The audience cheered, applauded, and cheered.
Wu Shaobai, who was on the stage, obediently covered his hands in his sleeves. He stood on the stage without saying a word, quietly waiting for the applause to gradually stop.
During this time, he stood obediently with a gentle gaze.
Some of the older people in the front row couldn't help but clap as they said to their loved ones or friends beside them,
"This child is really handsome."
"That's right. She's still young now. She'll definitely look the same when she grows up.”
After the
applause died down, Wu Shaobai said,
"You see, this person said that he was praising me, but he also praised my master." "
Hahahahaha ~"
The audience laughed again.
As for the donkey backstage…Yu Xi couldn't help but shake his head.
"This brat
…" This could be considered to have caught a homonym and made it up.”
Guo Degang could not help but say.
As he spoke, he looked at his watch and his gaze fell on Wang Hai.
"Hai, it's been half an hour since 6 o'clock." Go and ask again!"
"Alright!"
Wang Hai looked at Wu Shaobai on the stage and nodded
.”
When Guo Degang returned his gaze to the stage, he heard Wu Shaobai say,
"Aiyo, Mr. Little Wu, I always listen to your crosstalk with your master." "
Thank you for your support."
"Where are you going, Mr. Little Wu?”
"I just skipped class and came out…
Go, go, go, play somewhere else!”
Amidst the laughter of the crowd, Wu Shaobai played two roles, and both of them came out with a burden.
"Hahahahaha ~"
The audience burst into laughter again.
The two backstage were relieved.
Yu Xi subconsciously turned his hand behind him and smacked his lips.
He wanted to smoke.
"De Gang, I'm going to smoke a cigarette.”
Hearing this, Guo Degang also laughed
.”
"Hi."
"
The child is still far from it." Yu Xi's face was full of pride.
"Hahahaha
…"
Let's start over. Yo, Mr. Little Wu, where are you going?”
"I'm going home to revise."
As soon as he said this, the audience burst into laughter again.
Wu Shaobai was also stunned. He looked at the audience and said,
"You guys are laughing at this?" I was caught skipping class, and you guys are still making a fuss when I go home to revise?”
"Eek ~"
"Phew ~"
Looking at the cheering audience, he shook his head helplessly and turned to the side again.
"Aiyo, Mr. Little Wu knows how to work hard. You're already the boss of the kindergarten, but you still know how to study…Well, I really admire you. Let me treat you to a drink?”
"Big Brother, I want to go home and revise.”
"Hey, can't you also learn biology at that place?”
"Hmm?"
Wu Shaobai stretched his head and was tongue-tied.
The audience was also stunned…
They couldn't wrap their heads around it.
However, some people reacted quickly and combined the atmosphere of nightclubs with this sentence…
Nowadays, bars and nightclubs were not as detailed as nightclubs, entertainment clubs, KTV, bars, and so on. The current description was still more general. Therefore, the concept of nightclubs = sex places still existed in the general knowledge.
As more and more people reacted…
"Phew ~~~~"
In the crowd's "you little brat, you know so much" jeering, Wu Shaobai smiled and said,
"You can go to biology class?"
"That's right."
"Let's go, let's go. Hurry up. "
Seeing his impatient reaction, the audience burst into laughter again.
However, he didn't feel much dislike in his heart…Most of the men who came to listen to crosstalk were young and ignorant when they were sixteen or seventeen.
This was not embarrassing.
It was just that the men had a tacit understanding.
Everyone was young.
Wu Shaobai still had a faint smile on his face.
"When we get to the bars and nightclubs... How much is a dozen of beer in Tianjin?" Who knows?"
"210."
Someone below the stage responded.
Wu Shaobai's mouth twitched,
"Wow, this is really expensive." After that, the big brother treated me to a drink that cost 420 yuan, and then I went to biology class. "
Eh!"
This time, the jeers below the stage were extremely intense.
Wu Shaobai paused for a moment,
"Then the next morning
…"
When the audience heard that he was not going to speak, they began to jeer again.
"What did you do tonight?"
"That's right, finish speaking!"
"We won't listen to the morning, we'll listen to the night!”
"Explain clearly! Explain clearly and don't let me step down!”
The audience below the stage began to jeer, clamoring for him to speak clearly.
Wu Shaobai's face was full of a speechless smile,
"Young and old men…you can't do this." I'm still a child!"
"Phew!"
Amidst the crowd's jeers, Wu Shaobai cleverly found an entry point and continued,
"Look, did everyone forget what we were going to say today? We're talking about 'On Diverances', but why do you all want to listen to the crosstalk that the television station doesn't allow to broadcast? There's a video recording today…"
" Eh ~"
" Hahahahahaha ~"
The laughter from the audience came wave after wave.
This place was getting warmer and warmer.
Wu Shaobai also continued to bring the big guy to life.
"You see, this is what happens when our Yanjing or Tianjin audiences see me. But what were we talking about just now? The land of Qin and Han, right? If I go to Xi'an, then it'll be different…"
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