This sudden change scared Chu Tian quite a bit. He subconsciously wanted to dodge, but there were houses on both sides.
Just as Chu Tian was about to use the Wudang Cloud Ladder, the originally crazy water buffalo actually stopped in a hurry.
Due to inertia, the water buffalo lost its balance and fell to its knees.
The nearby villagers all widened their eyes and stared at Chu Tian as if they had seen a ghost.
"What's going on?"
"I didn't understand the plot. Am I too uneducated?”
"At this moment, I want to recite a poem.”
" Abbey Dean Zhishou is really awesome. Even water buffaloes kneel when they see him. Even water buffaloes kneel when they see him. Abbey Dean Zhishou is really awesome.”
"Damn, brother is indeed talented."
"Praise, praise, wahahahaha!”
……
"I'm not that scary, am I? Even the water buffaloes are paralyzed from fear?" Chu Tian touched his face and mumbled in all seriousness.
"Goose, goose, goose. The cow wasn't scared. It was mesmerized by the Abbey Dean's face. (σ.σ)”
"Wrong, the cow was not scared, it was just bragging.”
……
"Xiao Tian, are you alright?" The cow owner, who had rushed over, asked in panic and fear.
"It's okay, Sixth Uncle. Your cow must have been frightened by something. Be careful.”Chu Tian said politely.
"Hey, hey." Sixth Brother nodded and grabbed the reins.
As soon as Chu Tian left, the nearby villagers began to gossip.
"What happened just now?"
"I don't know. Why did the cow suddenly kneel down?”
The two old ladies looked at each other and shook their heads in confusion.
An old man holding a bowl immediately came over and said with a serious expression,"You guys don't understand, do you? Cow eyes can see things we can't.”
"Didn't I tell you? The Zhishou Abbey was no ordinary place.”
"This Daoist temple has been here for hundreds of years. I heard from my grandfather that the Zhishou Abbey had immortals.”
"A few hundred years ago, there was a group of mountain bandits near our village. They came to our village to burn, kill, and rob.”
"The Abbey Dean of the Zhishou Abbey couldn't stand it anymore, so he casually scattered a handful of soybeans. Guess what?"
A few old men and women were engrossed in listening and immediately asked impatiently,"What happened?"
"These soybeans turned into golden-armored divine weapons, and with a whoosh, they killed all the bandits.”The old man waved his arms aggressively, as if he had experienced it himself.
This scene was completely captured by the system.
The live broadcast room became lively again.
"Really? Is the streamer a god?"
"It would be a waste if this old man didn't do crosstalk. He can even tell the mythical story of turning beans into soldiers as if it was real.”
"Hahaha, aren't these old men and women too interesting?”
"The countryside is like this. The people there are very innocent.”
……
Chu Tian was also watching the live broadcast. He couldn't help but shake his head with a bitter smile.
How was this a water buffalo kowtowing to him?
It was purely because the water buffalo stopped too quickly and lost its balance, causing it to fall.
"It's a fair today. I'll bring some apples back for Big Bear on the way.”Chu Tian said.
"Cute Little Bean: Abbey Dean, who's Big Bear?”
"Isn't Big Xiong that shameless Fatty Da from yesterday? He'll definitely come again today. If I didn't buy him an apple, he would have ruined my entire orchids.”Chu Tian smiled helplessly.
"Damn it, Fatty is such a great divine beast, but he's suddenly downgraded by the Abbey Dean's name.”
"Hahaha, I think Big Bear is quite suitable. Abbey Dean, what's the name of that big black snake?”
"Black rod." Chu Tian answered without hesitation.
"Hahaha, the Abbey Dean is a genius. This name is too appropriate!”
"Goose, goose, goose, what about that golden monkey? Is he called Xiao Jin?"
"Wrong. I don't think the Abbey Dean would have such a simple name. It should be Wukong."
The screen of the live broadcast room was filled with 666 comments.
"No, that monkey is called Yuan Bao." Chu Tian said.
“？？？？？Question mark face jpg."
"Why is it called Yuan Bao?"
"Aren't golden monkeys golden?" Chu Tian asked.
"Hahaha, right, Gold Ingot.”
"Oh my god, I think I have to kowtow to the Abbey Dean. I'm impressed, really!”
"I came to attend my ex-girlfriend's wedding today and couldn't help but laugh out loud. Now that their family is staring at me, how should I explain? I'm waiting online. It's quite urgent."
……
Chu Tian ran for a few more minutes and finally arrived at the nearest market.
It just so happened that today was a fair, and the originally empty village was rarely lively.
The streets were simply crowded.
However, if you observed carefully, you would find that most of the people here were old people and children.
There were all kinds of things sold in the market, from small needles and thread to big three-wheeled motorcycles.
There was even a shop with a few elderly mobility scooters in front of it.
Passing by a stall selling chickens, Chu Tian squatted down.
After the old man left, only a man, a snake, and a monkey were left in the huge Taoist temple. It seemed a little deserted.
Therefore, other than buying apples for Fatty, Chu Tian went to the market this time. He also wanted to buy some poultry to raise.
"Wow, wow, wow. Chicks and ducklings are so cute!”
"That's right, that's right. She's so cute. She'll definitely be delicious when she grows up!”
"Previous poster, you won't have a girlfriend like this!”
"Why do you want a girlfriend? Liking a delicate woman was a woman's thing to do. A man should like a man!”
"Pfft! I actually feel that it makes sense!”
Ps, crying, really.
The first day of the update, the data was miserable.
Big shots, please give me some monthly votes. Flowers are fine.
Sob, sob, sob.
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