"I'm telling you, Luan, I'm really not having a good day today. If you continue like this and I can't take the psychological pressure, I'll directly pull you to touch the electric door!”
"Why!"
Luan Yunping replied and then touched Wu Shaobai's arm.
"No, Teacher Wu, what's wrong?" You were quite normal during the opening segment of the Eight Great Auspicious Games. What happened now? Why are you looking for death?"
"The Eight Great Auspicious is because the person next to me is too cheap. I'm not as cheap as him…"
Hearing him mention Yue Yunpeng, everyone revealed a knowing smile.
Then, Wu Shaobai said,
"But you…You're my senior brother, so I have to complain to you…Da de long di dong qiang
…"
Hearing Wu Shaobai beat the drums, Luan Yunping quickly responded.
However, just as he finished speaking, Shaobai suddenly stood up straight and said in perfect Mandarin,
"I'm out of love."
"Are you going to die or not?"
Luan Yunping looked like he had been tormented quite badly, and his face was filled with speechlessness.
The audience burst into laughter, and a few young people even began to rub their faces.
From the start of the show until now, the two of them had been making jokes one after another. They had never stopped making jokes, and the audience was laughing so hard that their cheeks were starting to ache.
"If you don't sing, why are you stretching your body!？”
"…Sigh."
Wu Shaobai sighed again.
Seeing him like this, Luan Yunping gnashed his teeth in hatred.
"Everyone, look at how unlucky he is…How about this? Teacher Wu, what did you say just now?"”
"I said I was heartbroken."
"Pfft…"
Luan Yunping suddenly covered his mouth when he heard this.
"Hmm?"
Wu Shao Bai suddenly turned his head.
Luan Yunping, who was covering his mouth and laughing secretly, quickly put down his hand and forced himself to pretend to be serious.
"Hahahaha ~"
Wu Shaobai pointed at the other party amidst the laughter of the audience.
"Thief Sun, are you gloating?"”
"No."
Luan Yunping quickly shook his head and patted his chest
…
"I'm smiling because…this is Daddy's heavy love for you!”
He suddenly threw out a cheat and flipped through the previous "I Have Something to Say to You Award".
"Hahahahahaha ~"
"Phew ~~~"
Under Wu Shaobai's expression that looked like he had eaten sh * t, the audience burst out laughing.
These two people…
Hahahaha…
Why didn't I notice it usually? These two people together were really funny.
The audience laughed for a while before they gradually quieted down. Wu Shaobai opened his mouth wide.
But before he could say anything, the audience collectively sighed.
"You guys even want to rob this?"
"
Let's go, I'll take you to the electric door!"”
"No! I'm not going!"
"
Wu Shaobai, can you be normal?"……No, what's wrong with you? That's true! Wasn't it just a breakup? What was going on? Tell us, there are so many people here today. Some are married, some are not married, some are about to get married, and some have just gotten married. With so many seniors here, they should be able to give you some advice, right?”
"..."
Wu Shaobai didn't say anything and opened his mouth again.
The audience followed suit and let out another sigh.
The interaction was excellent.
"I…I pursued a girl, but she rejected me twice.”
Below the stage.
Tong Liya's ears pricked up.
On the stage, Luan Yunping was stunned
. Rejected you twice?"
"... Yes. "
Then why?" "
This story is a long one. "
While playing!"
Seeing him stretch his body again, Luan Yunping pushed him again
. Don't stretch your figure."
"…Alright then. It's like this. I've fallen in love with a girl.”
"Eh, young Muai, this is very normal.”
"But this girl is an artistic girl.”
"Oh? A crosstalk performer?"
Luan Yunping took it and the audience laughed.
"Hahahaha ~"
Wu Shaobai didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
"Your family's art and literature only has crosstalk?”
"…Not really. Beijing opera, drum, opera, and Pingxi are all counted. "
Are you poor?"
"I don't like these!" Wu Shaobai waved his sleeves
. I like reading! Did you know? Reading books!"
"Oh, then it seems that you're doing well.”
"That's right. Aiyo, I like this girl. She's so pretty ~ She's really…hooking and throwing ~ I'm Erekinde (Manchu: I really like it!"
After he said that, some of the audience members did not quite understand what he meant, but most of them still smiled.
Luan Yunping took the initiative to explain,
"Oh, I really like it."”
"Yes."
Wu Shaobai nodded
.”
"Yes, in love, one party must take the initiative. Otherwise, you'll miss it.”
"That's right. People often say that I hope all lovers in the world will eventually get married. This is a pre-life made things do not miss marriage.”
"That's an old saying."
"I really like this girl. I have to pursue her, right?”
"That's true."
"But chasing a girl also requires strategy, right?”
"Yes."
"I have to cater to his preferences."
"Eh, that's not bad at all. What did the girl like? If you just show it, then it definitely won't be wrong.”
Hearing Luan Yunping's words, Wu Shaobai immediately nodded and showed an empathetic expression
. So I asked around and found out that she has a hobby. She likes to read.”
"Hey, what a hobby. There's a golden house in the book, and there's a beauty in the book
…"
"
What did you say?" Wu Shaobai suddenly turned his head.
“……？”
Luan Yunping was also stunned. Then, he said,
"There's a golden house in the book
…"
"Hahahaha ~"
Amidst the laughter of the audience, Luan Yunping waved his hand.
"Hey, you're also uncultured…It's fine, it's fine. Please continue."”
"Hmm…alright. In any case, I just wanted to cater to his interests. In order to show off my literary attainments, I went to Xinhua Bookstore.”
"You went to buy books?"
"Yes."
"What did you buy?"
"Old something's Teahouse."
"Hey, that can be the famous book... Wait, wait, wait..."
Luan Yunping, who realized that something was wrong, quickly stopped him.
"Mr. Wu, hey, Teacher Wu." Excuse me, what…what did you say you bought?”
"The Teahouse"
"Who wrote it?"
"Old what!"
"That's called Lao Lao She!!"
Luan Yunping's face was filled with absurdity.
"
Puhahahahaha…Aiyo ~~"
Below the stage, Tong Liya covered her cheeks and looked at the stage speechlessly with a group of audience members who were also holding their stomachs from laughing.
Her eyes were filled with tears…
It was unknown if it was because her face was hurting or because she was crying from laughing.
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