Crosstalk Master: Set Rules on the Stage, Set a New Grave Below the Stage
14 Uncle is teasing me

Qu Yi Mast

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"Eh-"

The audience burst into laughter.

At the same time, a few couples inside also had a small conflict.

The girl stared straight at her partner, her eyes full of words.

One by one, they were all asking,"Why are you smiling so happily? Are you addicted to prostitution?"!

The man quickly shut his mouth and tried not to laugh.

However, when she thought about the burden just now, she couldn't hold it in.

He immediately burst out laughing!

The originally quiet theater suddenly had a commotion.

Instantly, the entire scene became even more joyous.

The laughter seemed to be contagious, bringing the audience who had just stopped to their feet. In an instant, everyone was once again immersed in the ocean of laughter.

......

The audience's laughter lasted for a few seconds before it gradually died down.

At this moment, Ye Yunfei also used a smile to cover up his embarrassment, saying,""The meaning is similar."

"Much worse!"

"One is to see through life, and the other is to fall into the mortal world by mistake, do you understand?"”

The audience laughed and agreed with him.

Although the two were mixed up, the true meaning was far from the same!

Seeing the audience laughing, Ye Yunfei quickly explained,""I mean, they give me the same effect.”

"Really?" Sun Yue asked.

Ye Yunfei: " That's right. There's an old saying."”

"Oh?" Sun Yue asked.

"Reading ten thousand books is not as good as traveling ten thousand miles!"”

"Hey!" Sun Yue said. There's a saying."

"But what does this have to do with you?”

This question piqued the curiosity of the audience.

They really couldn't understand the relationship between the two.

Everyone was looking at Ye Yunfei.

He raised his palm to the sky and opened his mouth."It's better to travel ten thousand miles than to meet countless people!!!”

"Puff!"

" Hahahahaha!!!"

The audience burst into laughter again.

There was indeed such a sentence in the old saying, and it was the original sentence.

But today, in this scene, everything had changed!

Especially in this era, reading countless people was indeed not a good word.

After realizing this, the laughter below the stage continued. There were too many experienced drivers, and everyone understood.

......

After saying that, Ye Yunfei asked Sun Yue with a smug look,""Do you think there's such a saying?"

"Yes," Sun Yue nodded helplessly.”

Ye Yunfei: ”

"That's true, but…"

Without waiting for Sun Yue to finish, Ye Yunfei interrupted him and said,""I like to study these things.”

Sun Yue couldn't help but laugh at him.”

Ye Yunfei said,"It's not just this."

"Oh, there's more?" Sun Yue said with a teasing expression.”

"Of course, I've read too much ancient literature."

For example, the Four Books and Five Classics."

"Wait!"

Sun Yue stopped him." Just now, you were reading 'Dream of the Red Chamber' like a paste. Have you studied the Four Books and Five Classics?"”

"Let me put it this way."

Ye Yunfei made a phone call gesture and said,""I haven't learned much of the Four Books and Five Classics. In the past, I only learned the Six Classics! It's also called learning the six arts!"

Sun Yue was completely shocked." In the past, scholars and gentlemen paid attention to the Six Arts! You? Have you learned it?"

"Of course!"

A disdainful smile appeared on Sun Yue's face as she said,""Alright, don't talk big. Just tell me which six arts you've learned!”

Hearing this, Ye Yunfei stretched out his palm and started to hook his fingers,""Poetry, rites, music, spring and autumn! These six arts!

After you learn it, you will realize how profound the content is."

"Hey hey hey!"

Sun Yue quickly pulled him back and questioned,""Who told you that the Spring and Autumn Annals are two books?”

The audience was amused.

Some people didn't understand the Six Arts, but they knew that the Spring and Autumn were connected!

"What do you mean?"

"The Spring and Autumn Annals is a book!" Sun Yue said.”

"Poetry, Rites, Changes, Music, Spring and Autumn!”

Ye Yunfei raised his finger again and said,""That's not enough.”

"Puff!"

Some people below the stage couldn't hold back their laughter.

It was still okay if he lacked a leg!

Sun Yue looked at him angrily and said,""Are these guys here to play mahjong?”

As soon as he said this, the audience couldn't hold it in anymore.

"Looks like Brother Fatty plays mahjong too!”

"Aiyo, you're so funny. I'm missing a leg."

" It's indeed a culture grinder!"

"Hiss, what's the other art? Why can't I remember?”

......

On the stage, Ye Yunfei continued,"Six Arts, there's still one left."

"Book, where's the book?" Sun Yue asked.

Ye Yunfei replied,"Where's Uncle?"”

" Hahahahaha!!!"

The audience laughed even louder.

All of them covered their faces and burst into laughter, not caring about their image.

"Ouch ~ Stomach…It hurts!"

"No, I'm really going to die of laughter. This person is too funny!”

"Uncle, you're joking…Hahahaha!"

"Ouch, my cheek hurts!"

......

Sun Yue was speechless.

Looking at Ye Yunfei, he said after a while,""I really can't teach him anymore. How can he take advantage of others?”

"No, no, no."

Ye Yunfei quickly apologized." I heard wrong just now. Teacher Sun, please don't take offense."”

Sun Yue waved her hand and said," Alright, alright. Teacher Sun? You've taught me quite a lot in such a short time."

Don't talk about that. Just talk about the Six Arts.”

"Yes, yes, yes."

Ye Yunfei continued,"Speaking of the six arts, poetry, calligraphy, etiquette, Yi, music, spring and autumn, one of them was gone."

"The music scripture is gone," Sun Yue said.

As soon as she finished speaking, Sun Yue realized that something was wrong!

The audience below the stage instantly reacted and laughed again.

This homophonic meme was simply amazing!

On the stage, Sun Yue pretended to slap her mouth and said,""I shouldn't have done this!"

At this moment.

Ye Yunfei said sneakily,""It's good that she's gone. It's time to get pregnant.”

" Hahahaha!"

The audience couldn't even close their mouths as they laughed again.

This guy is really bad, he even set a trap for me!

Sun Yue pushed Ye Yunfei and couldn't help but laugh.

"It's music," he said.

We crosstalk people are bad, and you crosstalk people are bad too!”

"Eh-"

Sun Yue pointed at a group of laughing audience members, and they laughed even harder.

Speaking of Fatty.

Then he had really insulted Yue Yue a lot on the field.

He did not expect that he would be set up today, and there was nothing he could do.

Seeing this scene, the audience couldn't be happier. They were happy to see such a scene!

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