"Hey, hey, hey…Teacher Wu, Teacher Wu, please wait a moment.”
Luan Yunping quickly reached out and pulled Wu Shaobai.
"What?" Wu Shaobai turned his head
.
"Are you trying to usurp the throne?"
Hearing Luan Yunping's words, the audience laughed again.
Amidst the laughter, Wu Shaobai was stunned for a moment. Then, he suddenly lifted his robe with one hand
.
"Sigh…"
Luan Yunping quickly stopped him.
The audience burst into laughter.
"Hahahaha ~"
"Sing one! Sing a song!"
"Continue singing!"
"Phew ~~~"
Amidst the jeers, Luan Yunping quickly said,
"Teacher Wu, please wait a moment…How about this, I'll go down and you can do whatever you want, right?" Anyway, just treat it as your "The Last Supper" today and do your best. How about that?”
"They all praise me so much. Why don't you let me sing?”
"Phew ~~"
Seeing Wu Shaobai point at himself, the audience started to cheer.
Luan Yunping rolled his eyes
. If you want to sing at home, you can sing however you want, but you can't sing here. Although the two people backstage were a little older, they were not deaf and mute.”
"Alright, then I won't sing. Bowing down the stage, thank you!"
"Ai ai ai…"
"Hu ~~~"
"Hahahahaha ~"
"Go down ~ Go down!!"
Amidst the audience's jeers, Luan Yunping pulled Wu Shaobai back. As he listened to the jeers below, Wu Shaobai pointed at the guy sitting closest to him.
"Big brother, don't jeer. Listening to crosstalk is 40 yuan, jeering is 13,000 yuan. Go pay me later."”
"Phew ~~~"
"Alright, alright."
Luan Yunping didn't know whether to laugh or cry."Good
heavens," he said,"if you continue like this, they will call the anti-crime office."”
"Stop talking about this!"
"
I'm still a kid!" Wu Shaobai warned Luan Yunping.
"Phew!"
"Hmm?"
Hearing that there were still people jeering, Wu Shaobai looked over speechlessly,
"Sister, did I say something wrong?" I'm still a child."
For some reason, the audience's jeers became louder.
"Hey, hey, Teacher Wu. "Please
..."
"Can you please buy a towel and rub your face hard? Good heavens, how thick was it?”
Luan Yunping's face was full of disgust.
Wu Shaobai wondered,
"What do you mean?"
"What do you mean? You're still a child…You don't look like a child at all, do you?”
"But I'm still a child.”
Wu Shao Bai blinked innocently.
"Everyone knows that I, Wu Shaobai, am a kindergarten student in the crosstalk world. Born in 1990, 16 years old this year, he was a young pioneer since he was young. His hobby was to help an old lady cross the road, but he was blackmailed by the old lady for hundreds
of millions of yuan
…"
However, Tong Liya, who was sitting in the corner, did not know whether to laugh or cry.
She wanted to laugh, but when she thought about how she had also fallen here, she wanted to cry…In the end, her muscles pulled, and the bruise on her face suddenly hurt…
"Sss ~~"
The resentment in her eyes increased.
Amidst the laughter of the audience, Wu Shaobai suddenly revealed a sorrowful expression.
"Sigh…" He
let out a long sigh, which stunned the audience.
"
What's wrong with you?" Luan Yunping asked in puzzlement. Why are you sighing?"
"Sob…
Go to the side!"
Looking at Wu Shaobai who suddenly started to cover his face and cry, Luan Yunping directly pushed him.
"If you want to cry, go home and cry. What are you doing?" The audience
began to jeer, and Wu Shaobai returned to the microphone speechlessly,
"No, Luan, you're going to die!"？You dare to use violence on a good student?"
"You were blackmailed by the old lady for hundreds of millions of yuan, so why can't I be rough with you?”
"Do you know how many awards I've won? How dare you treat me like this?"
"Aiyo…you've even won an award? What award? Best extorted award?"
Luan Yunping looked surprised. As soon as he said that, the audience roared with laughter and then jeered.
Wu Shaobai rolled his eyes
. Let me tell you, I've won a lot of awards! What gold or silver award
…"
"Bronze Award, Iron Award
…"
"I have something to tell you…
" Wait a minute…"
" Advanced benchmark award, helicopter propeller…"
" Wait a minute!!!"
Luan Yunping hugged Wu Shaobai.
"
I didn't even plan to talk to you about the Iron Award just now, but you better tell me what that old man had to say about your award…What award was that?"”
"Oh? You don't know?"
"
You can't even tell?" Wu Shaobai revealed a surprised expression.
Then, she suddenly patted her chest with a loud "pah" sound.
"This is Daddy's heavy love for you!"”
"Are you going to die or not?"
"Hahahahahahaha ~"
The conversation between the two won the applause of the audience. The audience was almost convulsed with laughter. However, Tong Liya, who was in the corner, suddenly twitched the corner of her mouth…
The name of this show was…I Want to Fall in Love?
Forget about the name, the award he was talking about now…
Why did it sound so familiar?
These words... seemed to be what I said to him yesterday, right?
Although I didn't say 'I have something to tell you'…
Scoundrel!
Stinky brother!
The girl's face hurt again, and she was full of resentment.
…
"Brother, the audience is really too supportive.”
Guo Degang looked at the timer backstage and said,
"From the beginning to now, it has been more than four minutes. The audience has laughed seven or eight times."”
As he spoke, he looked at Wu Shaobai's back in a daze. He sighed,
"He can tease, he can praise, he has a good rhythm, and he can even deliver the burden to the audience." There was a hack, but it was still on the main topic…This child's work…was awesome! It's really a gift from the founder!"
"I'm still far from it."
Hearing this, Yu Xi replied happily.
"It's just an extraordinary performance.”
"You are too humble."
"Hahahaha ~"
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