathing?”
River God Qin Chuan: " Stop dreaming. You don't know if anyone is peeping at you. Don't add more scenes to yourself."”
Tianqi King: " F * ck, River God, you really have a venomous tongue. You argue with me every day!”
Playboy: " Big shot River God, how should you treat Deadpool?" This guy had the script. He couldn't afford to offend him.”
River God Qin Chuan: " There's no need to worry about that. Deadpool himself isn't very strong, but he can't be killed. He has a very strong self-healing ability, and he's also greedy and lecherous.”
Stark instantly understood! He immediately understood what the River God meant. This was giving him advice!
In the real world.
Stark and Deadpool looked at each other. At this time, he had a general understanding of Deadpool, so he was not so surprised.
"Deadpool, right? Then why are you here?”Stark asked.
"I accepted an assassination mission. But I didn't expect to meet you, Mr. Turk. I'm a little excited. I heard that you are the richest man in Country M and have endless money. As a rich man, what do you think at this moment?”
Deadpool said seriously as he took out a microphone from somewhere.
"Ahem, excellent genes are inherited. I'm sorry I'm so rich.”
Stark answered seriously, looking like he was a hero, even though there was no audience at all.
After answering, Tony seemed to have thought of something and immediately said,"
"But I want to ask you one more thing. This hired assassin, Deadpool, who is your assassination target?”
"I don't know. I located it directly. I haven't had the time to look at the bounty briefing!”
Deadpool shook his head, then immediately pulled out a piece of toilet paper stained with an unknown liquid from under his butt and spread it open.
"Oh! What a bloody smell!"
Tony covered his nose and almost vomited. Deadpool's behavior was really irritating.
"XXX hired the mercenary Wade to assassinate Tony Stark, the president of Stark Corporation. The reward is one million dollars.”
Deadpool read out the mission from the toilet paper, then slowly raised his head and stared at Stark with a shocked expression.
"Sh * t, f * ck you, which f * cking bastard issued this mission? Oh, isn't this asking me to sell my conscience? Mr. Stark, you're my idol!”
“……”
Tony was speechless. Deadpool, who was holding the script and the director's son, was actually trying to assassinate him.
After complaining for a while, Deadpool stuffed the mission brief back into his pocket and took out a pistol. He pulled the trigger and pointed it at Stark. He said in a complicated tone,
"I'm sorry, Mr. Shit Tucker!"
"I want to be a good person!"
"But I am an assassin!"
“??”Instantly, Tony felt as if ten thousand mythical beasts were trampling on his heart.
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