"What?"
Wu Shaobai asked amidst the laughter of the audience.
Luan Yunping pointed at the table.
"She!"
"No, it's Old What, the one from 'Look Like a Camel'!”
"That's Camel Xiangzi!"
"Hahahahaha ~ Aiyo ~ Aiyo ~ I can't take it anymore…"
The audience clutched their stomachs.
He was laughing so hard that he was out of breath.
No way.
These two people were too funny.
He couldn't take it anymore.
"You should stop chasing after her and go back to kindergarten to read your Pinyin.”
"Uh…"
Wu Shaobai was stunned for a moment before clapping his hands,
"Yes, yes, yes. I forgot, hehe, sorry everyone, I remembered wrongly.”
"Hey, you're quite sincere."
"That's right. I took Old What…Ah, no, Lao She's Teahouse and went to look for that girl.”
"Yo, is this a confession?"
"That's right. I walked in front of her…Young lady, let's go, let's get two bowls of rotten meat noodles to eat outside?”
"Whoa ~"
Luan Yunping was completely helpless.
The story here was that the Eight Banners descendant, Master Chang Si, met a woman who wanted to sell a girl in a teahouse. She looked pitiful and asked the shopkeeper to bring two bowls of rotten meat noodles and put them on his tab. He asked the two of them to go out and eat so that they wouldn't be an eyesore.
Mr. Lao She was very outstanding when he wrote this plot. On the one hand, he showed the arrogance of the Fourth Master Chang as a noble of the Eight Banners, and also reflected his kind heart.
However, after being used by Wu Shaobai…it immediately became a bit nondescript.
"And that girl also smiled. She put down the book in her hand."
"He picked up a stick?"
"Why are you holding a stick?"
"It's already considered light that I didn't kill you."
"Not really. She just smiled at me…Aiyo, her smile was so pretty…She hooked and threw me ~"
"Yes, I don't know how I'm going to mock you in my heart.”
"She told me…"
"What are you talking about?"
"She said,'I don't like Lao She, I prefer Bajin' er.“
"Hmm?"
Luan Yunping stretched her neck.
"Who is it?"
"Eight catties."
“……”
This time, Luan Yunping was speechless. Wu Shaobai spread his hands and said helplessly,
"I said that I'm six catties and six taels, not even eight catties.”
"That's Ba Jin! Baby, why don't you find a job? Don't think about chasing girls.”
"The lady also said something to me very gently.”
"What words?"
"Get lost!"
"Hahahahaha ~"
The few audience members in the front row began to pinch their stomachs again.
His face was filled with pain.
No, these two grandsons were too poor.
He really couldn't take it anymore.
People were happy when they heard crosstalk, but why did they suffer when it came to these two…
Ouch, it hurts.
……
On the stage, Wu Shaobai's face was filled with helplessness.
"Alright, I don't know who's who anyway, so I don't care who's eight pounds. In short…because of the difference in our literary attainments, our first confession failed.”
"It's good that I didn't kill you."
"But love is something that only grows stronger with each setback, right?”
"…Where did you go this time?"
Luan Yunping hid his hands in his sleeves and looked like he was watching a joke.
Wu Shaobai smiled happily,
"I found out about her hobby again.”
"What is it?"
"Music."
"Tsk, if you want to call her an artistic girl, her hobbies are quite elegant.”
"But I don't know how to play instruments. What should I do?”
"Hmm, what should we do?"
"Learn. Really, I've put in a lot of effort to pursue this girl! I traveled all over the world and visited famous teachers…In the end, I found a famous musical instrument master in Yanjing's Paradise River!”
Paradise River was a small river in Yanjing, next to the crematorium.
Quite famous.
As soon as he said that, Luan Yunping waved his sleeves as if he was dispelling something.
"Aiyo, the place where this master lives is really unlucky.”
"I found a master and he was willing to teach me. However, he was a true master, and his teaching was not free. Even when Confucius was a disciple, his disciple had to bring two pieces of cured meat, right? Therefore, we encountered a problem."
"What is it?"
"I don't have money…"
"Hi. If you don't have money, why are you joining in the fun?"
"I have to chase after girls. For my girl, how can I give up so easily?”
"Aiyo, look, this word is so elegant. It's really embarrassing to say it from your mouth.”
"Hahahahaha ~"
"Luan, that's enough!"
Wu Shaobai's face was filled with dissatisfaction as he looked at the audience below the stage.
"Is it wrong for me to pursue my love?”
"Phew ~"
"No!"
"Good luck!"
"We support you!"
"Hahahahaha ~"
Amidst the cheers, Wu Shaobai firmly clenched his fists.
"Since everyone is so supportive of me, I can't give up, right? As the saying goes, where sincerity comes, metal and stone can be opened. My determination has finally moved the master. The master has decided to teach me a musical instrument for free!”
"What did you learn?"
"I don't know what to learn, I just wanted to…raise my voice, not only to let my lady hear my feelings, but also to let others hear it. Let everyone give their heartfelt blessings to our sincere love.”
"Whoa ~"
Luan Yunping's face was filled with disdain.
"This girl is really unlucky."
"What are you saying? They all support me so much, why can't you!”
Wu Shaobai pointed at the audience.
The audience began to jeer again. Luan Yunping quickly waved his hand.
"Alright, alright, I was wrong. I support you too…Then what instrument did you choose?”
"Suona."
“……”
"Hahahaha ~"
The audience already felt that something was wrong, but they were too uncomfortable laughing just now. They only dared to laugh softly now, or else they would cramp up.
"Why did you choose the suona?"
"Because Grandmaster said that this thing is the loudest.”
"Eh, that's true."
"Hard work pays off. After learning from the master in Paradise River for a while, I finally mustered up the courage to go to the dormitory of my beloved girl and pick up the suona... Di ~ Da Da ~ Di Da ~ Di Da Da ~"
"Hahahahaha ~"
No, I can't hold it in anymore.
Chasing the girl to play funeral music with suona.
I can't take it anymore.
The audience was about to go crazy from holding it in, and in the end, it turned into a roar of laughter.
Amidst the laughter, Luan Yunping sighed.
"Hey, I won't stop you this time. It won't be a loss even if I kill you later.”
……
Backstage.
"Senior Brother, this job is too familiar. It's too familiar! This child is really amazing!"
Guo Degang exclaimed.
"How did you teach him…"
"Hi."
Yu Xi waved his hand and said humbly,"
"Blind teaching. It's just blind teaching ~"
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