Crosstalk Master: Set Rules on the Stage, Set a New Grave Below the Stage
9 The Great Sage Sun, who entered seven times and left seven times!

Qu Yi Mast

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Hearing this, the backstage also burst into laughter.

The few newcomers and juniors were overjoyed.

To be honest, these were all new jobs that they had never heard of.

Although the main body of the crosstalk was still traditional.

But so far, almost all the baggage inside was new.

Especially the rhyme of the old man in the bamboo hat, it made the bag ring again and again, the effect was excellent.

"Fortunately, I wasn't the one supporting him."

Yan Hexian muttered in his heart.

Of course, he wanted to join in the crosstalk, but he was more worried that his performance would drag down Ye Yunfei. With the little time he had spent rehearsing, it was impossible for him to do it to the same level as Sun Yue.

......

Seeing the intense reaction from the audience, Ye Yunfei became more and more enthusiastic.

He looked at Sun Yue and said,"I may have read too many books, so I suddenly remembered something wrong."”

Sun Yue laughed dryly." And you're saying 'split' too?" she said." Interesting."”

"Annoying ~"

Ye Yunfei patted him and continued,""I just like reading books."

"You like to read Dream of the Red Chamber?" Sun Yue asked.”

Ye Yunfei: " Yes, I like it, especially one of the characters in it!”

"Who is it?" Sun Yue asked.

"Lin Daiyu!"

"You like Lin Daiyu?" Sun Yue asked.”

Ye Yunfei: " Yes, I like Lin Daiyu. Her family is rich and she lives in the Grand View Garden."”

Sun Yue stretched out her hand and explained,"Jade belts hang in the forest, but gold hairpins are buried in the snow."”

Ye Yunfei looked at him and said seriously,"What do you think of the Grand View Garden?" It was a picturesque scene, and the four seasons were like spring!”

"Of course," Sun Yue said.

Ye Yunfei waved his hands and said,""The lake is at the bottom."

"Shui Po?" Sun Yue was puzzled.

Ye Yunfei continued," The Great Water Lake is built on Liangshan. It is a grand view garden. It is square and square. The temple is in the middle."”

"There's a big rock in the middle. That rock has absorbed the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, the essence of the sun and moon."

"There are nine holes and eight apertures!" Sun Yue said in shock. Conspiracy with the Nine Palaces and Eight Trigrams?"

Ye Yunfei was as excited as if he had found a soulmate,""Yes, yes, yes. Qian Kan Gen Zhen, Xun Li Kun Dui. With a thud, a monkey jumped out from inside.”

Sun Yue was also slightly excited. She nodded seriously."Yes!"

Ye Yunfei said,"This monkey is so fierce!" Did you know?"

"Oh?" Sun Yue's interest was piqued.

Ye Yunfei knocked on the table and said excitedly,""We entered Cao Cao's army seven times and still couldn't catch him! Sigh! Look, this is not a joke!”

Puff!

Hahahahaha!

The audience burst into laughter.

A few of them covered their cheeks, feeling both pain and joy.

"It's over, it's over. My cheeks hurt.”

"This Dream of the Red Chamber almost made me laugh to death.”

"Oh my god, is this guy a culture grinder?”

"The Great Sage Sun who enters and exits seven times, hahahahaha.”

"I suddenly want to know where I can read this book. It's so interesting.”

......

On the stage, Sun Yue, who had left her seat, was completely speechless.

He stopped Ye Yunfei and asked angrily,""Is this Dream of the Red Chamber?"

Ye Yunfei stood rooted to the ground and said,""Ying... It should be."

"What is it? Is this a bound edition of the Four Great Classics?”

" Lin Daiyu yawned in the morning. Where's the monkey? Hi, how are you?"

Sun Yue opened her arms and pretended to yawn. Then, she crossed her arms in front of her body and pretended to be a monkey squatting on the ground. Coupled with her words, the audience burst into laughter.

Especially when they thought of the cheat who had pulled Sun Yue out of the zoo, the group of people laughed even more foolishly.

......

The entire stadium cheered.

The applause continued for five seconds before it stopped.

Ye Yunfei scratched his head and whispered,"Isn't an actor's stomach a grocery store?"

Sun Yue pointed at his stomach and said,"You're too complicated, you know?"”

"Your daily necessities and food have to be separated. How can you put everything together?”

"Yes, yes, yes." Ye Yunfei nodded.

"It's the Grand View Garden. We don't care where it's built.”

Sun Yue laughed dryly and continued to listen.

Ye Yunfei: " We all know that the Grand View Garden is actually a large courtyard.”

"Yeah," Sun Yue said.

"But Lin Daiyu is not an ordinary person."”

"That's right," said Sun Yue.

Ye Yunfei looked at him and said seriously,""She is a young miss."

"Aiya ~!"

Sun Yue immediately covered her forehead and leaned against the table.

In just a short while, his head seemed to have grown a size bigger.

The audience laughed.

Lin Daiyu was a lady?

This guy was too much.

Sun Yue stopped Ye Yunfei for a while and explained,""It's not appropriate to say the word 'miss' in front of you. You can just say that she's a lady from a noble family.”

Ye Yunfei nodded repeatedly,"Yes, yes, yes, a young lady from a noble family."”

" Hahahaha!"

The audience couldn't help but burst into laughter.

"Oh my god, a lady from a noble family!"

"Hahaha! The literary level of 'Dream of the Red Chamber' in my heart has suddenly dropped.”

"Oh my god, this person is too funny."

"You're hurting my stomach. Little brother, you have to take responsibility!”

......

Sun Yue was completely speechless. Her head was buzzing.

Ye Yunfei quickly laughed and patted him,""I know, I know. Young lady, it's a young lady.”

"Yes, Miss Lin."”

Ye Yunfei quickly agreed." Yes, yes, yes. She is Miss Lin. She doesn't live in an ordinary bungalow."”

"That's right!" Sun Yue said solemnly.”

Ye Yunfei stretched out his hand and said,"Xiaoxiang Pavilion is a loft!"”

"Yes," said Sun Yue.

"The first floor is the living room, and the second floor is the bedroom.”

"It's also called boudoir," said Sun Yue.

"Do you know what Sister Lin does the first thing she does every morning?" Ye Yunfei looked at Sun Yue.”

Sun Yue was a little curious. She stepped forward and asked,""What are you doing?"

"Open your eyes."

"Hahahahaha."

The crowd below the stage burst into laughter when they heard this.

The first thing he did after waking up was not to open his eyes.

Sun Yue, on the other hand, was in a bad mood. He shouldn't have been curious about this just now!

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