"Yes, yes. Abbey Dean, do you know how to fly on roofs and walk on walls?”
......
"This student, don't take the plots in novels and television seriously. In real life, there is no such martial arts.”
As soon as Chu Tian finished speaking, he reached out and caught a nestling that had fallen from the nest.
He jumped and flew more than three meters away. Then, he used his feet to borrow strength from the tree trunk. His body rose again and directly jumped onto a tree that was nearly ten meters tall.
After carefully putting the nestling into the nest, Chu Tian let go and it fell to the ground like a leaf.
"I'll f * ck you! Didn't you say you don't have qinggong?"
"However, Big Brother is uncultured. He can go all over the world with just one sentence.”
"What kind of f * cking streamer am I following? Oh my god, my heart is sick!”
"A bunch of idiots, haven't you seen a wire before? Idiot."
"Idiot, have you seen the wire? Didn't you see the distant view just now?"
"Even if it's a wire, the Abbey Dean's action is still very cool, okay?”
"Oh my god, I'm f * cked!"
" A wolf from the north rewarded the streamer with one rocket."
" Mu Ziliu rewarded the streamer with a rocket x1."
" Zhishou Abbey's disciple Meng Meng rewarded the streamer with one rocket."
" Ali didn't give the streamer 999 roses."
" Apa Apache tipped the streamer bird's nest *999."
......
Chu Tian watched helplessly as the tip list soared. Within a few minutes, the amount of tips for the day had already exceeded 10,000!
Abassy, this money is too easy to earn.
"Let me explain. This isn't called qinggong. My jumping ability is just a little outstanding.”Chu Tian said seriously.
"Goose, goose, goose, I believe you."
"The Abbey Dean is a bad old man.”
"I found that the Abbey Dean looked very kind, but he was full of evil ideas.”
......
"When you like me, call me the Abbey Dean. When you don't like me, call me the Abbey Dean, old man.”Chu Tian pretended to be indifferent.
"Abbey Dean, is it difficult to practice martial arts?”An audience member couldn't help but ask.
"It's not too difficult to practice, right? All paths lead to the same destination. If one wanted to practice martial arts, one had to first train their body.”
"You just need to do 500 push-ups, 500 sit-ups, and then run five kilometers.”Chu Tian said casually.
"Goose, goose, goose, I like it when the Abbey Dean lies with a straight face.”
"500 push-ups, 500 sit-ups, and another five kilometers? Forget it, I think the bed is more suitable for me.”
"Boasting doesn't cost money.”
"Streamer, if you can finish this, I'll call you daddy!”
"F * ck! It was July, and he hadn't even called her daddy yesterday.”
"That's right, don't play dead!"
"I'll owe you first."
......
Chu Tian didn't care about the noisy live broadcast room. He stretched his muscles and bones a little, then lay on the ground and started doing push-ups.
These were all essential homework for Chu Tian every day for the past few years, so Chu Tian easily completed 500 push-ups.
After doing the push-ups, Chu Tian didn't sit on his back and get up immediately. Instead, he ran first.
Previously, in the Taoist temple, a 10-kilometer morning run was Chu Tian's favorite activity.
He ran on the mountain road, through the forest, through the world, through the village, and ran all the way to a cement road.
When they arrived, they could see the speeding cars and feel that it was already the 21st century.
Chu Tian ran unhurriedly on the mountain road.
Along the way, many little birds flew to Chu Tian's side one after another and followed him curiously.
"Are there so many lonely people? He had nothing to do early in the morning, so he came to the live-stream room to watch others run?”
"Can any of you tell me what this is for?”
"This streamer is really awesome. He's walking his dog and cat, but he's walking his bird here?”
"Why are these birds following Abbey Dean Ao?”
Because the Abbey Dean is a man?"
"What do you mean? Does the bird like men?"
"No, the bird likes women."
"I think you were driving, but I can't find any evidence.”
"F * ck, the wheels are already on your face, and you still can't find any evidence.”
......
"Tian 'er, are you jogging again?" An old man carrying a hoe greeted him warmly.
"Third Granduncle, why are you so early? Take care of your body." Chu Tian said respectfully.
"Hehehe, you're in good health. Tian 'er, thank you. If it wasn't for your medicine, I might be gone now.”
"I kept saying that I wanted to thank you. I went to my daughter's place in the city these days. Go to Third Granduncle's house for lunch today. Third Granduncle will make chicken soup for you.”The old man said gratefully.
"Third Great Uncle, I am a junior. Isn't this what I should do?”Chu Tian smiled and said," Third Granduncle, I have something to do at noon. I'll eat your meal when I have time."”
"Little Taoist priest is really hardworking. He's also good-looking. It's a pity that he's staying in this dilapidated Taoist temple in the wilderness.”An old lady who was weeding by the roadside shook her head and said with a sigh.
"Tian 'er, come quickly, come quickly. I just made a bowl of porridge.”
"Tian 'er, don't run so fast. Take two Herbal Tea Eggs back to eat!”
Along the way, everyone who saw Chu Tian greeted him warmly.
There was even an old lady who chased Chu Tian for dozens of meters with two Herbal Tea Eggs.
"I'm so envious of this kind of life. It's so warm.”
"Yeah, we were like this when we were young. If there was anything delicious, we would give some to the neighbors immediately.”
"Yes, yes, yes. When I was young, I would go out with a bowl of white rice and have all kinds of dishes.”
"Hahaha, uncle, why are you so thick-skinned?”
"Everyone is willing to give it to us. At that time, neighbors were really closer than relatives.”
"I agree. When I was young, I had a fever at night. My parents went out to work, and I ran three kilometers from my neighbor to the hospital.”
For a moment, the live broadcast room was filled with warm memories.
Chu Tian couldn't help but smile. He also liked this kind of thing very much.
"Tian 'er! Tian 'er! Run, the cattle of the Sixth Family are crazy!"
A sudden voice sounded.
Chu Tian looked up and saw a big and sturdy water buffalo rushing toward him frantically along the small road in the village.
Ps: My lords, please give me some flowers. I haven't eaten for days.
Dear lords, touch your strong chest muscles and tell me, how is my update speed?
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