"Wait!"
"Wait!"
Bang!
A gunshot rang out, and sparks flew everywhere!
Tony felt his head buzzing. If he was not mistaken, a bullet had just been aimed at his head.
If he hadn't closed the steel helmet in time, wouldn't he have directly GG?
"Ah!"
"He dodged it!"
Deadpool muttered as he looked at the smoking gun barrel.
"You actually shot! F * ck you!"
Tony was also furious. He directly fired a laser cannon at Deadpool.
Deadpool's body was blasted by the laser cannon and exploded on the spot, flying backward.
The battle suit on his chest had been destroyed by the scorching energy. It was tattered, and the body tissues inside the battle suit were also a bloody mess.
"Dead?"
Tony looked at Deadpool, who was lying on the ground motionless, and his eyes flickered. This biological son holding the script shouldn't die so easily, right?
Sure enough, in less than two seconds. The damned attendant got up from the ground and cursed,
"Shit Tucker, are you serious?"
"What?"
When Tony heard this, he was dumbfounded. He retorted," Are you serious? You're a freak who transmigrated into a perverted onesie. The bullet just shot me in the head."”
“shit!”
"I should have shot you in the face!" Deadpool complained.
"F * ck your grandpa, f * ck your entire family!”
Stark was also led astray by Deadpool. In addition, he had been hearing a certain demon leader's fragrant breath in Qunliye recently, so he directly cursed.
Deadpool gave Stark the middle finger and threw away the pistol in his hand. He pulled out the black alloy broadsword on his back and prepared to fight Stark.
To be honest, after witnessing Deadpool's abilities, Stark didn't want to provoke him.
It wasn't because Deadpool was powerful, but because he might turn into a sand sculpture if he interacted with Deadpool too much.
Moreover, the River God had already given him some pointers before. Deadpool was greedy and lustful. He had weaknesses that could be targeted. There was no need to fight and kill.
"Alright, wait! We can talk!" Stark waved his hand to stop Deadpool.
"If you want me to give up the assassination mission, that's absolutely impossible. Although I want to be a good person, I am also an emotionless killer with very high professional ethics.”Deadpool said quickly.
"I'll pay double the money. Is that okay?”Stark spread his hands and started to throw money.
"Oh, sh * t, this damn rich man's willfulness!”Deadpool shouted on the spot. He started to go crazy, but he immediately said decisively,"No!"”
"Three times!" Stark's expression remained unchanged as he continued to raise the bid.
"No, I have professional ethics!”Deadpool said again, but he could no longer control his hands and feet. He was going crazy on the spot.
"100 million!" Stark directly threw Wang Zha out and then said with confidence,
"Deadpool, you're an assassin, and your goal is nothing more than money. What can you do with 100 million?"
"Damn it, Sh * t Tucker, you're really a rich dog! F * ck my professional ethics. I'm a good person, not an assassin!”
Deadpool immediately threw away his alloy saber. With 100 million, why would he still be an assassin?
Wouldn't it be better to help the girls who were in dire straits?
Stark was very satisfied. A hundred million was nothing to him.
However, it was worth it to be able to solve the problem of Deadpool!
The relationship between the two of them instantly eased. They were as intimate as old friends who had not seen each other for many years. The scene was harmonious and filled with positive energy.
After all, those who were rich were bosses, and those who were poor were grandsons!
"But then again, Deadpool, were you serious about shooting just now? What if you really kill me with a shot?" Stark asked.
After all, this kind of b * tch who was gentle and gentle one second before turning hostile and killing the next was indeed a little scary. She did not know when she would be stabbed.
Deadpool smiled slyly." Oh, Mr. Stark, I was just joking. You're Iron Man."
Besides, if I really wanted to kill you, you would have died a thousand times over. Which killer told you that he wanted to kill you?”
"Don't lie to me! You clearly wanted to silence him just now!" Tony said.
Deadpool smiled awkwardly, feeling a little guilty.
She didn't want to dwell on this topic, so she quickly took out a colorful comic book from her pocket and handed it to Stark.
"What is this?" Stark looked at it and asked. The character on the cover of the comic looked quite similar to him.
"An old man named Stan Lee drew a comic.”Deadpool said.
Stark flipped through the comic and was captivated by the content.
It wasn't until half an hour later that he slowly came back to his senses. He let out a long sigh, his gaze complicated.
Was this the script that the River God was talking about?
Deadpool's manga was actually about half of his life's experiences!
And the content of the comic book was similar to the story he learned from the River God?
In the end, he was really killed by that second-class Magus. The cause of death was just a snap of his fingers!
A very spectacular death!
"Anything else?" Stark couldn't help but look at Deadpool.
"Yes, many, many. I have a very good relationship with the editors of the comic studio.”Deadpool said.
He then took out many comics from his pocket, as if he didn't care about the content of the comics being leaked at all.
Stark wanted to take a look at it, but then he changed his mind.
So what if he knew?
How could those scripts that had been drawn up long ago decide his own fate and life?
Now that he had created the Iron Armor in advance, it meant that the future was not unchanging.
"I don't want it anymore! Keep it for yourself!" Stark prepared to leave.
"Mr. Stark, take me to the first floor!”
Deadpool said shamelessly, but he took the initiative to hug Stark's thigh, the kind that he couldn't shake off.
Stark was speechless.
Then, the steel armor sprayed exhaust gas and leaped into the sky beautifully.
During the flight, the chatterbox Deadpool didn't stop talking.
"My dear Tony, what if you want to urinate when you put on the suit?”
"Also, will the helmet clip your hair?”
"What kind of woman do you like the most? What do you think of me?"
"Actually, I think you can make a will in advance. That purple sweet potato spirit should be coming to Earth soon.”
Stark endured Deadpool's talkative words along the way, especially when he said something about making a will, purple potato spirit, and snapping his fingers!
Finally, he couldn't take it anymore and directly threw the dead servant down from a height of 10,000 meters!
"Ah!"
“ohno! Shit Tucker!"
"No, I'm going to die!"
Below the sky was a sea level. Stark was just joking.
He was prepared to receive Deadpool when he fell into the sea!
However, what he did not expect was…
Twenty meters above the surface of the sea, a great white shark suddenly jumped out of the water and swallowed Deadpool with lightning speed.
“??”Deadpool.
“oh,shit!”
With a time difference of about 0.01 seconds, Stark missed Deadpool. He stood quietly above the sea, speechless.
……
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