At this point, the audience also realized that Ye Yunfei was not going to talk about a foreign film, but a cross-talk about the Spring Festival couplets.
Although he was a little curious as to why it didn't match the program list, he didn't mind.
The group of people were even pleasantly surprised!
Because from the beginning until now, their laughter had not stopped.
It had been too long since they had heard this kind of crosstalk where every piece was played.
To put it bluntly, even if Guo Degang went on stage, he might not be able to bring them such joy.
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On the stage, Ye Yunfei still wanted to ask him,"Do you think what I said is reasonable?"”
"I prostrate myself before you," said Sun Yue, clasping her hands together.”
Ye Yunfei looked at Sun Yue and said,"Sister Lin, you have to open your eyes first when you wake up every morning."”
"Yes, yes," said Sun Yue.
"Wipe your eyes clean and then get up.”
Ye Yunfei wiped his eyes with both hands, and Sun Yue couldn't bear to look at his every move.
The audience burst into laughter.
This fellow was indeed here to ruin the image of Dream of the Red Chamber in everyone's hearts!
When they thought of Lin Daiyu getting up to wipe her eyes, they all had goosebumps.
"After wiping, Sister Lin sat there and did two things."”
"What two things?" Sun Yue asked.
Ye Yunfei,"One Day of Cleansing"
Sun Yue said,"That's called a clean face. You have to distinguish between the tall and short ones."”
Ye Yunfei: " Yes, yes, yes. It's called a clean face.”
"What about the second?" Sun Yue asked.
Ye Yunfei said,"The second is to cleanse your body."
Hearing this, Sun Yue went offline.
However, the audience laughed happily.
After pausing for a few seconds, Sun Yue held back her laughter and asked,""Lin Daiyu, do you still want to cleanse your body?"
Ye Yunfei wiped his face and said,"Yes, clean noodles."?”
"Wash your face," Sun Yue said.
Ye Yunfei started to rub his body and said,""Cleansing means to clean your body and rub the dirt.”
"Puff!"
"Hahahahaha."
The audience burst into laughter again!
How dirty was this Sister Lin? She even rubbed mud.
Oh my god, not only was the word 'Prince Consort' ruined, even Dream of the Red Chamber could no longer be looked at!
Sun Yue looked at him angrily and said,""Can't you just say that you want to take a bath?”
Ye Yunfei: " Yes, shower. After you're done, spray some Armani perfume."”
"Armani? Aiyo!" Sun Yue looked melancholic.
Ye Yunfei: " Then, get soap. There was no shampoo in the past, so I could only use soap to wash my hair."”
"Yes," said Sun Yue.
The next second, Ye Yunfei gestured to his head and said,""It's a soap, so you have to get better bit by bit.
Sun Yue smiled and said,"Your 'dia' is comparable to the 'neng'."
Hearing this, the audience burst into laughter.
This kind of word was really vivid. One could feel the situation at the scene without any description.
Ye Yunfei was not affected and continued,""When the 'boa' is done, I'll use the stick to hit it, pa"
"You have to break that soap to get this foam out.”
As he spoke, Ye Yunfei took the "stick" and hammered it on his head. It even had its own sound effects.
"Puff!"
The audience was amused again.
It turned out that washing hair in ancient times was like this. It refreshed his worldview!
At this moment, Sun Yue put her palms together and said,""After the fight, Lin Daiyu will become a Buddha."
" Hahahaha!"
The audience couldn't hold it in anymore and slammed the table with laughter.
This package came too suddenly and too three-dimensional.
"Brother Fatty's actions are too vivid, it hurts my eyes.”
"Isn't the bun on the head of the Buddha like this?”
"I feel like Lin Daiyu has been played badly by the little brother."
"Hahaha, I feel the same way."
.......
On the stage, Ye Yunfei and Sun Yue's performance continued.
Ye Yunfei said in a bad mood," What Buddha? I'm just washing my hair. I'm washing my hair."
After washing her hair, she started to draw her eyebrows.”
"Eh, you're drawing eyebrows and drawing eyes," Sun Yue said.”
Ye Yunfei: " In the past, Hua Mei didn't have this eyebrow pencil."”
"Yes," Sun Yue replied,"we used charcoal sticks in the past.”
"Yes, use a charcoal stick and start drawing the eyebrows like this.”
Ye Yunfei put two index fingers on his eyebrows and made a clicking sound.
The audience started to hold back their laughter.
Especially the female audience.
After all, drawing eyebrows was their forte. That was definitely not how it was drawn.
Sun Yue also gestured and said teasingly,""Good heavens, is this how Lin Daiyu draws her eyebrows?”
"Annoying ~"
"I've never drawn my eyebrows, so I don't know how to describe it."”
"Then you can say that Liu Yue has curved eyebrows."”
Ye Yunfei: " Yes, yes, yes. Liu Yue's eyebrows are curved. It's done."
Then, she started to work on the red lips. Everyone should know that there was no such lipstick in the past.”
"Then what should we do?" Sun Yue asked.
"I have lip paper."
"Yes," said Sun Yue.
Ye Yunfei: " This lip paper, take it over. I want to put it on my mouth, but when I look at it, it's used up."”
"Done?" Sun Yue asked, puzzled.”
Ye Yunfei: " It's a good thing that there's a couplet at the door.”
"Hahahaha!" The audience burst into laughter.
Using couplets as lip paper, to think you could think of that!
Ye Yunfei continued,"The couplet is red. Sister Lin, hurry up and tear it off."”
"What kind of unit is that?" Sun Yue asked.”
Ye Yunfei: " It's just a piece, a piece in half.
She took it to her mouth and gave it a maimiamia. Her mouth turned red. She couldn't waste it. While it was hot and wet, she applied it to her face and the rouge came.”
"How is this a lady from a noble family?" Sun Yue said with a look of disdain.”
"Eh-"
Hearing this, the audience burst into laughter again!
They weren't laughing at Lin Daiyu's actions, but they were being broken by Ye Yunfei's actions.
" Miamiamia " was really a poisonous action.
Not only that, he even rubbed his face after sipping it. It was like a village girl who didn't know how to dress up suddenly wanted to dress up.
The girls present covered their mouths and laughed.
Ye Yunfei's actions were just like their first time putting on makeup. Thinking back, they couldn't bear to look at him.
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