"Standing outside the dormitory, my lady didn't appear.”
"That's because she's afraid that she'll scare the others to death when she appears.”
"Hahahahaha..."
With Luan Yunping's words, the audience burst into laughter again. The big brothers in the front row laughed so hard that they directly threw their heads over. If it weren't for the people behind them who were kind enough to help, they might have fallen to the ground.
On the stage, Wu Shaobai stood up straight when he heard Luan Yunping's praise. His face was filled with helplessness. When the audience was almost done laughing, he sighed.
"Sigh, because I only sent her back to school. I don't know where she lives…"
Below the stage, Tong Liya's lips twitched again.
Wu Shaobai, you really have the nerve to say that…Are you sending me back to school? You were obviously going to buy some meat and send me back to school!
Moreover, they were still one stop away!
"I have no choice but to use the most scientific method to tell the girl that I am here.”
"What is it?"
"My young lady's name is Shuang…Everyone, please forgive me. This young lady hasn't left the boudoir yet, so I can't mention her surname, so I can only tell you her name. "
Hey, it's fine if you know the name. This girl's name was Shuang 'er. Right?"
"There's no sound, there's no sound. One name, one word, cool!"
"Oh, and then? What's wrong?"
Luan Yunping asked.
However, some of the audience seemed to have sensed something wrong from the word "cool"... They
instinctively covered their stomachs and looked at Wu Shaobai, who hadn't opened his mouth yet...
What did this grandson want to say?
Was it funny?
Can my stomach hold on…
Oh my god.
Why am I so scared?
Wu Shaobai stood in front of the microphone with a solemn expression
. If it wasn't ascending to heaven, it would be a wedding ceremony. A thousand years of lute, ten thousand years of zither, an erhu for a lifetime. When I first came to the world, I was full of excitement. When I blew the suona, it was always the same. When the music was played and the cloth was covered, the whole village, old and young, served the dishes. Some walked, some carried, and behind them was a sea of white. The coffin was covered, the soil was buried, and the relatives were arranged in two rows. The cannon was fired, the paper was burned, and the candles and offerings were placed. The earth has been buried, the people have been worshiped, and they will come again next year during the Qingming Festival. Firecrackers rang out, and the suona was blown. They walked in front and chased behind. At first I didn't know the meaning of the suona, but when I heard it again, it was the man in the coffin. He didn't hear anything outside the coffin and only wanted to go to the underworld.”
"Oh? Although these words were a bit rough, they were reasonable.”
Luan Yunping gave her a thumbs up.
"But…didn't you come to find this Miss Shuang? Why are you suddenly talking about this?"
"Because I realized that if I can't even summon my beloved girl with my suona, it means that something might have happened to her! After all, all the female students in the dormitory were looking at me, but she was nowhere to be seen. "
So, you…"
"In desperation, I can only ask these kind students for help. I stood downstairs and put down my suona. I shouted with my voice, It feels so good!"
"Pfft…"
A big brother drinking water in the first row spat out his tea when he heard this.
The audience couldn't suppress their laughter. As Wu Shaobai stood on the stage, everyone's expressions began to distort.
"Awesome! Great! I just shouted twice, and some kind-hearted person replied, He's dead!"
"Aiyo ~"
"When I heard that my beloved girl was dead, I was really disheartened. I only felt endless grief and indignation filling my chest. Oh my, this sorrow can't be described. If I were to tell anyone, they would cry and kowtow!”
"Yes! And then?"
"Then, I didn't believe that my literary girl would be separated from me forever, so I wanted to confirm it with this kind person. He directly asked,"Is it so good?" Was it awesome? It felt so good ~~~ Awesome! "
I'll go to you ~"
Luan Yunping pushed Wu Shaobai. As the audience held their stomachs and wiped their tears, the two of them stood up straight and bowed to the audience.
The incomparably enthusiastic applause erupted into a wave of waves that could topple mountains and overturn seas. Accompanied by whistles, cheers, and applause, they sent the two off the stage.
Mr. Little Wu is awesome!"
"Good!"
"You've covered my old baby!!”
"Mr. Little Wu is awesome!”
"
Big brother, big brother, don't shout for another one. If we really fill in the encore, can we take it?”
"Oh right, go down! Get down!"
"Ah, right, shout down and quickly send this master away. If he doesn't leave now, it'll be his turn to blow the suona for us.”
"Hahahahahaha…"
Amidst
the cheers of the audience, Wu Shaobai and Luan Yunping walked step by step back to the day after tomorrow.
The host also went to announce the scene with a smile on his face. The two of them entered the backstage and bowed to Guo Degang and Yu Xi, who were sitting backstage.
"Master, Master, thank you." "
Hahaha…"
Yu Xi patted Wu Shaobai's shoulder, and Guo Degang patted Luan Yunping.
"This show is good. Not bad!"
The two of them went on stage with smiles on their faces.
As soon as the two of them left, Luan Yunping excitedly hooked her arms around Wu Shaobai's neck,
"Shaobai!" Awesome! Heh, he was simply awesome! It was too awesome! It was true! What are you thinking about these burdens! He's too powerful!"
"
Brother Luan, do you understand what I'm saying now?"”
"Understood. It's really flying!"
"It's alright..."
Wu Shaobai was just about to be humble when he suddenly heard a voice from the stage.! It felt so good! The three of them turned their heads and saw that Guo Degang was looking through their bags into the microphone.
The audience cheered again.
Then, Guo Degang's voice sounded again,
"Wu Shaobai just now is Teacher Yu Qian's first disciple."”
"Eh, yes, my eldest disciple. "
Oh!"
The audience was not stingy with their applause and cheers.
He called out to her with a loud voice.
Yu Wei also spoke,
"The one who stood at the table and told my disciple Lao She is Teacher Guo's beloved disciple, Luan Yunping.”
"Oh!"
The cheers were not weak either.
Luan Yunping's eyes were filled with excitement as he listened. He kept whispering to the two of them,
"This is the job I like!" It was true! This is the career I love!”
Wu Shao Bai smiled.
Who wouldn't like it?
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