Crosstalk Master: Set Rules on the Stage, Set a New Grave Below the Stage
15 I’m the best at poetry!

Qu Yi Mast

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"Looks like this child has really put in some effort.”

"The bundle sounds continuously. Good!"

"However…"

Yu Qian was full of praise as he watched from below the stage. However, sometimes, after laughing, he would also frown.

Ye Yunfei's use of these harmonious melodies was really good.

It could be connected inside and outside.

However, the direction he was heading in was indeed a little dangerous.

Just now, the work of the "Golden Bottle Coin" was a little too close.

Of course, this was still within the normal range. Seriously speaking, it was really nothing.

However, Yu Qian was worried.

Ye Yunfei was a young man after all. Sometimes, he couldn't control his words properly. If he didn't pay attention to what he couldn't say, it would be a big problem.

Especially now that the Internet was so developed, even a casual sentence could lead to a disaster. Well, I'll have to find him to have a good chat when I'm free.

......

On the stage.

"Although the music scriptures have been lost, I have still learned the six arts!"

He might not be proficient in everything, but he knew how to do it!”

Sun Yue laughed and said,"Why don't you come with us?"”

"Play a song!"

The audience below the stage was the best at making things work, and their enthusiasm was high.

Of course, they really wanted to see if Ye Yunfei really knew ancient music.

"Thank you for your enthusiasm."

Ye Yunfei clasped his hands and said,"But it's a pity that I didn't bring my number."”

"Draw (insert number)?" Sun Yue asked.

Ye Yunfei said,[This is it, doo ~]

Ye Yunfei even made a sound while doing the action.

"That's called a trombone!" Sun Yue snapped. You really know how to name an instrument."

"Yes, yes, yes, trombone."

I didn't bring it, it's too big."

Sun Yue looked incredulous.”

" Hahaha!"

The audience burst into laughter.

Music was the elegant art of ancient gentlemen. It was indeed strange to use a trombone as a replacement!

"Isn't this advancing with the times?"

I can only learn some trombones and keep up with the times."

Sun Yue chuckled and didn't expose him.

He continued,"Alright, alright. If you can't come, then forget it. We can do something else."

Immediately, Ye Yunfei folded his sleeves and said proudly,""Feel free to come. I've seen too many things.

Ever since I joined the German Sports Association, I started reading with my master.

His knowledge was on par with Wang Yangda's!”

"Really?" Sun Yue asked in disbelief.”

"How can it be fake?"

Ye Yunfei: " In the first two years, I read hundreds of anthologies, the kind that were full of words.”

"This kind of anthology is boring," Sun Yue said.”

"Yeah, it's boring."

Therefore, in the days that followed, I began to look for ancient books with pictures.”

Sun Yue was puzzled." That's not right," she said." There aren't many ancient books with pictures."”

"Yes, not much."

"I searched for a long time before I found a few."

That book is still thin. I'll finish it in a while.

But later, I found a bunch of ancient books with pictures in the innermost part of my master's bookshelf.”

Sun Yue frowned and became even more curious.”

"I remember that there aren't many such books in Ms. Hunt's bookshelf.”

"Then he must have kept it."”

"You kept it?"

"Why should I?" Sun Yue asked.

"Come, come, tell me. What books are they?”

Ye Yunfei raised his head and thought for a while,"There are too many things I can't remember."

Anyway, I saw Pan Jinlian hanging upside down from the grape rack.

In less than two days, my master set up his own study and didn't let us in.

Moreover, after midnight, that room would be lit up. He didn't know what it was doing.”

"Puff!"

" Hahahaha!"

The audience burst into laughter.

At this time, they all cast a meaningful look at Guo Degang.

Guo Degang, who was below the stage, also cooperated and stood up, pretending to rush onto the stage.

All of a sudden, the atmosphere became even livelier.

"Aiya, so it turns out that Director Guo is also not serious!”

"Old Guo is really something. He saved so many good things!”

"It's all Teacher Guo's fault. She has led our little brother astray.”

"I didn't expect you to be like this, Old Guo!!!”

......

Sun Yue smiled when she saw how lively the crowd was. She shook her head and waved her hand.

"Forget it, forget it. Let's skip this topic."”

Ye Yunfei was confused,"How can I forget it?"”

Sun Yue said," It's what you learned from the bookshelf. Keep it for yourself. There are many young people here. It's not appropriate to talk about it."”

Ye Yunfei: " It's quite suitable. When we talked about hanging the grapes upside down, they laughed more happily than anyone else."”

"Eh-"

The audience laughed happily.

Ye Yunfei continued,"And the knowledge in my stomach is churning."

You've piqued my interest. This beast is in high spirits!”

Sun Yue, who was standing next to him, quickly took two steps back. She was completely stunned.

The audience burst into laughter.

Was it okay if he unleashed his bestial nature?

......

Sun Yue gulped and took a deep breath before returning to her seat.

He patted Zhang Yunfei's shoulder and said,""Please calm down.

I know that you've met the audience, especially since today is your first performance, so you're excited.

However, we still have to take it slow and talk it out properly.”

Ye Yunfei nodded and said,"Yes, yes, we have to talk about it properly."”

"Just now, you said you knew a lot," Sun Yue said.

"Ah!"

"It's the Four Books and Five Classics again," Sun Yue said."There's Li Weng's rhyme, and the Four Great Classics."

Ye Yunfei: " Yes, yes, yes. I've seen them all."”

"You didn't mention one thing!" Sun Yue said.”

"What?" Ye Yunfei asked impatiently. Like what?"

"There's one thing you haven't mentioned in the traditional culture of Yan Huang," Sun Yue said.”

"What?" Ye Yunfei asked hurriedly. Tell me!"

"Recite poems and answer correctly," Sun Yue said.”

"Oh-"

Ye Yunfei took a deep breath and laughed.

"Don't be happy," Sun Yue said."Tell me first if you can do it."”

Ye Yunfei chuckled and said,"Yin Ci (yin Ci): I'm the best! You've delivered yourself to my doorstep!"

Sun Yue was stunned for a while.

Two seconds later, she said to him,"I can tell.

I can already tell from your lack of familiarity with this golden bottle.”

"Hahahaha!"

The audience was stunned for a moment before they burst into laughter.

Although they didn't understand this burden at first, after hearing the words " golden bottle ", everyone understood.

Recitation? Resigned? This was another homophonic joke. Awesome!

......

......

[Innocent Words: Innocent and vulgar words.]

A lot of the baggage in crosstalk needed to be piled up with images, but novels could not describe all of it. Moreover, they had to be concise, so there was no way to write too much.

There were some burdens that the audience should not take too seriously. In addition, many homophonic words couldn't be used, so it was very helpless to be banned.

" Finally, thank you for your support, my friends. I've received your flowers. Thank you very much."

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