"Little Hai!"
"Sis!"
Wang Hai watched as the two Jinbei cars with the Beijing brand arrived at the theater. When he heard the call, he quickly went up to them.
In the passenger seat, a slightly plump woman with a clear voice like a young girl jumped out of the car as soon as it stopped.
"Aiyo, aiyo, sis, slow down.”
Wang Hai supported his sister, and at the same time, the back door of the two Jinbei cars was opened.
A group of young people jumped down first.
Then, two children with small eyes quickly went to open the back door and helped the old men out.
Wang Hui did not care about these people. Instead, she asked Wang Hai anxiously,
"How is it?" You haven't finished acting, right? It won't delay, right? I asked Mr. Xing just now, and he said that it's fine. Although the class master has only a few openings and reserves, it's not like he hasn't passed before. It should be fine..."
Wang Hai smiled and waved his hand.
" It's fine, it's fine. Sister, don't worry." Shao Bai's opening was still up there.”
"Shao Bai?"
Wang Hui was taken aback.
"Did the young man come to life?"
Wang Hai saw that his sister didn't look worried. Instead, she looked surprised. He asked in puzzlement,
"Sister, have you seen Shao Bai use his life?"”
Wang Hui nodded.
"I've seen it. This child has taken quite a number of drumming scripts from me. I was the one who taught him 'Huarong Dao'... He went to sing drumming?"”
"No, I'm alone"
"Single mouth?"
Wang Hui subconsciously raised her voice.
"How can it be a single mouth?" No one was helping him? He
…" Shao Bai had no problem, but the audience's reaction was especially good. Let's hurry up. Don't delay. Let's talk backstage first. Xiao Wei, Jin Zi, you two quickly go and change your clothes.”
"Eh, I know."
Wang Hui didn't help pick up the group of old men in the Jinbei car behind her. Instead, the two of them, one tall and one short, looked at each other with their things in their hands and ran inside.
At this critical moment, the people in the car also got out.
"
Hurry up and go in. Don't button your clothes wrongly." Wang Hui quickly said. This was Tianjin, and the rules were strict. Let's hurry up and talk about work later. Little Hai, bring her along. I'll pay her the fare.”
"Alright, Sis, you can give it to me. The rest of you, follow me.”
Wang Hai led a child inside first. The few old men behind him who were a little slower indicated that there was no need to greet them and walked inside on their own.
"
Uncle Hai, how's Shao Bai?" A child with freckles on his face asked.”
"That's great!" Wang Hai paused for a moment
before nodding.
"That's great!"
…
"Today's stand-up comedy is called 'On Fangyan'. What about Fang Yan? In fact, it's about the speaking habits of people in different regions. For example, what I said just now about me going to biology class, would it be applicable in Xi'an? It was applicable, but also not applicable. Why did he say that? Because Xi'an also had bars and nightclubs, right? Two hundred and one dozen beers. I've been invited to Xi'an Nightclub's biology class
..."
Wu Shaobai had a 'I know what you guys mean, but I won't tell you' look on his face.
Then, he glanced backstage.
When he saw the crowd suddenly fill up with people in lab coats, he knew in his heart that it was about time for him to start.
Hence, they sped up the pace and
said,"Aiyo, isn't this Mr. Little Wu? "Your master's name sounds like an aphrodisiac…"
"Hahahahaha ~"
The laughter from the audience was overwhelming.
The people who were waiting looked at each other.
They didn't hear how Wu Shaobai had laid the foundation. After hearing the laughter, He Yunwei, who was very short and had a center parting hairstyle, subconsciously looked at Guo Degang.
"Master, didn't you say that it's hard to perform crosstalk in Tianjin?……This is also ordinary."
"..."
The corner of Guo Degang's mouth twitched... He
glanced at Yu Wei, who didn't say anything, and patted him.
"Child, don't be nervous when you go up later. If you say it step by step, you won't be wrong."”
"Alright. Take a good look and you'll be a winner! It's definitely not a problem."
"
After saying a bunch of things, we finished drinking and then started class…Then the next day…"
"Phew ~~~"
Seeing him skip again, the audience began to cheer again, but Wu Shaobai began to speed up the pace.
"The next day, I met that big brother again. But you can't always go to nightclubs, right? Eight hundred miles of Qinchuan was filled with dust, and thirty million heroes sang Qin opera. Qin Chuan's enthusiasm wasn't only reflected in his invitation to the nightclub, but also the unique scenery of Xi'an's snack night market on Huimin Street. Right? The next night, he invited me to dinner. At this moment, Fang Yan's playfulness was revealed. Think about it, in a bar, two hundred and one dozen, two dozen is no more than 24 bottles, and the bottles are still small. How much profit would the wine make? Right? However, when they were at a night market stall, they could not say that. Good lord…the boss almost called the police that day. The two of them sat at a small table and ordered some peanuts, edamame, and roasted kidneys. Order a drink? It was unknown whether the big brother was still drunk or addicted to biology class, but he said directly, Boss, give me 420 yuan worth of beer! The boss who was grilling the barbecue was also stunned. At this time, it reflected the straightforward personality of the Guanzhong people.
The boss looked up at us. Seeing that there were only the two of us, he didn't seem to have heard us clearly. He asked,
"Do you mean scatter?"
"
Give me 420 yuan worth of beer!"”
The unique Hanzhong accent made it impossible for the Shaanxi people present to hear anything wrong with it.
Then, Wu Shaobai used his coat as an apron and wiped his hands.
"Everyone, beer. Two yuan a bottle." 420 yuan…210 bottles. We only ordered 15 kebabs…The boss's words made me laugh.”
As he spoke, he gathered his Qi and said into the microphone,
"Buddy, you seem to be from Sa, right?"”
His voice was rough and gritty, carrying the aura of a northwestern man.
"Hahahahahaha ~"
After a long series of words, the audience instantly burst into laughter when they heard this.
Wu Shaobai took a step back, stood up straight, and bowed down to the audience.
He bowed and left the stage.
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